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Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:32 am
by Lobby
Ymx wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:26 am
Just fried some bacon and eggs and checked again.
For 3 already !!!
4 now.
Will NZ make it to 50?
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:32 am
by Kiwias
Ymx wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:26 am
Just fried some bacon and eggs and checked again.
For 3 already !!!
Try and keep up, please.
27/4
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:53 am
by Ymx
Ouch
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:57 am
by Kiwias
Nichols bowled by Ashwin’s first ball.
31/5
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 9:06 am
by Sandstorm
Someone check the bookie’s phone
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 9:33 am
by Ymx
Follow on so far away
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 9:56 am
by Kiwias
D’ya reckon Kohli will enforce it?
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:03 am
by Certain Navigator
When Somerville was retained for this match, I wondered if it was to bat at 3, after showing good technique in the first test and Williamson being absent. Yet he's been sent in behind Southee who continues to have as much clue about batting as Grant Robertson does about economics.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:17 am
by Thor Sedan
Well that is pretty pathetic. Just come home boys - this has been an awful tour.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 11:01 am
by Kiwias
Patel deserves a rest and Latham should remember he has other bowlers out there.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 12:02 pm
by Thor Sedan
Can NZ just declare in their second innings and go home?
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 5:12 pm
by Enzedder
Kiwias wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 11:01 am
Patel deserves a rest and Latham should remember he has other bowlers out there.
Can you provide any evidence of this. Combined they bowled more overs than Patel and ...?
I picked this would happen - our brain was already on holiday and then had the added distraction of Ajaz's feat.
Finally, I blame Anon over the road who wrote that we didn't deserve the Crappers tag. Mockers bait for sure
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 11:44 pm
by Kiwias
This Indian team was skittled for 36 by Australia not so long ago, folks. The BCs have not suddenly become a poor team because of one innings.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 11:55 pm
by JM2K6
Surely being skittled by a relatively mediocre Indian team just makes it worse
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:23 am
by Kiwias
JM2K6 wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 11:55 pm
Surely being skittled by a relatively mediocre Indian team just makes it worse
The relatively mediocre team that went on to win the series in Aus and make the final of WTC? The point was that every team can have a horrific innings but that does not mean they suddenly become a lousy team, but I am sure you knew that already because I mentioned it in my post.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:00 am
by Gumboot
So the plan is obviously to lull India into a false sense of security by allowing them to score quickly and declare at the first drinks break 400+ runs ahead, allowing us to bat out the remaining 8.5 sessions at 0.00032 rpo for the draw and a massive moral victory.
Brilliant!
Anyway, first ball of the day about to be bowled...
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:14 am
by Kiwias
Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:00 am
So the plan is obviously to lull India into a false sense of security by allowing them to score quickly and declare at the first drinks break 400+ runs ahead, allowing us to bat out the remaining 8.5 sessions at 0.00032 rpo for the draw and a massive moral victory.
Brilliant!
Anyway, first ball of the day about to be bowled...
A target of less than 50 runs per session is eminently achievable. Go for it, BCs!!
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:36 am
by convoluted
India dragging it out.
To give their batsmen a bit of practice.
And for the sponsors and for those advertisers who paid for the TV spaces ... all over in two days would have been a financial calamity for both.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 5:18 am
by Kiwias
TMO desperately trying to find a way to deny the catch
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:00 am
by Ymx
Why don’t they just declare and get this over with
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:12 am
by Gumboot
Ymx wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:00 am
Why don’t they just declare and get this over with
Maybe they're nervous about declaring again but failing to finish the job again?
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:35 am
by Ymx
Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:12 am
Ymx wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:00 am
Why don’t they just declare and get this over with
Maybe they're nervous about declaring again but failing to finish the job again?

Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:30 am
by Kiwias
Ravindra gets his first test wicket to break Patel’s monopoly.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:31 am
by Gumboot
Ravindra selfishly denies Patel the chance to take all 20 Indian wickets.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:36 am
by Kiwias
Shreyas has obviously been told to smash the shit out of our bowlers
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:40 am
by Kiwias
Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:31 am
Ravindra selfishly denies Patel the chance to take all 20 Indian wickets.
And immediately Patel replaces him.

Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:45 am
by Kiwias
Patel takes another !
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:46 am
by Gumboot
Good stumping.
India just 476 ahead with only 6 wickets remaining...
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:48 am
by Kiwias
Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:46 am
Good stumping.
India just 476 ahead with only 6 wickets remaining...
We have them exactly where we want them
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:49 am
by Kiwias
Kohli drags one on and looks at the umpire as if demanding he be given not out. Shades of WG there.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:50 am
by Gumboot
Kiwias wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:48 am
Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:46 am
Good stumping.
India just 476 ahead with only 6 wickets remaining...
We have them exactly where we want them
Love it when a plan comes together.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:14 am
by Ymx
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:16 am
by Ymx
There’s plenty of time left to get the 528 runs.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:22 am
by Lobby
Ymx wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:16 am
There’s plenty of time left to get the 528 runs.
You need 540 to win, so that probably a better target to aim at.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:24 am
by Gumboot
Patel picks up 14 wickets in all. What an effort.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:25 am
by Kiwias
BCs do have the second highest 4th innings total in test history but even that would not be enough.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:26 am
by Biffer
539 required. Two and a half days to do it in. Easy.
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:28 am
by Kiwias
Biffer wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:26 am
539 required. Two and a half days to do it in. Easy.
539 to tie, 540 to win. An absolute doddle
Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:51 am
by Gumboot
Spider Cam stops play.

Re: Black Caps in India
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:53 am
by Kiwias
Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:51 am
Spider Cam stops play.
Not before Latham wastes a review and is gone