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Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:15 pm
by TB63
Frankly my dear, I couldn't give a flying fuck..

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:19 pm
by Biffer
Luke, I am your father. Obviously your mother was having her regular thing with Lord Skivington Cholmondley-Brown at the time and there was that party where the Baron and his son were spit roasting her, but I'm fairly sure. You went to Eton for God's sake, pull yourself together.

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:21 pm
by Biffer
We're going to need a bigger Navy

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:33 pm
by TB63
Houston, tell Brian he fucked up again..

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:46 pm
by lemonhead
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with baked beans and a nice cup of Tetley".

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:49 pm
by TB63
It rubs the Imperial Leather on its skin..
Totally knicked..but made I larf..

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:57 pm
by lemonhead
Leave the gun. Take the lardy cake.

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:03 pm
by TB63
I'll be back, now, in a minute..

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:04 pm
by PCPhil
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to go to the pub.

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:07 pm
by Oxbow
If you build it, it will be massively overbudget and four years late.

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:12 pm
by fishfoodie
"You maniacs; you blew it up, god damn you, god damn you all to Hell. I'm never voting Tory again !"

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:09 pm
by Rhubarb & Custard
One has a feeling we're not in Kent anymore

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:31 pm
by S/Lt_Phillips
Oxbow wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:07 pm If you build it, it will be massively overbudget and four years late.
:lol: Tremendous

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:35 pm
by S/Lt_Phillips
I'm gonna make him an offer that'll make everyone slightly uncomfortable but he'll be too embarrassed to refuse

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:09 am
by Niegs
"You don't understand! I could have had class. I could have been a contender. I could have been a toff, instead of a pleb, which is what I am."

"All right, Mr. Lean, I'm ready for my close-up."

"Tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gaffer."

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:15 am
by Blackmac
"Broadsword calling Danny they"

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 7:25 am
by TB63
I love the smell of Earl Grey in the morning..

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 7:49 am
by Biffer
Swindon, we have a problem

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 7:50 am
by tabascoboy
Fasten your seatbelts. Rubbish council still haven't fixed these potholes

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 8:34 am
by TB63
The first rule of Fight Club is.... please be on time..

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:03 am
by Rhubarb & Custard
Biffer wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 7:49 am Swindon, we have a problem
I did wonder on 'THIS IS Milton Keynes!'

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:37 am
by TB63
Go ahead you little scamp, make my day.....No, no, I insist, you go first...

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:51 am
by Kiwias
They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from Sunak.

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:54 am
by Kiwias
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that Truss, for lack of a better word, is good. Truss is right. Truss works.

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:09 am
by TedMaul
I hope to see my friend and call him a daft cunt. I hope the Channel is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. But it won’t be. It’ll be shit.

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:31 am
by tabascoboy
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm writing a letter to the Telegraph ( signed, Colonel William Lambert-Furnell retd)

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:41 pm
by Biffer
We're on a mission form Bod.


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Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 7:34 pm
by sturginho
Rhubarb & Custard wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:03 am
Biffer wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 7:49 am Swindon, we have a problem
I did wonder on 'THIS IS Milton Keynes!'
Speaking of Milton Keynes


Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 8:48 pm
by laurent
One should never leave Bury. (basically same size as Montauban).



Les Tontons Flingueurs....

Re: Change a classic movie quote, to British

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:37 am
by Niegs
[American woman makes loud orgasm sounds in a cafe.]
[Older English dear looking on says...]
"We SHAHN'T have what she's HAH-ving. We're INGGG-glish!"