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by Hal Jordan
Tue May 28, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4
Replies: 253
Views: 4076

Re: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4

Why in God's name do election strategists think that trying to prove that the Party leader is an ordinary person is a good idea? We've had Sunak failing to dribble a football and Davey falling off a paddleboard, why do they do it? Just stand in front of a podium, outline your manifesto and fuck off ...
by Hal Jordan
Tue May 28, 2024 9:41 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: President Biden and US politics catchall
Replies: 6634
Views: 295542

Re: President Biden and US politics catchall

Sooner or later one of his cultists is going to do something very stupid as a result of his ranting against the Courts.
by Hal Jordan
Mon May 27, 2024 8:03 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4
Replies: 253
Views: 4076

Re: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4

More National Sevice details emerge, only those who have done their bit will be able to work in the public sector. Would you like to know more?

(I'm not the first person to make this connection)
by Hal Jordan
Sun May 26, 2024 12:33 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official English Rugby Thread
Replies: 18287
Views: 553997

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

geordie_6 wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 7:56 am Jack Willis was immense in the Champions Cup final yesterday. Something like 27 tackles?
Did he outplay Neil Back?
by Hal Jordan
Sun May 26, 2024 10:45 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4
Replies: 253
Views: 4076

Re: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4

I assume Sir Talbot Buxomley has been involved in the Tories' campaigning strategy.
by Hal Jordan
Fri May 24, 2024 10:06 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4
Replies: 253
Views: 4076

Re: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4

Interesting take on why Sunak called a GE. Apparently we're already at war with Russia and he doesn't want to be a war time leader. British "troops" firing the Storm Shadow missiles in Ukraine was the last straw for the Russians. Interesting as in doesn't explain the timing at all? Storm ...
by Hal Jordan
Fri May 24, 2024 10:02 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official English Rugby Thread
Replies: 18287
Views: 553997

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Ellis Genge is out of the summer tour with an injury sustained in the match against Quins.

Will Collier's parting gift to Fin Baxter!
by Hal Jordan
Thu May 23, 2024 2:42 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4
Replies: 253
Views: 4076

Re: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4

tc27 wrote: Thu May 23, 2024 12:54 pm We absolutely need lots and lots more housing. I am not sure how anyone could think otherwise.
Wr need more social housing, proper social housing and not just stuff that gets gobbled up by buy to let, institutional investors and money launderers.
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 22, 2024 7:40 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4
Replies: 253
Views: 4076

Re: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4

Sunak looked like Harrison Ford shitting himself as Roy Batty looms over him. Although hopefully the only electorate lacks the basic humanity of an android and just chucks him off the building. No such poetry as that encounter either, I don't expect that to improve any. There won't be any great asp...
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 22, 2024 6:31 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4
Replies: 253
Views: 4076

Re: The one and only UK 2024 election thread - July 4

Sunak looked like Harrison Ford shitting himself as Roy Batty looms over him.

Although hopefully the only electorate lacks the basic humanity of an android and just chucks him off the building.
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 22, 2024 2:22 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

Cabinet Ministers who leave office and don't take up a new Cabinet post within 3 weeks are entitled to severance pay of one quarter of the annual ministerial pay.

Gravy train all the way.
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 22, 2024 2:01 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

Biffer wrote: Wed May 22, 2024 1:58 pm Talk of a general election announcement - Cameron cuts short his trip to Albania to attend a meeting in London, Grant Shapps delays an overseas trip for the same reason and Jeremy Cunt has cancelled a TV interview tonight. Might be looking at 4th or 11th July?
Cabinet reshuffle, probably.
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 22, 2024 1:59 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

C69 wrote: Wed May 22, 2024 1:08 pm Has anyone said how the money will be found for the £10bn?
My generation's taxes, paying for Boomer fuck ups as usual.

And no doubt it will be attributed to "investing another £10bn in the NHS!"
by Hal Jordan
Sat May 18, 2024 7:02 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official English Rugby Thread
Replies: 18287
Views: 553997

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 4:11 pm How do Quins run Toulouse close and then concede a century in the next 2 games to be annihilated in each?
Tank ran completely dry.
by Hal Jordan
Sat May 18, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Exaggerate a film or TV title....
Replies: 49
Views: 615

Re: Exaggerate a film or TV title....

Jurassic Solar System.
by Hal Jordan
Fri May 17, 2024 3:16 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: President Biden and US politics catchall
Replies: 6634
Views: 295542

Re: President Biden and US politics catchall

Sandstorm wrote: Fri May 17, 2024 1:32 pm
Niegs wrote: Fri May 17, 2024 1:18 pm Like children... and it's happening here, too, with name calling and snap backs in Canadian Parliament.

3 young, single ladies having a go at each other. :crazy:
Foxy boxing or mud wrestling?
by Hal Jordan
Thu May 16, 2024 1:14 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

Another day, another expenses scandal, as Pensions Minister Paul Maynard found guilty of expenses breaches after inquiry having used public to "produce overly political materials promoting the party and his re-election" and under-reported the use of a publicly funded office. Just the £106k...
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 15, 2024 12:37 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

Seriously, seek professional help.
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 15, 2024 12:27 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Official English Rugby Thread
Replies: 18287
Views: 553997

Re: The Official English Rugby Thread

Sandstorm wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 12:11 pm
sockwithaticket wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 11:00 am
Sandstorm wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 10:50 am

2007 RWC Final :oops:
That was Mark 'Usain' Cueto.
Ah yes. Thank-you.
Cohen was gone by 2004, I think, although he had fallen off badly even by the 2003 Final.
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 15, 2024 12:24 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

I see s. 28 ver 2.0 is on the cards with the new sex education guidelines, which are the usual batshit culture war lunacy, and will just drive kids to shit places to fund our about sex, gender and porn. What did kids do in the 70s, 80s and 90s? We had a biology lesson and watched "hairy bobbin...
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 15, 2024 10:52 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

I see s. 28 ver 2.0 is on the cards with the new sex education guidelines, which are the usual batshit culture war lunacy, and will just drive kids to shit places to fund our about sex, gender and porn.
by Hal Jordan
Tue May 14, 2024 8:29 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

yermum wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 12:36 pm Look we are dancing around the topic here we all know it was designed by the rothschilds and the elders of Zion.
Well, we got some decent wine and MLT sandwiches, which are great when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky.
by Hal Jordan
Sun May 12, 2024 11:20 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

The whips and media have a huge amount of shit on MPs, how else do they keep them in line?
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 08, 2024 1:00 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

Her husband is a delightful fellow, too.

No, wait, I mean a convicted sex offender.
by Hal Jordan
Sun May 05, 2024 3:18 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Not Heineken Cup 23/24
Replies: 1803
Views: 41695

Re: Not Heineken Cup 23/24

Whatever else you say about Quins, you won't lack for entertainment when watching a match involving them.
by Hal Jordan
Sat May 04, 2024 3:04 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

Lets see how well DAC's right wing populist uprising is going. Oh ... To be fair, Reform exists solely to.push the Overton window ever rightwards. The likes of Tice and Farage don't actually want to do anything to change matters themselves (see Farage's trumpeting about EU fishing quotas as opposed...
by Hal Jordan
Sat May 04, 2024 1:24 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

sefton wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 1:14 pm Poor Dachead is going to be so disappointed.
Don't worry, the bots have been hard at work on the stolen election narrative since yesterday evening.
by Hal Jordan
Fri May 03, 2024 8:24 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

Yes it would be the biggest story of the day if labour lose London. Khan has had two terms as mayor, the Tories haven't even tried to compete in this. The fact it's close shows how poor of a mayor Khan has been. This is what happens when politicians don't deliver, the voter base stops showing out o...
by Hal Jordan
Fri May 03, 2024 6:57 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/1786434620856136097?t=AUMzfOoK36u8EROnR6MmGw&s=19 Biggest story of the elections if she does. Biggest story? Fuck the story, it would be a tragedy for London. Yes it would be the biggest story of the day if labour lose London. Khan has had two terms as mayor...
by Hal Jordan
Fri May 03, 2024 1:45 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

epwc wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 1:43 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 1:37 pm
David in Gwent wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 1:32 pm

But as the GE approaches people will be forced to think what voting for Labour will actually mean and what it will entail.
What is that exactly?
Well you’re all going to be Muslim for a start
Transsexual Muslims at that. And probably engaged in maritime pursuits.
by Hal Jordan
Fri May 03, 2024 1:12 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Elon Musk bought Twitter.
Replies: 497
Views: 36285

Re: Elon Musk bought Twitter.

Not Gotten Over The Divorce Man is thinking of changing the Block function so that all it does is stop blocked users from interacting with the blockers posts rather than stopping them seeing them altogether.

Stalkers rejoice!
by Hal Jordan
Fri May 03, 2024 11:26 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

Insane_Homer wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 9:34 am IMG_20240503_103358_065.jpg

:lol:
The face of someone who knows just how much they've compromised their journalistic integrity in the pursuit of a Damehood for services rendered.
by Hal Jordan
Thu May 02, 2024 7:25 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

Biffer wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 6:54 pm Speaking of Boris Johnson, the fat fucking prick was turned away from a polling station today because he didn’t have photo id so wasn’t allowed to vote 😂😂😂😂😂
"We didn't mean to deprive him of the vote!"
by Hal Jordan
Thu May 02, 2024 6:52 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

I’m sure I’ve said this on here before, but I used to work opposite City Hall and his favourite restaurant was under our office, so I used to see him a lot. Every time he walked down he would get a small crowd around him and would banter away, be it the dustman or the PWC types, and have everyone l...
by Hal Jordan
Thu May 02, 2024 9:47 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

I've voted. Quimby and Kodos for local councillors and Gordon for Police Commissioner.
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 01, 2024 4:37 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

An approach which will get them to the state the GOP are now in.
by Hal Jordan
Wed May 01, 2024 3:31 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Stop voting for fucking Tories
Replies: 20670
Views: 727440

Re: Stop voting for fucking Tories

Now that the Tories have changed the Mayoral election process to FPTP, she might have a chance, which shows how much contempt the Tories have for the democratic process after the last London election when Goldsmith banged the racist drum and got roundly told to fuck off by the electorate, so they sp...
by Hal Jordan
Mon Apr 29, 2024 7:55 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Another mass shooting in the US
Replies: 1004
Views: 45918

Re: Another mass shooting in the US

Houston Texans wide receiver Tank Dell has received what thankfully appear to be minor injuries as an innocent bystander during a club shooting incident. 10 people on the receiving end and a 16 year old boy arrested.

Florida at its finest.
by Hal Jordan
Mon Apr 29, 2024 10:10 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Billy Vunipola arrested and tasered twice
Replies: 27
Views: 1159

Re: Billy Vunipola arrested and tasered twice

As has been said elsewhere, you hope it's just him being a drunken dickhead and not early signs of CTE or similar. As has also been said elsewhere, the police should have passed him a rugby ball and he'd have dropped it and fallen over. Or, these days, send in a medium sized centre in to brimg him ...
by Hal Jordan
Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:40 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Billy Vunipola arrested and tasered twice
Replies: 27
Views: 1159

Re: Billy Vunipola arrested and tasered twice

As has been said elsewhere, you hope it's just him being a drunken dickhead and not early signs of CTE or similar.