2021 War with France
Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 8:36 pm
Something other than covid to talk about

The Fishermen are understandable pissed off at the UK Government breaking its word again, on deal they did allowing them to continue fishing in UK waters.Paddington Bear wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:40 pm Hard to call if Jersey’s Government, the ultimate jumped up Parish Council, have fucked up or the French fishermen are being typically dramatic. Probably both.
Either way, if the UK Government had threatened to block vaccine supplies and then later in the year threatened to turn off the power to EU citizens we’d be hearing bloody murder about it.
Shame no one will be able to see it when the French turn off the lightsJock42 wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:05 pm HMS Tamar gets to show off her new dazzle camouflage at least.
Well clearly you haven’t read much about this given it relates to the Jersey government who govern fishing in their own waters and have separate agreements with Francefishfoodie wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:58 pmThe Fishermen are understandable pissed off at the UK Government breaking its word again, on deal they did allowing them to continue fishing in UK waters.Paddington Bear wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:40 pm Hard to call if Jersey’s Government, the ultimate jumped up Parish Council, have fucked up or the French fishermen are being typically dramatic. Probably both.
Either way, if the UK Government had threatened to block vaccine supplies and then later in the year threatened to turn off the power to EU citizens we’d be hearing bloody murder about it.
Its the French fisherman being caught out .fishfoodie wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:58 pmThe Fishermen are understandable pissed off at the UK Government breaking its word again, on deal they did allowing them to continue fishing in UK waters.Paddington Bear wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:40 pm Hard to call if Jersey’s Government, the ultimate jumped up Parish Council, have fucked up or the French fishermen are being typically dramatic. Probably both.
Either way, if the UK Government had threatened to block vaccine supplies and then later in the year threatened to turn off the power to EU citizens we’d be hearing bloody murder about it.
Yeah but UKG, Brexit, Irish, European, etc. Get with it PaddingtonPaddington Bear wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:24 pmWell clearly you haven’t read much about this given it relates to the Jersey government who govern fishing in their own waters and have separate agreements with Francefishfoodie wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:58 pmThe Fishermen are understandable pissed off at the UK Government breaking its word again, on deal they did allowing them to continue fishing in UK waters.Paddington Bear wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:40 pm Hard to call if Jersey’s Government, the ultimate jumped up Parish Council, have fucked up or the French fishermen are being typically dramatic. Probably both.
Either way, if the UK Government had threatened to block vaccine supplies and then later in the year threatened to turn off the power to EU citizens we’d be hearing bloody murder about it.
Is that why the Jersey Government is asking London for permission to talk to the fishermen themselves ?Paddington Bear wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:24 pmWell clearly you haven’t read much about this given it relates to the Jersey government who govern fishing in their own waters and have separate agreements with Francefishfoodie wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:58 pmThe Fishermen are understandable pissed off at the UK Government breaking its word again, on deal they did allowing them to continue fishing in UK waters.Paddington Bear wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:40 pm Hard to call if Jersey’s Government, the ultimate jumped up Parish Council, have fucked up or the French fishermen are being typically dramatic. Probably both.
Either way, if the UK Government had threatened to block vaccine supplies and then later in the year threatened to turn off the power to EU citizens we’d be hearing bloody murder about it.
Jersey’s External Relations Minister, Ian Gorst
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“The trade deal is clear but I think there has been some confusion about how it needs to be implemented, because we absolutely respect the historic rights of French fishermen to fish in Jersey waters as they have been doing for centuries,” he said.
“I do think a solution can be found. I am optimistic that we can provide extra time to allow this evidence to be provided.”
He said the Jersey government was now seeking permission from London and Brussels to speak directly with the French fishermen concerned to resolve the issue.
fishfoodie wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:42 pmIs that why the Jersey Government is asking London for permission to talk to the fishermen themselves ?Paddington Bear wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:24 pmWell clearly you haven’t read much about this given it relates to the Jersey government who govern fishing in their own waters and have separate agreements with Francefishfoodie wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:58 pm
The Fishermen are understandable pissed off at the UK Government breaking its word again, on deal they did allowing them to continue fishing in UK waters.
Jersey’s External Relations Minister, Ian Gorst
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“The trade deal is clear but I think there has been some confusion about how it needs to be implemented, because we absolutely respect the historic rights of French fishermen to fish in Jersey waters as they have been doing for centuries,” he said.
“I do think a solution can be found. I am optimistic that we can provide extra time to allow this evidence to be provided.”
He said the Jersey government was now seeking permission from London and Brussels to speak directly with the French fishermen concerned to resolve the issue.
It sounds to me like the Government in Jersey wants to stop this shit; but the problem is in the serial treaty breakers in London ?
Weird since I though all evidence had shown dazzle did nothing 100 years ago and doubt it would confuse a modern anti-ship missile or torpedo.Jock42 wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:05 pm HMS Tamar gets to show off her new dazzle camouflage at least.
Probably just as well it's a Fisheries Protection Ship then.Torquemada 1420 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 7:55 amWeird since I though all evidence had shown dazzle did nothing 100 years ago and doubt it would confuse a modern anti-ship missile or torpedo.Jock42 wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:05 pm HMS Tamar gets to show off her new dazzle camouflage at least.
Jersey's foreign affairs are handled through London unless they get explicit permission to handle it themselves. A lot of people in the industry in Jersey will know these protestors personally, so there's a good chance that being able to talk directly to them here will clear up any misunderstandings created either by the Jersey Government or through incompetence on the part of the fishermen. Not everything is Boris' fault.fishfoodie wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:42 pmIs that why the Jersey Government is asking London for permission to talk to the fishermen themselves ?Paddington Bear wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:24 pmWell clearly you haven’t read much about this given it relates to the Jersey government who govern fishing in their own waters and have separate agreements with Francefishfoodie wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:58 pm
The Fishermen are understandable pissed off at the UK Government breaking its word again, on deal they did allowing them to continue fishing in UK waters.
Jersey’s External Relations Minister, Ian Gorst
...
“The trade deal is clear but I think there has been some confusion about how it needs to be implemented, because we absolutely respect the historic rights of French fishermen to fish in Jersey waters as they have been doing for centuries,” he said.
“I do think a solution can be found. I am optimistic that we can provide extra time to allow this evidence to be provided.”
He said the Jersey government was now seeking permission from London and Brussels to speak directly with the French fishermen concerned to resolve the issue.
It sounds to me like the Government in Jersey wants to stop this shit; but the problem is in the serial treaty breakers in London ?
The French government decided to threaten to end electricity supplies to a Crown Dependency most people can't find on a map, whilst fishermen threatened to blockade it's port. All this in conjunction with the Tories for the purpose of winning a by-election in Hartlepool, this seat being crucial to a Government with a massive majority, days after most people had already voted via post.Hal Jordan wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 8:20 am Is there an election on?
I assume that the usual suspects will be standing, proudly erect, with the Union Jack tied to their flagpole.
Bit hard on such a small island pretty much isolated in French waters.Blackmac wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 8:29 am So if the French are going to war and setting up a blockade. Should we not use the tried and tested method of just sneaking round the side.
Agree with you Jersey needs good relations with France (it really is a bit of Normandy out in the sea) but carrying out diplomacy via threats and blockades (which I know is French fishermen not the French government) is not something that can be accepted.laurent wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:24 amBit hard on such a small island pretty much isolated in French waters.Blackmac wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 8:29 am So if the French are going to war and setting up a blockade. Should we not use the tried and tested method of just sneaking round the side.
The local fishermen are going to be in trouble selling their stuff in the end (they land most of their catch in France AFAIK).
all in all Jersey has the most to lose here (electricity and a place to sell their fish).
If the boys in the navy want to play there is always Landivisiau not very far were they can find some play mates... (the game would be quite short for a patrol vessel).
There's a 99% chance this is a misunderstanding - the Norman fishermen need to fish those waters and Jersey fishermen need to land catches in Granville. As I mentioned earlier most of the people involved know each other personally. Hence why threatening to turn the lights off is taking it from 0-100 in 60 seconds.tc27 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:47 amAgree with you Jersey needs good relations with France (it really is a bit of Normandy out in the sea) but carrying out diplomacy via threats and blockades (which I know is French fishermen not the French government) is not something that can be accepted.laurent wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:24 amBit hard on such a small island pretty much isolated in French waters.Blackmac wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 8:29 am So if the French are going to war and setting up a blockade. Should we not use the tried and tested method of just sneaking round the side.
The local fishermen are going to be in trouble selling their stuff in the end (they land most of their catch in France AFAIK).
all in all Jersey has the most to lose here (electricity and a place to sell their fish).
If the boys in the navy want to play there is always Landivisiau not very far were they can find some play mates... (the game would be quite short for a patrol vessel).
its also very clear the patrol vessels are there to deter dangerous actions by private vessels not start a war.
Turning it up to 11 :)Paddington Bear wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:51 amThere's a 99% chance this is a misunderstanding - the Norman fishermen need to fish those waters and Jersey fishermen need to land catches in Granville. As I mentioned earlier most of the people involved know each other personally. Hence why threatening to turn the lights off is taking it from 0-100 in 60 seconds.tc27 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:47 amAgree with you Jersey needs good relations with France (it really is a bit of Normandy out in the sea) but carrying out diplomacy via threats and blockades (which I know is French fishermen not the French government) is not something that can be accepted.laurent wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:24 am
Bit hard on such a small island pretty much isolated in French waters.
The local fishermen are going to be in trouble selling their stuff in the end (they land most of their catch in France AFAIK).
all in all Jersey has the most to lose here (electricity and a place to sell their fish).
If the boys in the navy want to play there is always Landivisiau not very far were they can find some play mates... (the game would be quite short for a patrol vessel).
its also very clear the patrol vessels are there to deter dangerous actions by private vessels not start a war.
So why are they demand years of evidence for them having fished in UK waters; when they know damn well they were ?Paddington Bear wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:51 amThere's a 99% chance this is a misunderstanding - the Norman fishermen need to fish those waters and Jersey fishermen need to land catches in Granville. As I mentioned earlier most of the people involved know each other personally. Hence why threatening to turn the lights off is taking it from 0-100 in 60 seconds.tc27 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:47 amAgree with you Jersey needs good relations with France (it really is a bit of Normandy out in the sea) but carrying out diplomacy via threats and blockades (which I know is French fishermen not the French government) is not something that can be accepted.laurent wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:24 am
Bit hard on such a small island pretty much isolated in French waters.
The local fishermen are going to be in trouble selling their stuff in the end (they land most of their catch in France AFAIK).
all in all Jersey has the most to lose here (electricity and a place to sell their fish).
If the boys in the navy want to play there is always Landivisiau not very far were they can find some play mates... (the game would be quite short for a patrol vessel).
its also very clear the patrol vessels are there to deter dangerous actions by private vessels not start a war.
My comment really did not justify a serious response.laurent wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:24 amBit hard on such a small island pretty much isolated in French waters.Blackmac wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 8:29 am So if the French are going to war and setting up a blockade. Should we not use the tried and tested method of just sneaking round the side.
The local fishermen are going to be in trouble selling their stuff in the end (they land most of their catch in France AFAIK).
all in all Jersey has the most to lose here (electricity and a place to sell their fish).
If the boys in the navy want to play there is always Landivisiau not very far were they can find some play mates... (the game would be quite short for a patrol vessel).
Seriously, stop being silly. Not everything is Boris' fault because you don't like him.fishfoodie wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 10:13 amSo why are they demand years of evidence for them having fished in UK waters; when they know damn well they were ?Paddington Bear wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:51 amThere's a 99% chance this is a misunderstanding - the Norman fishermen need to fish those waters and Jersey fishermen need to land catches in Granville. As I mentioned earlier most of the people involved know each other personally. Hence why threatening to turn the lights off is taking it from 0-100 in 60 seconds.tc27 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:47 am
Agree with you Jersey needs good relations with France (it really is a bit of Normandy out in the sea) but carrying out diplomacy via threats and blockades (which I know is French fishermen not the French government) is not something that can be accepted.
its also very clear the patrol vessels are there to deter dangerous actions by private vessels not start a war.
The Jersey Government want to sort it; the French want to sort it; we all know where the blockage is; the shits in Westminster.
Guernsey is further away from France which I assume is why it's less controversial. British islets that are part of Jersey like Les Ecrehous and Les Minquiers are very, very close to France.tabascoboy wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 10:45 am I expect plenty of gammons won't be happy unless we sink at least a couple of trawlers. Meanwhile no problems for Guernsey where all remains cordial.
I have little interest in this but I did read the bbc article and apparently Guernsey have delayed the introduction of the fishing licences till end of May. I get the impression that the bbc is pretty much blaming the Jersey government who have allegedly added extra demands for receiving said licence which wasn't agreed to in the prior agreement with the EU. I'm guessing Guernsey will be a bit more careful when they start to issue the fishing licences.Paddington Bear wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 10:53 amGuernsey is further away from France which I assume is why it's less controversial. British islets that are part of Jersey like Les Ecrehous and Les Minquiers are very, very close to France.tabascoboy wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 10:45 am I expect plenty of gammons won't be happy unless we sink at least a couple of trawlers. Meanwhile no problems for Guernsey where all remains cordial.
No, the internet doesn't care. They look like small warships to most people. Are they armed?Paddington Bear wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:46 am I see the internet is pretending not to understand the difference between Fishery Protection Vessels and Warships.
Couple of gimpys and a 30mm I think.JM2K6 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 11:32 amNo, the internet doesn't care. They look like small warships to most people. Are they armed?Paddington Bear wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:46 am I see the internet is pretending not to understand the difference between Fishery Protection Vessels and Warships.
OK. So... "lightly" armed Royal Navy vessels. Huge shock the internet doesn't understand the difference.Jock42 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 11:33 amCouple of gimpys and a 30mm I think.JM2K6 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 11:32 amNo, the internet doesn't care. They look like small warships to most people. Are they armed?Paddington Bear wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:46 am I see the internet is pretending not to understand the difference between Fishery Protection Vessels and Warships.
I was only about as serious as you were.Blackmac wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 10:18 amMy comment really did not justify a serious response.laurent wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 9:24 amBit hard on such a small island pretty much isolated in French waters.Blackmac wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 8:29 am So if the French are going to war and setting up a blockade. Should we not use the tried and tested method of just sneaking round the side.
The local fishermen are going to be in trouble selling their stuff in the end (they land most of their catch in France AFAIK).
all in all Jersey has the most to lose here (electricity and a place to sell their fish).
If the boys in the navy want to play there is always Landivisiau not very far were they can find some play mates... (the game would be quite short for a patrol vessel).
People are pretending Boris is personally running gunships up the Seine rather than deploying vessels for the one of the specific purposes they were designed for. Most of these people know far better.JM2K6 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 11:35 amOK. So... "lightly" armed Royal Navy vessels. Huge shock the internet doesn't understand the difference.
I think you're wildly overestimating how much people actually know about this stuff, or how big a difference between "Warship" and "armed RN vessel" there actually is!Paddington Bear wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 11:38 amPeople are pretending Boris is personally running gunships up the Seine rather than deploying vessels for the one of the specific purposes they were designed for. Most of these people know far better.
need a few of these ?GogLais wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 12:08 pm Just seen the Tamar on the telly churning out smoke like a WWI battleship, must be in need of a re-bore.