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Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 12:24 am
by Tichtheid
Kiwias wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:57 pm
Tichtheid wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:47 pm
Kiwias wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:40 pm
For some reason that made me think of the line,
"Do these jeans make my bum look big?"
"
No, it's the chocolate that does that"
You are a braver man than me if that was your answer.
I always assumed that these sort of lines were dreamed up by men in braces and white shirts with the sleeves rolled up, writing comedy in smoke-filled rooms.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 8:27 pm
by Niegs
Not an Mat the Ex-Pat callout at all!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 4:10 am
by Niegs
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:38 am
by Sandstorm
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2021 8:32 pm
by Niegs
Anything for the perfect shot!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 5:58 pm
by Niegs
If you weren't aware of this, she's actually his ex.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 8:11 pm
by Sandstorm
Dick move
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 9:15 pm
by Niegs
Sandstorm wrote: Mon Dec 13, 2021 8:11 pm
Dick move
tbf, it seems that she dumped him and rumour is she found out he was banging a teammate’s missus (who also ended up splitting). If true, fudge him.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:46 pm
by Kiwias
Niegs wrote: Mon Dec 13, 2021 5:58 pm
If you weren't aware of this, she's actually his ex.
Pointless unless we know whether or not he missed the shot.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 2:05 am
by mat the expat
Niegs wrote: Fri Dec 10, 2021 8:27 pm
Not an Mat the Ex-Pat callout at all!
Well, you know, it's related to height....
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 3:53 am
by Niegs
mat the expat wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 2:05 am
Well, you know, it's related to height....
The length of one's sword or their penis?
(A neighbour in uni is 6'7" and, when really drunk, used to complain about having a small member, so I guess it's about the sword.
)
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 4:04 am
by mat the expat
Niegs wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 3:53 am
mat the expat wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 2:05 am
Well, you know, it's related to height....
The length of one's sword or their penis?
(A neighbour in uni is 6'7" and, when really drunk, used to complain about having a small member, so I guess it's about the sword.
)
Can neither confirm or deny
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:22 pm
by Niegs
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 12:30 pm
by Insane_Homer
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 4:01 am
by Niegs
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 9:41 am
by Sandstorm
“This gay tree….”
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:02 am
by Niegs
Entish porn
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:27 pm
by Niegs
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 5:22 pm
by PCPhil
I shouldn't but
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:39 pm
by Bullet
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 7:24 pm
by Wyndham Upalot
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:29 pm
by Niegs
A big "nooooope" from me!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:52 pm
by Happyhooker
Niegs wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:29 pm
A big "nooooope" from me!
Yea, I hate 2 tone shoes
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:03 pm
by Niegs
Happyhooker wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:52 pm
Niegs wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:29 pm
A big "nooooope" from me!
Yea, I hate 2 tone shoes
Haha ... they're the one thing I approve of!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 6:14 pm
by Sandstorm
Bummer
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 1:27 am
by Kiwias
Niegs wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:03 pm
Happyhooker wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:52 pm
Niegs wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:29 pm
A big "nooooope" from me!
Yea, I hate 2 tone shoes
Haha ... they're the one thing I approve of!
It's the suspenders you hate, right?
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 1:47 am
by Niegs
Kiwias wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 1:27 am
It's the suspenders you hate, right?
And high waisted trousers and short, wide ties. White belts!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:33 am
by Niegs
For that holiday over indulgence, try a tape worm!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 8:39 pm
by Oxbow
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 12:14 am
by Niegs
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 9:52 pm
by Enzedder
Some poor bugger in Northland went fishing in the Kaipara Harbour on Boxing day - looking for snapper or at best a nice kingfish.
This is what he got
https://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/news/natio ... YJ89sX5uAw
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2022 5:02 pm
by Niegs
"Cheers! Happy new year, you German bastard! Remember this whack!"
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:10 am
by FalseBayFC
Not sure where to put this. Is there anything more glorious than Percy Montgomery with his receding hairline, beach muscles, botox and flowing peroxide locks?
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:23 am
by ASMO
FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:10 am
Not sure where to put this. Is there anything more glorious than Percy Montgomery with his receding hairline, beach muscles, botox and flowing peroxide locks?
You would be hard pressed to work out which one was the prop
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:48 am
by Niegs
My deck this afternoon.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:46 am
by sockwithaticket
FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:10 am
Not sure where to put this. Is there anything more glorious than Percy Montgomery with his receding hairline, beach muscles, botox and flowing peroxide locks?
He looks like a mercenary from an 80s action film.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:47 am
by sockwithaticket
Niegs wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:48 am
My deck this afternoon.
Very good, Niegs.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 10:37 am
by Brazil
sockwithaticket wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:46 am
FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:10 am
Not sure where to put this. Is there anything more glorious than Percy Montgomery with his receding hairline, beach muscles, botox and flowing peroxide locks?
He looks like a mercenary from an 80s action film.
An albino klingon.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2022 2:51 pm
by redderneck
Enzedder wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:39 am
Schoolboy error from the ref. That repeated mantra was supposed to be an inner monlogue to remind himself no matter what, not to penalise McCaw, not something to be chanted out loud.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2022 3:18 pm
by notfatcat
Enzedder wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:39 am
The sheer arrogance of not acknowledging the opposition also has a player with 7 on his back.
