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Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:01 pm
by Simian
el capitan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:53 pm
Take your pick on individual players, but my take is that when you look shambolic in every facet, permanently confused, lacking clarity and direction, unable to do the very basics, and every single player looks shit..... t
hen it's squarely on the coaching team.
100% the right answer
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:06 pm
by Oxbow
Did a lock just run down Daly there?
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:06 pm
by Hal Jordan
Daly is so fucking slow.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:08 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Japan have accepted the challenge and have come up with a worse kicking game than England's.
This pool is sooooooooo bad that no team in it would have got out of any of the other pools, including C.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:09 pm
by tc27
No one has a fucking clue when we have the ball
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:09 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Didn't Austin Healey do that overhead kick once against a Fre team of some persuasion.... and it resulted in a try?
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:09 pm
by Hal Jordan
tc27 wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:09 pm
No one has a fucking clue when we have the ball
Full on 3rd XV stuff.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:10 pm
by Hal Jordan
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:09 pm
Didn't Austin Healey do that overhead kick once against a Fre team of some persuasion.... and it resulted in a try?
2002, I think, Catt scored.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:10 pm
by el capitan
Ben Kay for once spot on - no one has the first fucking clue what line they're supposed to run and when. Virtually every time we shift it to Ford when everyone else is already ahead of him.
The only thing you can do is laugh, woeful.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:10 pm
by sturginho
"It's been knocked on" is the story of this match
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:11 pm
by petej
Hal Jordan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:06 pm
Daly is so fucking slow.
We are weird about wingers as we keep on playing them after their pace has gone.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:11 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:11 pm
by Oxbow
This is eye-bleedingly bad.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:11 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Hal Jordan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:10 pm
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:09 pm
Didn't Austin Healey do that overhead kick once against a Fre team of some persuasion.... and it resulted in a try?
2002, I think, Catt scored.
Cheers.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
by Hal Jordan
Good thing we have am experienced scrum half on the bench...
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
by inactionman
This does explain why we kick it so much.
One particularly highlight was Ford running one way and the entire midfield the other.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
by Slick
Japan are going to be kicking themselves after this game
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
I’m giving a lot of thought to just going to bed.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
by Oxbow
Hal Jordan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:10 pm
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:09 pm
Didn't Austin Healey do that overhead kick once against a Fre team of some persuasion.... and it resulted in a try?
2002, I think, Catt scored.
Vaguely remember Matt Dawson doing one and it resulting in a try.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Slick wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
Japan are going to be kicking themselves after this game
They’d likely miss.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:13 pm
by Torquemada 1420
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
I’m giving a lot of thought to just going to bed.
This is so bad, I might join you. Literally.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:13 pm
by Lady P
To think I was worried I might need to work tonight
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:14 pm
by Sandstorm
Shithouse England vs Madhouse Japan. No one wins tonight, including the fans forced to watch it.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:14 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:13 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
I’m giving a lot of thought to just going to bed.
This is so bad, I might join you. Literally.
I am a gentle and considerate lover.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:14 pm
by petej
Glad to see the crowd booing the kicking
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:14 pm
by Slick
Do you think that’s England supporters booing?
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:14 pm
by Torquemada 1420
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:14 pm
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:13 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
I’m giving a lot of thought to just going to bed.
This is so bad, I might join you. Literally.
I am a gentle and considerate lover.
Ah, well, I'm out then.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:15 pm
by sockwithaticket
Hal Jordan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:55 pm
Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Sep 16, 2023 11:21 am
As it's on a Sunday evening, this will be the first England match I will have watched without a beer for many a year.
So this turned out to be a filthy lie.
Can't blame you. I've been tee-total since I was actually legally able to drink, but this is one of those days where I wish maybe I hadn't made that decision.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:15 pm
by sefton
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
I’m giving a lot of thought to just going to bed.
You’re not English. You’ve no excuse to staying awake through this.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:17 pm
by Torquemada 1420
sefton wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:15 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
I’m giving a lot of thought to just going to bed.
You’re not English. You’ve no excuse to staying awake through this.
We're all hanging on to the hope of Japan scoring from a Steward knock on with 5 seconds on the clock to secure a 14-13 win.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:17 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
sefton wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:15 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
I’m giving a lot of thought to just going to bed.
You’re not English. You’ve no excuse to staying awake through this.
I am stone cold sober as well.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:18 pm
by el capitan
You know Scabbers gave them a big speech at HT, it's got worse

Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:18 pm
by tc27
Christ Argentina are shit

Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:18 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Vunipola on to add some pace to the proceedings.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:19 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:18 pm
Vunipola on to add some pace to the proceedings.
Chasing the kicks with gusto.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:19 pm
by Torquemada 1420
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:19 pm
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:18 pm
Vunipola on to add some pace to the proceedings.
Chasing the kicks with gutso.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:20 pm
by sefton
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:17 pm
sefton wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:15 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:12 pm
I’m giving a lot of thought to just going to bed.
You’re not English. You’ve no excuse to staying awake through this.
I am stone cold sober as well.
Get yourself a dominatrix, it will be more pleasurable and probably less painful.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:22 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
sefton wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:20 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:17 pm
sefton wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:15 pm
You’re not English. You’ve no excuse to staying awake through this.
I am stone cold sober as well.
Get yourself a dominatrix, it will be more pleasurable and probably less painful.
If she makes me carry on watching this then I’ll be reaching for that safe word.
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:22 pm
by tc27
Header!
Re: RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:23 pm
by Torquemada 1420
That sums up this clown show.