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by assfly
Thu May 22, 2025 5:34 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Saffers
Replies: 2704
Views: 163063

Re: Saffers

I thought it was going pretty well until the video started. CR was pretty calm and didn't raise the temperature, but perhaps he could have fought back a bit more.

I thought Steenhuisen and Els were both excellent.

Listening to 702 this morning, a lot of people seem to think it went well. But the ...
by assfly
Tue May 20, 2025 8:13 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Saffers
Replies: 2704
Views: 163063

Re: Saffers

Chilli2 wrote: Tue May 20, 2025 6:53 am Some of the local farmers are hiring "foreigners" to replace South African staff. They are mostly better educated, look after the implements better and are more reliable.
Sounds like it's not the foreigners that are the problem.
by assfly
Mon May 19, 2025 7:14 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: RIP: Cornal Hendricks
Replies: 23
Views: 407

Re: RIP: Cornal Hendricks

But apparently a guy on the internet knows better :lol:
by assfly
Mon May 19, 2025 7:11 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread
Replies: 1274
Views: 63715

Re: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread

I was at the Stormers game on Friday night, happened to be in town for work.

I must hand it to the locals, they really turn up in numbers and make it such a party atmosphere. It felt more like a 7s tournament. It obviously helps that you can walk to the Waterfront for beers and dinner too.

Such ...
by assfly
Mon May 19, 2025 7:00 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Saffers
Replies: 2704
Views: 163063

Re: Saffers


I like that the internet is calling the "The Voetsekkers" and their journey "Die Groot Tsek".

Fuck them and fuck Trump. Making a mockery of the refugee and asylum system that was put in place to assist people fleeing war zones, war lords and genocide.

Going to be fun watching them spin these ...
by assfly
Mon May 19, 2025 6:56 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: RIP: Cornal Hendricks
Replies: 23
Views: 407

Re: RIP: Cornal Hendricks


Why? Wasnt he diagnose with heart sickness while playing rugby? He didnt pass his medicals when trying to get a contract at the Stormers if I remember correctly. So the Bulls and Jake White decided otherwise.


He wouldn't have taken to the field if he wasn't cleared by doctors. Otherwise he ...
by assfly
Mon May 19, 2025 6:11 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: RIP: Cornal Hendricks
Replies: 23
Views: 407

Re: RIP: Cornal Hendricks

OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri May 16, 2025 11:57 am Or his death. He shouldn't have played again.
That's a rancid comment.
by assfly
Thu May 15, 2025 4:43 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: RIP: Cornal Hendricks
Replies: 23
Views: 407

Re: RIP: Cornal Hendricks



This is just so so sad.

Nevermind his talent on the field, his story off the field was so inspirational. He deserved longer. :cry:


Care to share?

Very sad. Really young.


I think this explains it quite well: https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2025-05-15-cornal-hendricks-tribute ...
by assfly
Thu May 15, 2025 11:19 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Rugby nice guys
Replies: 68
Views: 3464

Re: Rugby nice guys

Nobody has mentioned Kolisi yet?

So humble, eloquent and considerate whenever he is being interviewed. I love having him as Bok captain, he has really raised the bar high.
by assfly
Thu May 15, 2025 6:35 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: RIP: Cornal Hendricks
Replies: 23
Views: 407

Re: RIP: Cornal Hendricks

This is just so so sad.

Nevermind his talent on the field, his story off the field was so inspirational. He deserved longer. :cry:
by assfly
Wed May 14, 2025 1:05 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Rugby nice guys
Replies: 68
Views: 3464

Re: Rugby nice guys

I had a few beers with Alesana Tuilagi, many years ago. Wonderful guy, took us through many stories of his career.
by assfly
Mon May 12, 2025 5:01 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: U20 TRC
Replies: 45
Views: 3985

Re: U20 TRC

I walked past the NZ U20 team in Joburg airport earlier today.

They are absolute monsters. I would love to know what their mothers fed them.
by assfly
Sat May 10, 2025 10:17 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread
Replies: 1274
Views: 63715

Re: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread

Nice bonus point win, but fucks sake we make hard work of it.
We really are playing some turgid rugby this season. It beggars belief how we are so high in the table.
by assfly
Fri May 09, 2025 5:57 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Kashmir
Replies: 39
Views: 2502

Re: Kashmir

This will certainly put the nuclear deterrence doctrine (that nuclear armed states don't fight each other, even in a conventional war) to the test.
by assfly
Thu May 08, 2025 1:24 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: B&I Lions 2025 Official Thread
Replies: 412
Views: 25605

Re: B&I Lions 2025 Official Thread

Slick wrote: Thu May 08, 2025 1:20 pm
assfly wrote: Thu May 08, 2025 1:18 pm Is he the first Lions captain to wear an earing?
WTF

Good for him. I guess
I want to know if it matches his saucy underwear.
by assfly
Thu May 08, 2025 1:18 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: B&I Lions 2025 Official Thread
Replies: 412
Views: 25605

Re: B&I Lions 2025 Official Thread

Is he the first Lions captain to wear an earing?
by assfly
Mon Apr 28, 2025 1:58 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread
Replies: 1274
Views: 63715

Re: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread


No offence to the 3rd tier teams, but it seems like a waste of talent to ignore a possible Bok callup in 26/27 . If he turns out for Zim now, he'll hardly play any Test rugby for the next 10 years.


Errr, that 3rd tier team is the 2nd best in Africa and on the verge of world cup qualification ...
by assfly
Mon Apr 28, 2025 1:17 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread
Replies: 1274
Views: 63715

Re: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread

Uncle fester wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:18 pm Is he capped for Zimbabwe?
Not yet. But we'll know in the next couple of weeks if he is to be called up for the series against Botswana.
by assfly
Mon Apr 28, 2025 8:16 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread
Replies: 1274
Views: 63715

Re: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread

Awesome. That makes him the fourth Zimbabwean playing URC for a South African team.
Let's hope he carries that form into the RWC qualification in a few weeks.
by assfly
Thu Apr 24, 2025 2:37 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Adventures in kids coaching
Replies: 278
Views: 39910

Re: Adventures in kids coaching

No worries, I'll be around.
by assfly
Thu Apr 24, 2025 5:24 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Adventures in kids coaching
Replies: 278
Views: 39910

Re: Adventures in kids coaching

This weekend we're taking our club on their tour. Well, it's an away fixture with overnight camping so may as well be a tour.

56 kids, from U5 to U13.

Managed to scratch together and get some kit made, a first for the club.
by assfly
Wed Apr 09, 2025 3:42 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: 2024/2025 Not Heineken Cup
Replies: 2432
Views: 62254

Re: 2024/2025 Not Heineken Cup


The correct protocol is not to put your fingers anywhere near his eyes


OK I get it now. So just to be on the safe side, he should probably put his hands in his pockets until the prop graciously decides to cease with the choke hold.

Saying as we are now permitting players to use headlocks in ...
by assfly
Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:07 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: 2024/2025 Not Heineken Cup
Replies: 2432
Views: 62254

Re: 2024/2025 Not Heineken Cup




Is that the lesson after the 'keep your hands away from opponents eyes' tutorial?


What is the correct protocol if a 120kg prop has you in a headlock?


I've been held in a headlock playing rugby before and eye-gouging didn't occur to me as a solution.


That's nice, but it's not what I ...
by assfly
Wed Apr 09, 2025 11:58 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: 2024/2025 Not Heineken Cup
Replies: 2432
Views: 62254

Re: 2024/2025 Not Heineken Cup

Kawazaki wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 7:25 am Is that the lesson after the 'keep your hands away from opponents eyes' tutorial?
What is the correct protocol if a 120kg prop has you in a headlock?
by assfly
Wed Apr 09, 2025 7:10 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: 2024/2025 Not Heineken Cup
Replies: 2432
Views: 62254

Re: 2024/2025 Not Heineken Cup

OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 3:45 am Henco Venter got 6 weeks, Neethling Fouche 4 weeks. It don't make sense at all.
The lesson here is if you want a player ruled out for a few weeks, get them in a headlock and let them retaliate.
by assfly
Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:31 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Is This The Worst Song Ever?
Replies: 39
Views: 1505

Re: Is This The Worst Song Ever?

This thread has ruined my already bad evening.

That last one :sick:
by assfly
Mon Apr 07, 2025 5:54 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: 2024/2025 Not Heineken Cup
Replies: 2432
Views: 62254

Re: 2024/2025 Not Heineken Cup

OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Apr 06, 2025 6:19 pm Was hoping the Sharks get through.
The game was lost the second the team was announced. They played like a bunch of misfits. I didn't even recognise half of the bench. At least they had a nice trip to Lyon.
by assfly
Sun Apr 06, 2025 10:32 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: $hark$ 2023 and beyond
Replies: 1121
Views: 69291

Re: $hark$ 2023 and beyond

I'm inclined to agree with the team selection. Plum wasn't given much choice given the schedule. Can't risk our under-performing stars in a comp that is meaningless (I don't agree with teams dropping down from CC) when we are still in a good position in the URC.

Nice to see Penxe getting another ...
by assfly
Wed Apr 02, 2025 12:53 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Saudi/Qatar et al bidding for RWC
Replies: 72
Views: 2052

Re: Saudi/Qatar et al bidding for RWC

Rhubarb & Custard wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 12:46 pm sad but true. and actually the sad thing is that's the situation, not people commenting on it.
But it's not true, is it?
by assfly
Wed Apr 02, 2025 9:00 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Saudi/Qatar et al bidding for RWC
Replies: 72
Views: 2052

Re: Saudi/Qatar et al bidding for RWC


We're certainly far from an ideal, but we don't have corruption on an ANC level, if arguably because we've sorted ours over the longer term via the class system, and we don't have rape as the national sport


Like I said, enjoy your bubble.

Your last comment is incredibly crass and seemed ...
by assfly
Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:12 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Saudi/Qatar et al bidding for RWC
Replies: 72
Views: 2052

Re: Saudi/Qatar et al bidding for RWC


Like a number of nations SA are being caught out by the need to stump up a lot of money. Though I'm not sure if stating if a corrupt nation doesn't get a World Cup if should go to a corrupt nation is a line of thinking without issue


"Corrupt nation" :lol:

That's a nice bubble you live in.
by assfly
Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:56 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: $hark$ 2023 and beyond
Replies: 1121
Views: 69291

Re: $hark$ 2023 and beyond


I was the same with the Stormers on Friday. Gave up after 50 minutes because they were playing badly and being filthy arseholes.

I think the Stormers and Sharks are both poorly coached at the moment, especially the packs. They make bad decisions, can't protect their ball and give away stupid ...
by assfly
Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:54 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Saudi/Qatar et al bidding for RWC
Replies: 72
Views: 2052

Re: Saudi/Qatar et al bidding for RWC

In all honesty, I think it's absolutely outrageous that South Africa aren't locked-in hosts for one of these. They can also share some games with Zimbabwe and Namibia to make it a regional tournament.

If they don't get it, then I'd quite happy to see a Middle East tournament just to piss everyone ...
by assfly
Tue Apr 01, 2025 3:42 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Saudi/Qatar et al bidding for RWC
Replies: 72
Views: 2052

Re: Saudi/Qatar et al bidding for RWC

I for one welcome our Arabian overlords.
by assfly
Sun Mar 30, 2025 10:50 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: $hark$ 2023 and beyond
Replies: 1121
Views: 69291

Re: $hark$ 2023 and beyond

What a diabolical performance. Again. I really wonder why I bother watching anymore.
by assfly
Thu Mar 27, 2025 5:15 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread
Replies: 1274
Views: 63715

Re: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread

Penxe at fullback for the Sharks.

Can we agree now that Leinster aren't allow to kick at him or near him?
by assfly
Mon Mar 24, 2025 4:11 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: $hark$ 2023 and beyond
Replies: 1121
Views: 69291

Re: $hark$ 2023 and beyond

Chilli2 wrote: Mon Mar 24, 2025 3:31 pm
assfly wrote: Sat Mar 22, 2025 9:34 am I drove past Paul Roos when I was young. After that I noticed I became much better at rugby. Such an amazing school.
I once posted on the same rugby forum as Oom Struisbaai, almost immediately Damien Willemse became a Springbpk.
Just too many coincidences.
by assfly
Mon Mar 24, 2025 12:33 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread
Replies: 1274
Views: 63715

Re: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread

Slick wrote: Mon Mar 24, 2025 10:29 am Why should you get a penalty for just shoving them back?
That's kind of our thing. We don't know what to do if we don't get a penalty.
by assfly
Sun Mar 23, 2025 12:10 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread
Replies: 1274
Views: 63715

Re: URC Season 2024/2025 Official Thread

I didn't see the game, but Zebre got a bit lucky with that last try.

Anyway, a win's a win. Kolisi looks in good form.
by assfly
Sat Mar 22, 2025 9:34 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: $hark$ 2023 and beyond
Replies: 1121
Views: 69291

Re: $hark$ 2023 and beyond

I drove past Paul Roos when I was young. After that I noticed I became much better at rugby. Such an amazing school.