NPR

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:13 am**

A pack of two little jars of chutney, which I won't be eating anyway, not that they were to know that. And they left the £4.49 sticker on it.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:21 pm**

A soap on a rope. Really.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:02 pm**

Slick wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:21 pm A soap on a rope. Really.

Ironic Retro-Cool?

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:07 pm**

Tichtheid wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:02 pm
Slick wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:21 pm A soap on a rope. Really.
Ironic Retro-Cool?

From my mum so I don’t think so!

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm**

Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:11 pm**

Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard

Winner so far.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:20 pm**

Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard

You can use it on your nether regions; & make sure they know your pubes now look immaculate

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:22 pm**

Ymx wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:11 pm
Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard
Winner so far.

100% re-gift. Cheapskates.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:45 pm**

Breast implants voucher..

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:45 pm**

Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard

Aftershave
I do have a beard
Swap?

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:48 pm**

Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard

Fuck off, Gimli, of course you have a beard.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:50 pm**

TB63 wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:45 pm Breast implants voucher..

That’s an open goal even I’m ashamed to score.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:11 pm**

Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard

They just assumed that you did because everybody else in to craft beer does.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:40 pm**

Slick wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:21 pm A soap on a rope. Really.

I’d kill for a soap on a rope.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 5:31 pm**

sefton wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:50 pm
TB63 wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:45 pm Breast implants voucher..
That’s an open goal even I’m ashamed to score.

You're slacking now you're married..

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2021 8:52 pm**

A pair of swimming togs. No pool, I don't go to the beach.

Worst Christmas present