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DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:10 pm
by inactionman
Right, trying to get this done to get some brownie points ahead of the Lions game
Any advice on how to stop some squeaky floorboards from, well, squeaking would e appreciated. They're exposed board so no need to worry about carpet, and I can see some of the boards flex when walking so I understand it will just be a case of fixing them down - no issue with nubbins or sagging joists that I can see.
Should I use screws or lost head nails? Any particular thing to worry about? Worth putting some graphite et/c down to stop the boards rubbing on each other, in case there's some flex left?
Any advice from anyone who has done this before greatly appreciated - we've not been in house that long and wasn't aware the noise was so loud at night (it's noticeable during day but not excessively so), we're waking the kids up going to bed so keen to get it sorted ASAP.
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:17 pm
by GogLais
inactionman wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:10 pm
Right, trying to get this done to get some brownie points ahead of the Lions game
Any advice on how to stop some squeaky floorboards from, well, squeaking would e appreciated. They're exposed board so no need to worry about carpet, and I can see some of the boards flex when walking so I understand it will just be a case of fixing them down - no issue with nubbins or sagging joists that I can see.
Should I use screws or lost head nails? Any particular thing to worry about? Worth putting some graphite et/c down to stop the boards rubbing on each other, in case there's some flex left?
Any advice from anyone who has done this before greatly appreciated - we've not been in house that long and wasn't aware the noise was so loud at night (it's noticeable during day but not excessively so), we're waking the kids up going to bed so keen to get it sorted ASAP.
I read somewhere sometime that talcum powder is an option.
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:21 pm
by SaintK
GogLais wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:17 pm
inactionman wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:10 pm
Right, trying to get this done to get some brownie points ahead of the Lions game
Any advice on how to stop some squeaky floorboards from, well, squeaking would e appreciated. They're exposed board so no need to worry about carpet, and I can see some of the boards flex when walking so I understand it will just be a case of fixing them down - no issue with nubbins or sagging joists that I can see.
Should I use screws or lost head nails? Any particular thing to worry about? Worth putting some graphite et/c down to stop the boards rubbing on each other, in case there's some flex left?
Any advice from anyone who has done this before greatly appreciated - we've not been in house that long and wasn't aware the noise was so loud at night (it's noticeable during day but not excessively so), we're waking the kids up going to bed so keen to get it sorted ASAP.
I read somewhere sometime that talcum powder is an option.
That's for chafed thighs

Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:23 pm
by inactionman
GogLais wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:17 pm
inactionman wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:10 pm
Right, trying to get this done to get some brownie points ahead of the Lions game
Any advice on how to stop some squeaky floorboards from, well, squeaking would e appreciated. They're exposed board so no need to worry about carpet, and I can see some of the boards flex when walking so I understand it will just be a case of fixing them down - no issue with nubbins or sagging joists that I can see.
Should I use screws or lost head nails? Any particular thing to worry about? Worth putting some graphite et/c down to stop the boards rubbing on each other, in case there's some flex left?
Any advice from anyone who has done this before greatly appreciated - we've not been in house that long and wasn't aware the noise was so loud at night (it's noticeable during day but not excessively so), we're waking the kids up going to bed so keen to get it sorted ASAP.
I read somewhere sometime that talcum powder is an option.
Cool. Will also help my chafed thighs. Jeans and heatwaves are not good bedfellows.
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:30 pm
by notfatcat
Lose weight?
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 8:54 pm
by Sandstorm
Screws. Good luck not hitting a water pipe.
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 9:58 pm
by inactionman
notfatcat wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:30 pmLose weight?
Probably easier just to move house
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 10:06 pm
by Saint
You're going to hate me......
Loft the boards Liberally douse with talc. Replace boards with fresh screws. In 3 years repeat
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 10:45 pm
by Biffer
It’s ghosts. Burn the house down, call a priest and move elsewhere.
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 11:10 pm
by Enzedder
Get a man in.
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 11:10 pm
by Enzedder
Get a man in.
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 11:44 pm
by Happyhooker
The first thing you need to do is tell anyone who suggests using screws on exposed floorboards to fuck off and die. Dreadful decision that will look shit and cause the problem to reoccur elsewhere shortly after.
Find out where the boards are flexing. If the squeak is on the verical plane, talcum powder, wd40 or engine oil can work well.
If on the horizontal plane, find out where they're flexing, lift the boards, put the appropriate packer in and renail them using flooring clasp nails, aligning the heads with the grain of the wood
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2021 8:51 am
by Sandstorm
Happyhooker wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2021 11:44 pm
The first thing you need to do is tell anyone who suggests using screws on exposed floorboards to fuck off and die. Dreadful decision that will look shit and cause the problem to reoccur elsewhere shortly after.
Find out where the boards are flexing. If the squeak is on the verical plane, talcum powder, wd40 or engine oil can work well.
If on the horizontal plane, find out where they're flexing, lift the boards, put the appropriate packer in and renail them using flooring clasp nails, aligning the heads with the grain of the wood
Call an estate agent. Easier to move house.
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2021 8:52 am
by Lobby
Happyhooker wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2021 11:44 pm
The first thing you need to do is tell anyone who suggests using screws on exposed floorboards to fuck off and die. Dreadful decision that will look shit and cause the problem to reoccur elsewhere shortly after.
Find out where the boards are flexing. If the squeak is on the verical plane, talcum powder, wd40 or engine oil can work well.
If on the horizontal plane, find out where they're flexing, lift the boards, put the appropriate packer in and renail them using flooring clasp nails, aligning the heads with the grain of the wood
Don’t listen to him. Putting big screws in is the way forward, and you get the added bonus of an indoor water feature to enjoy when you screw through your water pipes.
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 5:57 am
by average joe
WD40
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 7:02 am
by Ymx
Is the answer with you lot always more lube??
Re: DIY Types - squeaky floorboards?
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 7:26 am
by average joe
Spook pis fixes everything boet.