Bunnings NPC Thread
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Better side is going to lose this one.
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could've played just a little adv there shirley?
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Braindead lineout option when you are seeking to close out the game.
IdioticTorquemada 1420 wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 7:45 am Braindead lineout option when you are seeking to close out the game.
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FFS Steamers.
Way to blow a game. And that just cost me 1st place in the FR.

Way to blow a game. And that just cost me 1st place in the FR.



QF1, aka the Battle of the Bridge, kicking off shortly.
North Harbour: 1-Tevia Langi, 2-Ray Niuia, 3-Nic Mayhew, 4-Isoa Nasilasila, 5-Felix Kalapu, 6-Tamarau McGahan, 7-Jed Melvin, 8-Cameron Sufoa, 9-Jamie Booth, 10-Bryn Gatland, 11-Tevita Li, 12-Henry Taefu, 13-Moses Leo, 14-Mark Telea, 15-Shaun Stevenson
Reserves: 16-Luteru Tolai, 17-Alex Fidow, 18-Sam Davies, 19-Danny Drake, 20-Lotu Inisi, 21-Siaosi Nginingini, 22-Fine Inisi, 23-Kade Banks
Auckland: 1-Alex Hodgman, 2-Soane Vikena, 3-Angus Ta’avao, 4-Patrick Tuipulotu, 5-Hamish Dalzell, 6-Akira Ioane, 7-Blake Gibson, 8-Jackson Pugh, 9-Taufa Funaki, 10-Harry Plummer, 11-Tomas Aoake, 12-Corey Evans, 13-AJ Lam, 14-Roger Tuivasa-Sheck, 15-Jordan Trainor
Reserves: 16-Leni Apisai, 17- Jordan Lay, 18-Marcel Renata, 19-Josh Beehre, 20-Terrell Peita, 21-Manu Paea, 22-Simon Hickey, 23. Jock McKenzie
North Harbour: 1-Tevia Langi, 2-Ray Niuia, 3-Nic Mayhew, 4-Isoa Nasilasila, 5-Felix Kalapu, 6-Tamarau McGahan, 7-Jed Melvin, 8-Cameron Sufoa, 9-Jamie Booth, 10-Bryn Gatland, 11-Tevita Li, 12-Henry Taefu, 13-Moses Leo, 14-Mark Telea, 15-Shaun Stevenson
Reserves: 16-Luteru Tolai, 17-Alex Fidow, 18-Sam Davies, 19-Danny Drake, 20-Lotu Inisi, 21-Siaosi Nginingini, 22-Fine Inisi, 23-Kade Banks
Auckland: 1-Alex Hodgman, 2-Soane Vikena, 3-Angus Ta’avao, 4-Patrick Tuipulotu, 5-Hamish Dalzell, 6-Akira Ioane, 7-Blake Gibson, 8-Jackson Pugh, 9-Taufa Funaki, 10-Harry Plummer, 11-Tomas Aoake, 12-Corey Evans, 13-AJ Lam, 14-Roger Tuivasa-Sheck, 15-Jordan Trainor
Reserves: 16-Leni Apisai, 17- Jordan Lay, 18-Marcel Renata, 19-Josh Beehre, 20-Terrell Peita, 21-Manu Paea, 22-Simon Hickey, 23. Jock McKenzie
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Commentators keep talking about all those All Blacks in the Auckland pack...Kiwias wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 6:15 am Really scrappy first 10 minutes with heaps of errors by both sides, though Orc scrum is already dominating.
I guess they're including Paddy T in that, which must be nice for his mum.
One of my fervent wishes is that PT never wears black againGuy Smiley wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 6:24 amCommentators keep talking about all those All Blacks in the Auckland pack...Kiwias wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 6:15 am Really scrappy first 10 minutes with heaps of errors by both sides, though Orc scrum is already dominating.
I guess they're including Paddy T in that, which must be nice for his mum.
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FFS Harbour, hold on to the ball!
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Gatland with the Yellow into the left corner pocket 

I bet Fozzie names him for the EOYT on Sunday.Kiwias wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 6:27 amOne of my fervent wishes is that PT never wears black againGuy Smiley wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 6:24 amCommentators keep talking about all those All Blacks in the Auckland pack...Kiwias wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 6:15 am Really scrappy first 10 minutes with heaps of errors by both sides, though Orc scrum is already dominating.
I guess they're including Paddy T in that, which must be nice for his mum.

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Again! Two hands you twonks.
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Harbour with zero structure. Relying entirely on one out individualism.
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That whole grey area in rugby about knowing when you've been tackled...
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Sh*t fest from both sides so far on how to do none of the basics.
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Don't learn from the previous kick in exactly the same position.....
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Strange things happen when you go back to executing basics and keep hold of the ball.....
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As soon as they were into the 22 they looked like they wouldn't be stopped.Kiwias wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 6:48 am Harbour explode out of nowhere and score just before halftime
As Torq said, they suddenly started doing the basics.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 6:49 amAs soon as they were into the 22 they looked like they wouldn't be stopped.Kiwias wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 6:48 am Harbour explode out of nowhere and score just before halftime
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Tough yellow that one.
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Maybe... but it's fair. Not a malicious act yet it placed a player in danger,.
I was listening to the ref talking about a player's bad language earlier... I gather it's Akira running his mouth off again?
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I remember years ago when Yachvili saved a certain try against England by sliding in with his feet. I'm not necessarily arguing against this change in direction but we are reaching the point that once a ball carrier starts to go down towards the tryline, he is untouchable.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 6:56 amMaybe... but it's fair. Not a malicious act yet it placed a player in danger,.
I was listening to the ref talking about a player's bad language earlier... I gather it's Akira running his mouth off again?
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Kiwias wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:02 am The Harbour have settled into their game now and look an entirely different team to the first 15 mins

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A good example of why backs should stay the f**k out of the messy stuff.