Ashes / Proteas vs India

Where goats go to escape
Post Reply
User avatar
Lobby
Posts: 1882
Joined: Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:34 pm

Ymx wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:26 am Just fried some bacon and eggs and checked again.

For 3 already !!!
4 now.

Will NZ make it to 50?
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Ymx wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:26 am Just fried some bacon and eggs and checked again.

For 3 already !!!
Try and keep up, please.

27/4
Top
User avatar
Ymx
Posts: 8557
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:03 pm

Ouch
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Nichols bowled by Ashwin’s first ball.

31/5
Top
User avatar
Sandstorm
Posts: 11911
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:05 pm
Location: England

Someone check the bookie’s phone
Top
User avatar
Ymx
Posts: 8557
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:03 pm

Follow on so far away
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

D’ya reckon Kohli will enforce it?
Top
User avatar
Certain Navigator
Posts: 326
Joined: Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:34 am

When Somerville was retained for this match, I wondered if it was to bat at 3, after showing good technique in the first test and Williamson being absent. Yet he's been sent in behind Southee who continues to have as much clue about batting as Grant Robertson does about economics.
Top
Thor Sedan
Posts: 1139
Joined: Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:50 am

Well that is pretty pathetic. Just come home boys - this has been an awful tour.
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Patel deserves a rest and Latham should remember he has other bowlers out there.
Top
Thor Sedan
Posts: 1139
Joined: Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:50 am

Can NZ just declare in their second innings and go home?
Top
User avatar
Enzedder
Posts: 4124
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:55 pm
Location: Hamilton NZ

Kiwias wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 11:01 am Patel deserves a rest and Latham should remember he has other bowlers out there.
Can you provide any evidence of this. Combined they bowled more overs than Patel and ...?

I picked this would happen - our brain was already on holiday and then had the added distraction of Ajaz's feat.

Finally, I blame Anon over the road who wrote that we didn't deserve the Crappers tag. Mockers bait for sure
I drink and I forget things.
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

This Indian team was skittled for 36 by Australia not so long ago, folks. The BCs have not suddenly become a poor team because of one innings.
Top
User avatar
JM2K6
Posts: 10127
Joined: Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:43 am

Surely being skittled by a relatively mediocre Indian team just makes it worse
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

JM2K6 wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 11:55 pm Surely being skittled by a relatively mediocre Indian team just makes it worse
The relatively mediocre team that went on to win the series in Aus and make the final of WTC? The point was that every team can have a horrific innings but that does not mean they suddenly become a lousy team, but I am sure you knew that already because I mentioned it in my post.
Top
User avatar
Gumboot
Posts: 8892
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:17 am

So the plan is obviously to lull India into a false sense of security by allowing them to score quickly and declare at the first drinks break 400+ runs ahead, allowing us to bat out the remaining 8.5 sessions at 0.00032 rpo for the draw and a massive moral victory.

Brilliant!



Anyway, first ball of the day about to be bowled...
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:00 am So the plan is obviously to lull India into a false sense of security by allowing them to score quickly and declare at the first drinks break 400+ runs ahead, allowing us to bat out the remaining 8.5 sessions at 0.00032 rpo for the draw and a massive moral victory.

Brilliant!



Anyway, first ball of the day about to be bowled...
A target of less than 50 runs per session is eminently achievable. Go for it, BCs!!
Top
convoluted
Posts: 533
Joined: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:00 pm

India dragging it out.
To give their batsmen a bit of practice.
And for the sponsors and for those advertisers who paid for the TV spaces ... all over in two days would have been a financial calamity for both.
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

TMO desperately trying to find a way to deny the catch
Top
User avatar
Ymx
Posts: 8557
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:03 pm

Why don’t they just declare and get this over with
Top
User avatar
Gumboot
Posts: 8892
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:17 am

Ymx wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:00 am Why don’t they just declare and get this over with
Maybe they're nervous about declaring again but failing to finish the job again?
Top
User avatar
Ymx
Posts: 8557
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:03 pm

Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:12 am
Ymx wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:00 am Why don’t they just declare and get this over with
Maybe they're nervous about declaring again but failing to finish the job again?
:lol: :lol:
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Ravindra gets his first test wicket to break Patel’s monopoly.
Top
User avatar
Gumboot
Posts: 8892
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:17 am

Ravindra selfishly denies Patel the chance to take all 20 Indian wickets.
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Shreyas has obviously been told to smash the shit out of our bowlers
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:31 am Ravindra selfishly denies Patel the chance to take all 20 Indian wickets.
And immediately Patel replaces him. :grin:
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Patel takes another !
Top
User avatar
Gumboot
Posts: 8892
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:17 am

Good stumping.

India just 476 ahead with only 6 wickets remaining...
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:46 am Good stumping.

India just 476 ahead with only 6 wickets remaining...
We have them exactly where we want them
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Kohli drags one on and looks at the umpire as if demanding he be given not out. Shades of WG there.
Top
User avatar
Gumboot
Posts: 8892
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:17 am

Kiwias wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:48 am
Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:46 am Good stumping.

India just 476 ahead with only 6 wickets remaining...
We have them exactly where we want them
Love it when a plan comes together.
Top
User avatar
Ymx
Posts: 8557
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:03 pm

:clap:
Top
User avatar
Ymx
Posts: 8557
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:03 pm

There’s plenty of time left to get the 528 runs.
Top
User avatar
Lobby
Posts: 1882
Joined: Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:34 pm

Ymx wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:16 am There’s plenty of time left to get the 528 runs.
You need 540 to win, so that probably a better target to aim at.
Top
User avatar
Gumboot
Posts: 8892
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:17 am

Patel picks up 14 wickets in all. What an effort.
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

BCs do have the second highest 4th innings total in test history but even that would not be enough.
Top
Biffer
Posts: 10247
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:43 pm

539 required. Two and a half days to do it in. Easy.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Biffer wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:26 am 539 required. Two and a half days to do it in. Easy.
539 to tie, 540 to win. An absolute doddle
Top
User avatar
Gumboot
Posts: 8892
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:17 am

Spider Cam stops play. :lol:
Top
User avatar
Kiwias
Posts: 7549
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:44 am

Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:51 am Spider Cam stops play. :lol:
Not before Latham wastes a review and is gone
Top
Post Reply

Return to “The Bear Pit”