Small disappointments

[Oxbow]

For the first time ever this year my hair is thin enough that I've caught the sun on the top of my head. I may have to invest in a hat, but I'm pretty sure I'd look a massive twat in one.

[laurent]

Join the gang

[Sards]

For the first time ever this year my hair is thin enough that I've caught the sun on the top of my head. I may have to invest in a hat, but I'm pretty sure I'd look a massive twat in one.

Shave it off and get a proper tan

[Niegs]

[ASMO]

[Sandstorm]

For the first time ever this year my hair is thin enough that I've caught the sun on the top of my head. I may have to invest in a hat, but I'm pretty sure I'd look a massive twat in one.

Couple of years ahead of you. I have about a dozen different hats and caps. None of them look good on me.

[Lobby]

Get a proper hat, and don’t be tempted to try a baseball cap, or you might end up like this

[Yr Alban]

For the first time ever this year my hair is thin enough that I've caught the sun on the top of my head. I may have to invest in a hat, but I'm pretty sure I'd look a massive twat in one.

That was my cue to shave my head. That was in 2000 and I haven’t looked back.

[Flockwitt]

For the first time ever this year my hair is thin enough that I've caught the sun on the top of my head. I may have to invest in a hat, but I'm pretty sure I'd look a massive twat in one.

That was my cue to shave my head. That was in 2000 and I haven’t looked up.

[inactionman]

Sport Pursuit are selling Tilley hats at quite a discount, picked up a navy blue Tilley Cotton Duck hat for 30 quid. Lifetime guarantee and they actually make them in large enough sizes to fit round my breeze-block swede.




They're going quickly so might not be many (or any) left.

(I can't link as you need to be registered with sport pursuit to see the deals - but the homepage here: https://www.sportpursuit.com/)

[tabascoboy]

For the first time ever this year my hair is thin enough that I've caught the sun on the top of my head. I may have to invest in a hat, but I'm pretty sure I'd look a massive twat in one.

Bet you'd cut a fine figure in a Fedora.

[Kawazaki]

A knotted hankie works fine. Looks good with a string vest and braces to hold up your waders.

#gumby

[Oxbow]

The Mrs suggested a straw boater, but she enjoys talking the piss out of me way more than she should.

[TB63]

Just buy a Pith Helmet..

[Dinsdale Piranha]

Just buy a Pith Helmet..

I wore one to a pub recently. The owner kept telling me to take it off, then I discovered he has a lisp.

[Niegs]

A knotted hankie works fine. Looks good with a string vest and braces to hold up your waders.

#gumby

Was going to out you as Peter Fitz until I read the second sentence.

Why does he dress like a corporate pirate?

[mat the expat]

A knotted hankie works fine. Looks good with a string vest and braces to hold up your waders.

#gumby

Was going to out you as Peter Fitz until I read the second sentence.

Why does he dress like a corporate pirate?

He switches to a Black one when he does his Republican speeches/events


Anyway, exiting thread do to hirsuteness

[Openside]

Just buy a Pith Helmet..

I wore one to a pub recently. The owner kept telling me to take it off, then I discovered he has a lisp.

[assfly]

Thinly veiled "look at me, I've still got hair" post