Please don't post anymore until you have that one down pat.
Strewth! I have had a sit down after having a go at that. Not sure about pronounciation though.
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 9:57 am
by Lobby
You could try the full version of she sells sea shells:
She sells seashells by the seashore,
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
So if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:02 am
by Globus
Lobby wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 9:57 am
You could try the full version of she sells sea shells:
She sells seashells by the seashore,
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
So if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
Can do that one Lobby. I learn't that aged about 5. A long time ago. Alongside "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers"
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:06 am
by Kiwias
Tonarinokyakuha yokukakikuukyakuda
(隣の客はよく柿食う客だ〜〜the customer next to me eats persimmon often)
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:08 am
by Globus
Kiwias wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:06 am
Tonarinokyakuha yokukakikuukyakuda
(隣の客はよく柿食う客だ〜〜the customer next to me eats persimmon often)
I'm having a lie down. What's this with Persimmon? It's a very strong hardwood.
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:40 am
by tabascoboy
Kiwias wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:06 am
Tonarinokyakuha yokukakikuukyakuda
(隣の客はよく柿食う客だ〜〜the customer next to me eats persimmon often)
toukyou tokkyo kyokakyoku kyokuchou
(東京特許許可局局長 “the Tokyo Patent authorization bureau manager”)
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:58 am
by Happyhooker
Lobby wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 9:57 am
You could try the full version of she sells sea shells:
She sells seashells by the seashore,
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
So if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
Kiwias wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:06 am
Tonarinokyakuha yokukakikuukyakuda
(隣の客はよく柿食う客だ〜〜the customer next to me eats persimmon often)
toukyou tokkyo kyokakyoku kyokuchou
(東京特許許可局局長 “the Tokyo Patent authorization bureau manager”)
Love it when threads go haywire! I think I'm on the bottom of the ocean on this one.
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:31 am
by Gumboot
I always give up at red lorry yellow lorry.
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:44 am
by Globus
Gumboot wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:31 am
I always give up at red lorry yellow lorry.
My sympathies. I had several goes at a few in front of the mirror (I'm a narsissist, according to my detractors).
Look up "tip of the tongue" in any comedy site. I wrote a few.
It's like reading the alphabet backwards. In seconds.
I do a good one with the NATO one.
But the king has to be Tom Lehrer. For atomic lovers. I can nearly do this. Nothing like practice.
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:50 am
by Raggs
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant pluckers son,
I'm only plucking pheasants,
Untill the pheasant plucker comes.
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:52 am
by Happyhooker
Theophilus the thistle sifter while sifting thistles, stuck three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:52 am
by Globus
Raggs wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:50 am
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant pluckers son,
I'm only plucking pheasants,
Untill the pheasant plucker comes.
Yep. Can do that one. Cheers!
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:53 am
by Globus
Happyhooker wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:52 am
Theophilus the thistle sifter while sifting thistles, stuck three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb
Kiwias wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:06 am
Tonarinokyakuha yokukakikuukyakuda
(隣の客はよく柿食う客だ〜〜the customer next to me eats persimmon often)
I'm having a lie down. What's this with Persimmon? It's a very strong hardwood.
Re: Tongue Twisters
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:15 pm
by Kiwias
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.