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Excellent decision by Southee to bowl and Bangles set to break the record for the lowest innings total at the Bay Oval.
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These guys are freaking high or something. I have never seen them so inept as today.
I drink and I forget things.
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Going for a second run, Chapman and Allen run straight into each other mid-pitch, both watching the fielder. Chapman run out easily.
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Kiwias wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:35 am Excellent decision by Southee to bowl and Bangles set to break the record for the lowest innings total at the Bay Oval.
Crappers say "Hold my beer".
I drink and I forget things.
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Enzedder wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 2:24 am
Kiwias wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:35 am Excellent decision by Southee to bowl and Bangles set to break the record for the lowest innings total at the Bay Oval.
Crappers say "Hold my beer".
Real comedy out there
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Yep, funny old scorecard.

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Getting worse as Allen goes
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Jayzus, this is horrendous.
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Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 2:37 am Jayzus, this is horrendous.
You reckon this is bad, you should see the Countdown in KatiKati.. :lol:

Absolute scenes. Last shop before the Coromandel so... there's boats, caravans, zimmer frames, the whole shebang in the carpark.

Humid as hell up here at the moment and it's raining quite hard right now.
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Guy Smiley wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 2:40 am
Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 2:37 am Jayzus, this is horrendous.
You reckon this is bad, you should see the Countdown in KatiKati.. :lol:

Absolute scenes. Last shop before the Coromandel so... there's boats, caravans, zimmer frames, the whole shebang in the carpark.

Humid as hell up here at the moment and it's raining quite hard right now.
Fond memories of the Coromandel. A mate and I did a road trip to the first Sweetwaters in his VW Beetle via Whangamata, which was still a quiet little village way back then. We got stoned and fell asleep on the sand, then got woken up by a shower. Back into the VW, only to be stopped by a cop just down the road. He pulled up alongside us, and withhout bothering to get out of his car, told us we looked like we needed a decent kip.

But carry on, boys. Enjoy the festival...nudge, wink...
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SA 8/2 . Two inexperience batsmen in. Big test for Stubbs.
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15/4 :crazy: :???:
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41/6
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45/7
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Dang, this is dodgy as fuck.

So bad it's almost Cronje dodgy...

And next they're sending a C-grade side to NZ.

Dodgy. As. Fuck.
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Hanse in the house. Ka-ching!
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50/8
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Just when you thought test cricket couldn't get any more corrupt than Pakistan, along comes South Africa to again remind us who the biggest cheats in the sport really are.

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55 All Out! :wtf
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LOL fuck test cricket then

T20 Rule$$$$!
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How quaint and naive the old saying "it's not cricket" now seems.

Rotten to the core.

Pro boxing is squeaky clean in comparison.

For shame.
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Serious question for the Saffer cricket supporters:

When your First XI has just been rolled for 55 at home, why the fuck would a Kiwi supporter waste good money to watch your dirt-trackers go through the motions over here?
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Gumboot wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 9:43 am Dang, this is dodgy as fuck.

So bad it's almost Cronje dodgy...

And next they're sending a C-grade side to NZ.

Dodgy. As. Fuck.
Toilet of a country.

Everything they touch dies......
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Gumboot wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:30 am Serious question for the Saffer cricket supporters:

When your First XI has just been rolled for 55 at home, why the fuck would a Kiwi supporter waste good money to watch your dirt-trackers go through the motions over here?
Serious question: are you drunk?
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Sandstorm wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:22 am
Gumboot wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:30 am Serious question for the Saffer cricket supporters:

When your First XI has just been rolled for 55 at home, why the fuck would a Kiwi supporter waste good money to watch your dirt-trackers go through the motions over here?
Serious question: are you drunk?
And there it is, the the same old deflection and denigration when you have no good answer. Like clockwork.
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Gumboot wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:30 am Serious question for the Saffer cricket supporters:

When your First XI has just been rolled for 55 at home, why the fuck would a Kiwi supporter waste good money to watch your dirt-trackers go through the motions over here?
You seem more angry at the Proteas for their woeful display today than us Saffas, you are a good man Gumboot. I gave up on saffa cricket a long time ago.
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Nice fight back from the fucking stupid Saffers 153/8 Kohli gone
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Newlands green mamba in action. Kohli waiting for another review
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Deepsouth wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:12 am
Gumboot wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 9:43 am Dang, this is dodgy as fuck.

So bad it's almost Cronje dodgy...

And next they're sending a C-grade side to NZ.

Dodgy. As. Fuck.
Toilet of a country.

Everything they touch dies......
Leaving Soup rugby and it dies.
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Burger is something special
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153/4 changed to 153 all out.
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6 wickets in 11 balls for 0 runs :wtf
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Six wickets in 11 balls for no runs to finish the innings. This is wild.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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That was one of the most remarkable 2 over spells I have ever seen in test cricket?!?

Need to watch a replay to see if Kohli was up the other end telling the new batters to remain calm.
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Game could be over in two days
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 1:57 pm 153/4 changed to 153 all out.
Ok, I know I'm negative nelly about the Proteas, but that is pretty damn impressive. Should no doubt lift Gumboot's spirit when he wakes up tomorrow.
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LoveOfTheGame wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 2:45 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 1:57 pm 153/4 changed to 153 all out.
Ok, I know I'm negative nelly about the Proteas, but that is pretty damn impressive. Should no doubt lift Gumboot's spirit when he wakes up tomorrow.
:lol:
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LoveOfTheGame wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 2:45 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 1:57 pm 153/4 changed to 153 all out.
Ok, I know I'm negative nelly about the Proteas, but that is pretty damn impressive. Should no doubt lift Gumboot's spirit when he wakes up tomorrow.
He is just pissed off that NZ cant get our B team players.
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de Zorzi look like another Table Mountain Bergie trying to play cricket.
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Komaan Stubbs. you can do it. test cricket is juts out of his natural batting. He should just get his eye in and bliksem it.
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