NPR

With the RC and URC in full swing think it will be handy to run this.

Please keep the trolling on the match threads.

Saturday 11 Sept
17h00 CC final: Bulls vs Sharks
Sunday 12 Sep
09h05 RC All Blacks vs Pumas
12h05 RC Springbokke vs Wallabies

Good that you posted those times, I would have switched the TV on tommorow at 1205 for the bokke. It's only Sunday...

Think I am going to use this as the trolling thread from now on

Only the tests Saturday

Saturday 18 September 2021

Suncorp Stadium
09h05 Wallabies vs Springbokke
12h05 Pumas vs All Blacks

OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:22 am Only the tests Saturday

Saturday 18 September 2021

Suncorp Stadium
09h05 Wallabies vs Springbokke
12h05 Pumas vs All Blacks

I'm taking the lad to Spur and watch the first half with a good brekkie.

It is my wife's birthday on Saturday...............she wants to go out for lunch. Thank goodness the Boks play at 09h00.

Chilli wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:20 pm It is my wife's birthday on Saturday...............she wants to go out for lunch. Thank goodness the Boks play at 09h00.

If we win, you owe it to your team to go to lunch in your Bok jersey and very very drunk. Your wife will understand, it's the RC!

assfly wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:47 am

Chilli wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:20 pm It is my wife's birthday on Saturday...............she wants to go out for lunch. Thank goodness the Boks play at 09h00.

If we win, you owe it to your team to go to lunch in your Bok jersey and very very drunk. Your wife will understand, it's the RC!

DONE!

I like early morning games on a Saturday. I can chillax till after the game and then go out and do my work on the farm. Come home all sweaty and stinky and make love to my wife. She gets very horny from my manly smell. Bit harder if its an afternoon game. Sundays is my day off though so I don't mind, taking it easy the whole day. The wife will be in a good mood, she always is on a Sunday.

----------- FRIDAY, 17 Sept -----------

New Zealand Domestic Rugby
09:00 - Waikato vs Canterbury

Gallagher Premiership Rugby
20:40 - Bristol Bears vs Saracens

----------- SATURDAY, 18 Sept -----------

New Zealand Domestic Rugby
04:00 - Taranaki vs Wellington

The Castle Lager Rugby Championship
08:00 - Australia vs South Africa (kick-off 9:05am)
11:00 - Argentina vs New Zealand (kick-off 12:05pm)

Gallagher Premiership Rugby
15:55 - Leicester Tigers vs Exeter Chiefs

World Rugby HSBC Sevens Series - Vancouver
17:50 – First women’s match
18:42 – First men’s match
Highlights:
19:29 - Kenya vs Spain
19:51 - South Africa vs Mexico
22:40 - Kenya vs Mexico
23:02 - South Africa vs Spain

----------- SUNDAY, 19 Sept -----------

World Rugby HSBC Sevens Series - Vancouver
02:33 – South Africa vs Kenya
Evening
18:10 – quarterfinals start
20:40 – women’s semifinals
22:18 – men’s semifinals

New Zealand Domestic Rugby
04:00 - Hawke's Bay vs Bay of Plenty

Gallagher Premiership Rugby
15:55 - Newcastle Falcons vs Harlequins

----------- MONDAY, 20 Sept -----------

World Rugby HSBC Sevens Series - Vancouver
01:29 – third-place playoff
01:54 – women’s final
02:26 – men’s final

average joe wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:04 am I like early morning games on a Saturday. I can chillax till after the game and then go out and do my work on the farm. Come home all sweaty and stinky and make love to my wife. She gets very horny from my manly smell. Bit harder if its an afternoon game. Sundays is my day off though so I don't mind, taking it easy the whole day. The wife will be in a good mood, she always is on a Sunday.

SMK

Tomorrow morning at 09h00, Mighty MooLoos vs Kunterbury.

This weekend was a nightmare that feels like Neverending


Next weekend we can at least laugh at each other if our teams lose.

The festival starts. Stock up the cold ones, no time for braai.

Friday, September 24
Zebre v Emirates Lions | 17:35 UK / 18:35 ITA & SA |
Ulster v Glasgow Warriors | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA & SA |
Cardiff v Connacht | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA & SA |

Saturday, September 25
Springbokke vs All Blacks 09h05
Benetton v DHL Stormers | 13:00 UK / 14:00 ITA & SA |
Leinster v Vodacom Bulls | 17:15 UK / 18:15 ITA & SA |
Edinburgh v Scarlets | 17:15 UK / 18:15 ITA & SA |
Munster v Sharks | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA & SA |

Sunday, September 26
Dragons v Ospreys | 14:00 UK / 15:00 ITA & SA

OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:27 am This weekend was a nightmare that feels like Neverending


Next weekend we can at least laugh at each other if our teams lose.

The festival starts. Stock up the cold ones, no time for braai.

Friday, September 24
Zebre v Emirates Lions | 17:35 UK / 18:35 ITA & SA |
Ulster v Glasgow Warriors | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA & SA |
Cardiff v Connacht | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA & SA |

Saturday, September 25
Springbokke vs All Blacks 09h05
Benetton v DHL Stormers | 13:00 UK / 14:00 ITA & SA |
Leinster v Vodacom Bulls | 17:15 UK / 18:15 ITA & SA |
Edinburgh v Scarlets | 17:15 UK / 18:15 ITA & SA |
Munster v Sharks | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA & SA |

Sunday, September 26
Dragons v Ospreys | 14:00 UK / 15:00 ITA & SA

Yes man, finally!

It's going to feel weird supporting the Stormers, but I will do my best!

assfly wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:29 pm It's going to feel weird supporting the Stormers, but I will do my best!

Ditto the $horks. Let’s do our best together and try to keep the abuse directed towards the Irish and Scots.

Spit......

Sards wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:32 pmSpit......

I said “let’s try”. I don’t expect you to be able to manage it

Sandstorm wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:33 pm

Sards wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:32 pmSpit......

I said “let’s try”. I don’t expect you to be able to manage it

At some point we will play each other

I like now having Friday night games(s)

fishfoodie wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:24 pm I like now having Friday night games(s)

Which teams do you support?

Ah vok...the missus agreed to go to a braai Saturday night. Sharks match 8.35 pm.....I am either going to be pissed by then and doing some dumb shit like shots so won't care....or it is a slow evening and I will have to watch it with a bunch of Stormers supporters.....eisch

I am taking shots with thats for damn sure....and shot glasses...lots of them

OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:45 pm

fishfoodie wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:24 pm I like now having Friday night games(s)

Which teams do you support?

Connacht first, then grudgingly the other Irish Provinces

Sards wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:08 pm Ah vok...the missus agreed to go to a braai Saturday night. Sharks match 8.35 pm.....I am either going to be pissed by then and doing some dumb shit like shots so won't care....or it is a slow evening and I will have to watch it with a bunch of Stormers supporters.....eisch

I am taking shots with thats for damn sure....and shot glasses...lots of them

A braai in the middle of Covid?

Pissed and doing shots by 8:35 at your age?

fishfoodie wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:15 pm

OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:45 pm

fishfoodie wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:24 pm I like now having Friday night games(s)

Which teams do you support?

Connacht first, then grudgingly the other Irish Provinces

We'll support you in round 1 against the Druids.

Uh-oh, the braai police are here.

Sards wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:08 pm Ah vok...the missus agreed to go to a braai Saturday night. Sharks match 8.35 pm.....I am either going to be pissed by then and doing some dumb shit like shots so won't care....or it is a slow evening and I will have to watch it with a bunch of Stormers supporters.....eisch

I am taking shots with thats for damn sure....and shot glasses...lots of them

When do you do pappegaai twak? Before you get lay down?

handyman wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 6:07 am

Sards wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:08 pm Ah vok...the missus agreed to go to a braai Saturday night. Sharks match 8.35 pm.....I am either going to be pissed by then and doing some dumb shit like shots so won't care....or it is a slow evening and I will have to watch it with a bunch of Stormers supporters.....eisch

I am taking shots with thats for damn sure....and shot glasses...lots of them

A braai in the middle of Covid?

Pissed and doing shots by 8:35 at your age?

I haven't figured out why most of my mates are Stormers supporters.

Sards wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:48 am

handyman wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 6:07 am

Sards wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:08 pm Ah vok...the missus agreed to go to a braai Saturday night. Sharks match 8.35 pm.....I am either going to be pissed by then and doing some dumb shit like shots so won't care....or it is a slow evening and I will have to watch it with a bunch of Stormers supporters.....eisch

I am taking shots with thats for damn sure....and shot glasses...lots of them

A braai in the middle of Covid?

Pissed and doing shots by 8:35 at your age?

I haven't figured out why most of my mates are Stormers supporters.

Let me give you a clue. Find a map, look at it.

Sandstorm wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:27 pm

assfly wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:29 pm It's going to feel weird supporting the Stormers, but I will do my best!

Ditto the $horks. Let’s do our best together and try to keep the abuse directed towards the Irish and Scots.

Don't forget the Welsh! Godamn I hate those Welsh mfuckers. Italians are cool though

handyman wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:11 am

Sards wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:48 am

handyman wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 6:07 am

A braai in the middle of Covid?

Pissed and doing shots by 8:35 at your age?

I haven't figured out why most of my mates are Stormers supporters.

Let me give you a clue. Find a map, look at it.

He and Niek smoke together.

Friday October 1
NPC '21: Northland v Waikato 08h00
Connacht v Vodacom Bulls | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA & SA |
Scarlets v Emirates Lions | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA & SA |
GPR 21/22: Bristol v Bath 20h40

Saturday, October 2
NPC '21: Manawatu v Otago 05h30
Rugby Champs '21: ARG v AUS 08h50
Rugby Champs '21: RSA v NZL 11h50
Benetton v Edinburgh | 13:00 UK / 14:00 ITA & SA |
Glasgow Warriors v Cell C Sharks | 15:00 UK / 16:00 ITA & SA |
Zebre v Ulster | 17:15 UK / 18:15 ITA & SA |
Dragons v Leinster | TBC |
Ospreys v Cardiff | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA & SA |
Munster v DHL Stormers | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA & SA |

Sunday , October 3
15:00 SAST | 13:00 GMT: Dragons v Leinster - Rodney Parade, Newport (Wales)

Saturday is going to be epic.
T20 WC qualifier vs England starting 16h00. Bokke vs Wales 19h30

OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:53 am Saturday is going to be epic.
T20 South Africa vs England starting 16h00. Bokke vs Wales 19h30

it's going to make a huge hole in my black wattle stock. Staanrib vir die kinders en 'n T bone vir my.

OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:53 am Saturday is going to be epic.
T20 WC qualifier vs England starting 16h00. Bokke vs Wales 19h30

14h30 Manchester Derby.

Als pas soos n puzzle

15h00 Scotland vs Springboks
17h15 Ireland vs All Blacks
17h30 Cheetahs vs WP
19h30 England vs Wallabies

13h45 Cheetahs vs Sharks
17h05 England vs Springbokke
19h20 Wales vs Wallabies
21h50 France vs All Blacks

ROUND 6
Friday, November 26 Connacht v Ospreys | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA/ 21:35 SA | RTE, BBC Wales, Premier Sports

Saturday, November 27 DHL Stormers v Zebre | 13:00 UK / 14:00 ITA / 15:00 SA | Super Sport, Premier Sports Benetton v Glasgow Warriors | 13:00 UK / 14:00 ITA / 15:00 SA | Italian TV, Premier Sports Cell C Sharks v Scarlets | 15:30 UK / 16:30 ITA / 17:30 SA | Super Sport, S4C, Premier Sports Dragons v Edinburgh | 17:15 UK / 18:15 ITA / 19:15 SA | Premier Sports Vodacom Bulls v Munster | 17:45 UK / 18:45 ITA / 19:45 SA | Super Sport, TG4, Premier Sports Leinster v Ulster | 20:00 UK / 21:00 ITA / 22:00 SA | RTE, Premier Sports

Sunday, November 28 Emirates Lions v Cardiff | 14:00 UK / 15:00 ITA / 16:00 SA | Super Sport, S4C, Premier Sports

ROUND 7
Friday, December 3 Vodacom Bulls v Scarlets | 17:35 UK / 18:35 ITA / 19:35 SA | Super Sport, BBC Wales, Premier Sports Edinburgh v Benetton | 19:35 UK / 20:35 ITA / 21:35 SA | Premier Sports Leinster v Connacht | 19:45 UK / 20:45 ITA / 21:45 SA | TG4, Premier Sports

Saturday, December 4 Cell C Sharks v Zebre | 13:00 UK / 14:00 ITA / 15:00 SA | Super Sport, Italian TV, Premier Sports Ospreys v Ulster | 15:00 UK / 16:00 ITA / 17:00 SA | Premier Sports Emirates Lions v Munster | 15:30 UK / 16:30 ITA / 17:30 SA | Super Sport, RTE, Premier Sports Glasgow Warriors v Dragons | 17:15 UK / 18:15 ITA / 19:15 SA | Premier Sports DHL Stormers v Cardiff | 17:45 UK / 18:45 ITA / 19:45 SA | Super Sport, S4C, Premier Sports

Friday 14 January - CC
19:00 Pumas v Bulls

Saturday 15 January - CC
14:30 Cheetahs v Griquas
17:00 Western Province v Lions

Wednesday 19 January - CC
15:30 Lions v Pumas
17:45 Sharks v Griquas
20:00 Western Province v Bulls

R8 (SA Derbies) – Saturday, January 22
Lions v Sharks | 13:00 UK / 14:00 ITA / 15:00 SA
Bulls v Stormers | 15:05 UK / 16:05 ITA / 17:05 SA

R11 – Friday, January 28
Ulster v Scarlets | 19.35 UK / 20.35 ITA / 21.35 SA
Dragons v Benetton | 19.35 UK / 20.35 ITA / 21.35 SA

Saturday, January 29
Lions v Bulls | 13.00 UK / 14.00 ITA / 15.00 SA
Connacht v Glasgow Warriors | 14.55 UK / 15.55 ITA / 16.55 SA
Sharks v Stormers | 15.05 UK / 16.05 ITA / 17.05 SA
Zebre Parma Parma v Munster | 17.00 UK / 18.00 ITA / 19.00 SA
Ospreys v Edinburgh | 17.15 UK / 18.15 ITA / 19.15 SA
Cardiff v Leinster | 19.35 UK / 20.35 ITA / 21.35 SA

Big rugby this weekend

UNITED RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP

Ulster vs Connacht (Friday, Ulster, 10:15pm)

Vodacom Bulls vs Lions (Saturday, Pretoria, 3pm)
Stormers vs Sharks (Saturday, Cape Town, 5pm)

SIX NATIONS

Ireland vs Wales (Saturday, Dublin, 4:15pm)
Scotland vs England (Saturday, Edinburgh, 6:45pm)
France vs Italy (Sunday, Paris, 5pm)