Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:23 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
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Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:23 pm
Marler plays a blinder.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:23 pm
Fuck me ragged
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:23 pm
That try brought you courtesy of Laurel and Hardy.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:23 pm
Who had “Marler heads the ball and confuses the defence into letting England score” in the sweepstake?
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:23 pm
That is the most English try of all time.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:24 pm
Borthwicks attacking masterplan at last deployed
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:24 pm
Of course the only way we can build a score is inadvertently.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:24 pm
Why on Earth are Japan still trying to bugger about in their own half? They just need to belt the ball down the other end and wait for England to fuck up.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:24 pm
"Nowww look what you made me do
"Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:24 pm
Fuck this world cup
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:24 pm
How can England be so lucky when playing this poorly? It looked knocked on...
If they had any dignity they'd give those 7 points back.
If they had any dignity they'd give those 7 points back.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:25 pm
I knew that massive fucking swede would be good for something
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:25 pm
ooft. ffs.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:25 pm
Ford's drop kicks, Marler's headers, how many lives does Borthwick have.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:25 pm
Answers on a postcard to Messrs Hara-Kiri and Seppuku.Slick wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:24 pm Why on Earth are Japan still trying to bugger about in their own half? They just need to belt the ball down the other end and wait for England to fuck up.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:25 pm
Clown show stuff. Ford desperately trying to get it out wide
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:25 pm
Sums up this match
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:27 pm
Japan actually try running for the 1st time in an hour and carthorse Eng all at sea. 
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:27 pm
Knocked it long for the flick on from Big Joe.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:27 pm
Who is playing inside center?
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:28 pm
England giving it the superman dive over these rucks.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:28 pm
England looking.... passable.... when they finally try to stick some phases of rugby together. Then ruin it by trying ridiculous offloads out of the tackle instead of being patient and clinical.
Then a lot of dropping off tackles and gaps in the line when Japan inject some pace into proceedings.
Nearly a game of rugby breaking out.
Then a lot of dropping off tackles and gaps in the line when Japan inject some pace into proceedings.
Nearly a game of rugby breaking out.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:28 pm
Vunipola or Tuilagi. Hard to tell. Same size, shape and speed.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:31 pm
You just know we will start with the Youngs/Farrell axis next game.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:32 pm
Can we see Lawrence on for Tuilagi.Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:28 pmVunipola or Tuilagi. Hard to tell. Same size, shape and speed.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:32 pm
Daly is a waste of a fucking shirt.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:33 pm
Actually, why wouldn't you do that? Banker win, rest your key players and give those without game legs the chance to get up to..... ahemmm....... speed.sefton wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:31 pm You just know we will start with the Youngs/Farrell axis next game.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:33 pm
Can somebody explain to me wtf Daly is in the team for?
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:34 pm
Is it covered in butter?
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:34 pm
Japan again fucking about when a belt up the pitch would be better
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:34 pm
Actually decent by Englsnd..ruined by another knock on
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:35 pm
Because England have to give old slow wingers a five year testimonial
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:35 pm
I've resigned myself to the fact that whatever else Eng are or are not, they are clearly masters of getting their opponents to play exactly the opposite game plan that should be deployed.Slick wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:34 pm Japan again fucking about when a belt up the pitch would be better
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:36 pm
No wonder we fucking kick the ball all the time. We can't hold the bloody thing for more than a couple of phases.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:38 pm
Oh fuck. We're Gatland's Wales*, dragging teams down to our level for an unedifying arm wrestle.Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:35 pmI've resigned myself to the fact that whatever else Eng are or are not, they are clearly masters of getting their opponents to play exactly the opposite game plan that should be deployed.Slick wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:34 pm Japan again fucking about when a belt up the pitch would be better
*'09 - '19
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:38 pm
Old past it:Youngs, Care, Tuilagi, May, Daly,
Gone shit: genge, sinckler, billy vunipola, itoje (bit harsh but not the world beater he seemed at one point destined to be).
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:38 pm
After 65mins of this shit I feel as abused as a Russell Brand ex
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:39 pm
boooooooo
edit: good kick though
edit: good kick though
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:39 pm
Fuck this world cup