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by Jimmy Smallsteps
Wed Jan 06, 2021 4:08 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread the people’s #1
Replies: 1029
Views: 16258

Re: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread (#1 rating pending)

Kiwias wrote: Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:57 am
Jimmy Smallsteps wrote: Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:53 am Poor old Henry can't buy a wicket can he.

Even has to watch the captain roll the arm over and bag one while he languishes on none for.
Southee still has 0 in this innings.
Okay. Henry can take a skerrick of consolation from that, I guess.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Wed Jan 06, 2021 4:07 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread the people’s #1
Replies: 1029
Views: 16258

Re: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread (#1 ranking confirmed)

11-117 for Jamieson for the match. Outstanding.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:53 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread the people’s #1
Replies: 1029
Views: 16258

Re: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread (#1 rating pending)

Poor old Henry can't buy a wicket can he.

Even has to watch the captain roll the arm over and bag one while he languishes on none for.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Wed Jan 06, 2021 2:24 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread the people’s #1
Replies: 1029
Views: 16258

Re: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread (#1 rating pending)

Boult snares one and Pakistan are in even deeper trouble.

Henry has been unlucky in bowling his tight 130kmh deliveries without reward.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:14 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread the people’s #1
Replies: 1029
Views: 16258

Re: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread (#1 rating pending)

...and another. 4-18 now, 9 for the match. Superb.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:00 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread the people’s #1
Replies: 1029
Views: 16258

Re: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread (#1 rating pending)

And another. This guy's got the goods. :clap:
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:16 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread the people’s #1
Replies: 1029
Views: 16258

Re: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread (#1 rating pending)

The Kyledriver claims another one. He is in some form at the moment.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:46 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What is your identity?
Replies: 36
Views: 1091

Re: What is your identity?

I identify as [Firstname (shortened version)] [Lastname] or [Firstname ] [Middlename] [Lastname] as appropriate to the circumstances. I may also give my date of birth and address. To date this has been a tactical success. With an "o" on the end? If not an 'o', then almost certainly a 'y'.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Mon Jan 04, 2021 3:53 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread the people’s #1
Replies: 1029
Views: 16258

Re: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread (#1 rating pending)

Proceedings have swung firmly back in NZ's favour now.

NZ 198-3 with Nicholls on a chanceless 56 ( :lolno: ) and King Kane on 61.

:cool:
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:12 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread the people’s #1
Replies: 1029
Views: 16258

Re: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread (#1 rating pending)

Yes, you'd have to say Pakistan have the upper hand at this stage of the game.

One of the pleasures of continuing to work from home is having the game on in the background.

I wouldn't get away with that in the office, especially in Australia.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:07 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Hopes for your Rugby teams in 2021?
Replies: 61
Views: 1579

Re: Your hopes/aspirations for your Rugby teams in 2021?

Mid Canterbury - Build on the successful unbeaten abbreviated rep campaign of 2020. Beat South Canterbury in the Meads Cup final with a pushover try on the 80 minute mark. Highlanders - Tony Brown's first year as Head Coach to see the 'Landers return immediately to the form of the halcyon days of 20...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:29 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The Happy New Year thread
Replies: 21
Views: 392

Re: The Happy New Year thread

Happy New Year, bellends.

Looking out over the water from beautiful Bruny Island, Tasmania as i type. I'm a lucky man.

Cheers.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:14 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Kiwis,stop shitting on your own doorstep!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 307

Re: Kiwis,stop shitting on your own doorstep!!!

The pleasing thing about this is that it might make our tourism Minister think before making his next statement about targeting the right sort of tourist. We have our own bogans without needing to import the type that buy $500 Toyota Hiace vans and then proceed to shit all over the country and dump...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:25 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Kiwis,stop shitting on your own doorstep!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 307

Re: Kiwis,stop shitting on your own doorstep!!!

There are bad apples in every bunch, including our home grown crops.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Fri Dec 25, 2020 3:58 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Merry Christmas NPR
Replies: 62
Views: 1175

Re: Merry Christmas NPR

Ho ho Hobart!

Merry Christmas from Tasmania, a-holers.

Lovely blue sky down here, but there ain't much heat in it.

Enjoy the day.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Thu Dec 24, 2020 7:01 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Merry Christmas NPR
Replies: 62
Views: 1175

Re: Merry Christmas NPR

Merry Christmas, assorted bellends. May 2021 be better than 2020.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:54 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What did we learn about the AB's this year?
Replies: 209
Views: 5214

Re: What did we learn about the AB's this year?

It doesn't matter which midfield duo we use, if they aren't given years to develop as a combination then it will be destined for failure. Nonu and Smith took years to reach their potential. Ian Foster is obsessed with rotation and having options, so he has never let a combination settle. We are in ...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:39 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: James Bond - Xmas gift, help needed!
Replies: 20
Views: 404

Re: James Bond - Xmas gift, help needed!

Yeah, do people watch DVDs still? Something like a Netflix subscription sounds smart, but FYI, I don’t think Netflix carries the Bond films at this stage. Netflix Japan doesn’t, anyway. But as AC says, streaming might give you much more bang for your buck. As for the films, even the more recent ver...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:44 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What did we learn about the AB's this year?
Replies: 209
Views: 5214

Re: What did we learn about the AB's this year?

We're slow learners. Every time we go too far away from a powerful forward game we get our ass handed to us.

Our backs are good, but not good enough to win the game on their own.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:33 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Cricket: Official Blackcaps thread the people’s #1
Replies: 1029
Views: 16258

Re: Cricket: Blackcaps vs. West Indies/Pakistan

Jb1981 wrote: Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:06 am Two out of three failures for Guptill so far this season and one middling score.
What's new? I'm sure once the pressure is off he'll score an aggressive 50 or more in a dead rubber, earning more time in the side.

The very definition of a flat track bully.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:57 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What did we learn about the AB's this year?
Replies: 209
Views: 5214

Re: What did we learn about the AB's this year?

Gumboot wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:15 am
Kelvin R Tremain Memorial Player of the Year: Sam Cane

All Blacks Player of the Year: Sam Cane
:thumbup:
:clap:
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:56 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: COVID-19 in Australia
Replies: 543
Views: 18969

Re: COVID-19 in Australia

Wife and I just got back from a week up at Newport, have to admit coming from Victoria it was quite a shock to see supermarkets and restaurants packed, nobody wearing masks and no real social distancing to speak of. Pretty happy to be to be back in Victoria. The one thing I did like was the QR code...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:54 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: COVID-19 in Australia
Replies: 543
Views: 18969

Re: COVID-19 in Australia

Showing for me as well. I mentioned a few weeks back that I plan to travel to NZ in the New Year. As a dual citizen I am obliged to seek an exemption from the Australian government to travel under the current ban on overseas travel. One of the qualifiers for exemption is residency in another countr...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Thu Dec 17, 2020 4:03 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: COVID-19 in Australia
Replies: 543
Views: 18969

Re: COVID-19 in Australia

Two new cases found on Sydney's northern beaches. This brings the total number of cases found in the NSW community (not in hotel quarantine) to five over the past 24 hours. Small numbers compared to other countries globally, but a veritable 3rd wave within the Australian context. https://www.smh.co...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Thu Dec 17, 2020 3:33 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: COVID-19 in Australia
Replies: 543
Views: 18969

Re: COVID-19 in Australia

Balls & cock :mad:

I am looking forward to getting over the dutch in the first quarter and this will only impede that.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:12 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: COVID-19 in Australia
Replies: 543
Views: 18969

Re: COVID-19 in Australia

Two new cases found on Sydney's northern beaches. This brings the total number of cases found in the NSW community (not in hotel quarantine) to five over the past 24 hours. Small numbers compared to other countries globally, but a veritable 3rd wave within the Australian context. https://www.smh.co...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Super Rugby NZ - 2021 Squads
Replies: 54
Views: 1467

Re: Super Rugby NZ - 2021 Squads

How great to see the Force back. They never deserved to get binned in the first place.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:12 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: President Biden and US politics catchall
Replies: 6612
Views: 293394

Re: President Biden and US politics catchall

Gumboot wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:26 am
Flockwitt wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 2:57 am This one is good enough to be shared cross-boreds.

https://twitter.com/PaulLeeTeeks/status ... 5464263681
:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:18 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What did we learn about the AB's this year?
Replies: 209
Views: 5214

Re: What did we learn about the AB's this year?

3rd best. England and South Africa are better The last time we played South Africa we beat them. I'm not convinced they are better than us on the back of (another) fortuitous Rugby World Cup draw. Lol it didn't matter then and it doesn't matter now, They are the World Champions not us. Deal with it...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:05 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What did we learn about the AB's this year?
Replies: 209
Views: 5214

Re: What did we learn about the AB's this year?

Also having Sam Cane out there is one less lineout option, if we had a trio of Savea Sotutu and Ioane, plus our Whitelock and Brodie? thats a problem for any defence. Is this the same lineout that's currently ranked the best in the world? Yeah, clearly having Sam Cane in our lineout's been a huge p...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:15 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What did we learn about the AB's this year?
Replies: 209
Views: 5214

Re: What did we learn about the AB's this year?

You'd make a better rocket scientist than rugby selector, Not_Couch. Comparing Cane's six full games leading from the front to Akira's one and a bit tests is daft for a start... Gotta say, anyone suggesting Sam Cane is a shit rugby player knows sweet fuck all about the game. Totally. One hand picke...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:26 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What did we learn about the AB's this year?
Replies: 209
Views: 5214

Re: What did we learn about the AB's this year?

You'd make a better rocket scientist than rugby selector, Not_Couch. Comparing Cane's six full games leading from the front to Akira's one and a bit tests is daft for a start... Gotta say, anyone suggesting Sam Cane is a shit rugby player knows sweet fuck all about the game. Totally. One hand picke...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Sat Dec 12, 2020 6:41 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What did we learn about the AB's this year?
Replies: 209
Views: 5214

Re: What did we learn about the AB's this year?

being slightly biased but Sotutu is the 8 the AB's need but the longer they have shitcane at 7, the less likelihood of ardie playing in his best position which means hoskisn will get wasted and forgottten (like todd).. fozzie is making the same mistake hansen did by intentionally not playing ardie ...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Sat Dec 12, 2020 6:39 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What did we learn about the AB's this year?
Replies: 209
Views: 5214

Re: What did we learn about the AB's this year?

That under Ian Foster, they are about as ordinary as we'd all feared.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:10 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Nigel Owens goooooonnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Replies: 12
Views: 358

Re: Nigel Owens goooooonnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Great ref.

He let the game flow and had great judgement.

Go well Nigel.
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:23 am
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: Scott Robertson reveals plans to join British and Irish Lions
Replies: 84
Views: 2475

Re: Scott Robertson reveals plans to join British and Irish Lions

It's really not contradictory. Robertson has nothing to do with NH rugby. How is it any different to Henry bringing in Dave Ellis to be NZ's defensive advisor for the 2005 Lions tour? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jun/22/dave-ellis-all-blacks-lions-tamer-new-zealand NZ can do what they lik...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Tue Dec 08, 2020 8:29 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: What to do with Beauden Barrett?
Replies: 392
Views: 15227

Re: What to do with Beauden Barrett?

Laurie is being a bit daft there. I’m a moderate. I don’t think Beauden should be a 10 at all. I also don’t think he’s a lowlife who is issuing ultimatums, undermining his teammates and sabotaging what would otherwise be a sensible game plan from the coaching team. Yep his is just another opinion D...
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Mon Dec 07, 2020 7:59 pm
Forum: The Bear Pit
Topic: The OFFICIAL NPR Book Thread
Replies: 293
Views: 20805

Re: The OFFICIAL NPR Book Thread

I read British radio DJ Chris Moyles' 2006 book 'The Story of a Man and his Mouth" during the weekend. The price was a respectable $1 in a local secondhand bookstore.

It was average.