LinkedIn fail

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Sandstorm
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Careful what you put in your profile: a colleague added some E-Games league series to his LinkedIn page.
He's been moaning that he doesn't have enough time and resources to complete his workload and that's why he's behind schedule on a couple of projects.

Only problem is the link takes you from his LinkedIn page direct to the League Facebook page where he's online playing some sword-slashing game live and his very obvious Username is there for all to see! :wtf: :clap:

His work mobile rang soon afterwards.....
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In many ways LinkedIn is more insidious than FB.
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Linked in is useful for finding someone’s real name, then finding their Facebook page that shows their huge breasticles that sadly work attire only vaguely hint at.

Also seeing recruiter types hoor themselves out with professional headshots (not my usual headshot reference)
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Sandstorm wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:41 am Careful what you put in your profile: a colleague added some E-Games league series to his LinkedIn page.
He's been moaning that he doesn't have enough time and resources to complete his workload and that's why he's behind schedule on a couple of projects.

Only problem is the link takes you from his LinkedIn page direct to the League Facebook page where he's online playing some sword-slashing game live and his very obvious Username is there for all to see! :wtf: :clap:

His work mobile rang soon afterwards.....
So I presume he’s expected to work every possible hour and any hint of a social or outside life is to go on hold depending on his workload.
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Yeeb wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:31 am Linked in is useful for finding someone’s real name, then finding their Facebook page that shows their huge breasticles that sadly work attire only vaguely hint at.

Also seeing recruiter types hoor themselves out with professional headshots (not my usual headshot reference)
You’ve changed man.
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ScarfaceClaw wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:52 am
Sandstorm wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:41 am Careful what you put in your profile: a colleague added some E-Games league series to his LinkedIn page.
He's been moaning that he doesn't have enough time and resources to complete his workload and that's why he's behind schedule on a couple of projects.

Only problem is the link takes you from his LinkedIn page direct to the League Facebook page where he's online playing some sword-slashing game live and his very obvious Username is there for all to see! :wtf: :clap:

His work mobile rang soon afterwards.....
So I presume he’s expected to work every possible hour and any hint of a social or outside life is to go on hold depending on his workload.
Are you for real? It's 10am, he's got a 3pm deadline today to present some shit to a client and says he needs more time.
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Linkedin has worked well for me over the years, but it is depressing as hell now with so many people losing their jobs.
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Sandstorm wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:55 am
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:52 am
Sandstorm wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:41 am Careful what you put in your profile: a colleague added some E-Games league series to his LinkedIn page.
He's been moaning that he doesn't have enough time and resources to complete his workload and that's why he's behind schedule on a couple of projects.

Only problem is the link takes you from his LinkedIn page direct to the League Facebook page where he's online playing some sword-slashing game live and his very obvious Username is there for all to see! :wtf: :clap:

His work mobile rang soon afterwards.....
So I presume he’s expected to work every possible hour and any hint of a social or outside life is to go on hold depending on his workload.
Are you for real? It's 10am, he's got a 3pm deadline today to present some shit to a client and says he needs more time.
If he’s doing it during work hours then fair enough, he cops a pasting (not like that yeeb). It wasn’t clear from the opening post that is what he was up to.
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ScarfaceClaw wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:53 am
Yeeb wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:31 am Linked in is useful for finding someone’s real name, then finding their Facebook page that shows their huge breasticles that sadly work attire only vaguely hint at.

Also seeing recruiter types hoor themselves out with professional headshots (not my usual headshot reference)
You’ve changed man.
I know, man - the lockdown has brought ever closer the day I would prefer drinking a nice cup of tea, to viewing Jeniffer McNorks drinking a cup of of 15 guys’ jizz.
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assfly wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:58 am Linkedin has worked well for me over the years, but it is depressing as hell now with so many people losing their jobs.
Yep. Seeing a lot of people who are good at their jobs going is particularly depressing.
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Yeeb wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:57 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:53 am
Yeeb wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:31 am Linked in is useful for finding someone’s real name, then finding their Facebook page that shows their huge breasticles that sadly work attire only vaguely hint at.

Also seeing recruiter types hoor themselves out with professional headshots (not my usual headshot reference)
You’ve changed man.
I know, man - the lockdown has brought ever closer the day I would prefer drinking a nice cup of tea, to viewing Jeniffer McNorks drinking a cup of of 15 guys’ jizz.
Closer. Suggesting that it’s not quite there yet. So they’re taking it easy on Jenny with only a couple of shot glasses and calling it a day?
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