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EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 1:09 pm How fucked up have you got ?

20 points for pooing your pants
10 for wee
5 for missing pants
5 for missing tooth
3 for a fight
2 for waking up in strange place
2 for animal in house you don't own
1 for vomit
1 for unexplained bruising

I'm on 8

EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 1:09 pm How fucked up have you got ?

20 points for pooing your pants
10 for wee
5 for missing pants
5 for missing tooth
3 for a fight
2 for waking up in strange place
2 for animal in house you don't own
1 for vomit
1 for unexplained bruising

I'm on 8

EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 1:09 pm How fucked up have you got ?

20 points for pooing your pants
10 for wee
5 for missing pants
5 for missing tooth
3 for a fight
2 for waking up in strange place
2 for animal in house you don't own
1 for vomit
1 for unexplained bruising

I'm on 8

bogbunny wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:58 pm Works do next Friday.

In my home town, wife away for the weekend. Dublin office coming up.

40 + work mates booked into local hotel, the other 50+ have to find there own way home.

meal 1 - 4 pm, pub crawl 4-7.30pm, Comedian show in club/theatre 7.30-11.30 pm

What could possibly go wrong??? (61 yo with a cardio condition )

Uncle fester wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 10:19 pm

bogbunny wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:58 pm Works do next Friday.

In my home town, wife away for the weekend. Dublin office coming up.

40 + work mates booked into local hotel, the other 50+ have to find there own way home.

meal 1 - 4 pm, pub crawl 4-7.30pm, Comedian show in club/theatre 7.30-11.30 pm

What could possibly go wrong??? (61 yo with a cardio condition )

Have the courtesy to tell them where to get a beer after 11.30 at least. That's one of the oddest things about Belfast.

Sandstorm wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 10:43 am Shared venue party on Friday night. Bloke from another table got hammered and started letching onto birds from our group. One of the husbands at our table ran over and shoved pisshead into one of the speakers.

Surprisingly pisshead’s mates just stood back and laughed at him being dragged out by 2 barmen.

EnergiseR2 wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 7:51 pm The rumours of my behaviour are now being dropped line by line. It started off yesterday as

'You were grand'

Grand in Ireland is a very dangerous description and usually means there is a depth to the problem. It escalated

'You were harmless'

Fucking ouch. Think Rolf Harris got described as harmless once. Lay it on me la...

'You were an absolute fucking disgrace and at one stage I think you pissed yourself and then used the Dyson handover to get rid of the wet spot. You started riding it like a small pony and pulled it off the wall'

Oh. I am out again next Friday for the bona fide best friends pissup. I have just told them I think we should have dinner as well and got a lot of this

EnergiseR2 wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 7:51 pm
'You were grand

Uncle fester wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 10:20 pm Years ago, I arranged a 12 pubs of Xmas on James Street in Dublin, starting from the Kilmainham end and finishing in the city. Some colourful pubs visited on the way.