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England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 3:37 pm
by Paddington Bear
Let’s keep it off our thread and get this over with

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 3:54 pm
by Slick
Can’t believe England are playing this badly

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 3:59 pm
by Bullet
Lawes the pundit is a painful watch

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:03 pm
by Paddington Bear
Bullet wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 3:59 pm Lawes the pundit is a painful watch
It’s genuinely like listening to someone speaking in their second language. In general recent players turn pundits are a waste of space as they’re not going to criticise their teammates

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:05 pm
by JM2K6
He's a bad combination of a halting speaker who also has nothing to say, and far too much loyalty to the team.

Still preferable to listening to Borthwick, mind

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:14 pm
by JM2K6
Two dumb penalties by England back rows and a poor kick from Sleightholme the highlights for England so far

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:15 pm
by Paddington Bear
JM2K6 wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:14 pm Two dumb penalties by England back rows and a poor kick from Sleightholme the highlights for England so far
And Japan have missed touch, looked toothless in attack, misjudged Sleightholme’s kick and missed the pen. Cracker for the neutral

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:17 pm
by PCPhil
I have no expectations and can watch with a beer and a smile.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:17 pm
by JM2K6
Slade so far with a piss poor carry that nearly lost us the ball and then the usual lost in no man's land stuff in defense just there

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:19 pm
by JM2K6
Massive overlap, so JVP labours to get the ball to Slade, who kicks it. Great stuff.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:20 pm
by Paddington Bear
To interrupt our gloomy circle jerk, assuming that is judged backwards that’s a really nice try

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:21 pm
by JM2K6
Lovely try, but I think that was forward from Smith

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:21 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
I’m looking forward to a good old fashioned Itoje whooping and hollering when winning a penalty while leading by 35 points.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:22 pm
by JM2K6
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:21 pm I’m looking forward to a good old fashioned Itoje whooping and hollering when winning a penalty while leading by 35 points.
It's known as the Reiko now, sorry

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:22 pm
by PCPhil
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:21 pm I’m looking forward to a good old fashioned Itoje whooping and hollering when winning a penalty while leading by 35 points.
Wouldn't be the same without it.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:23 pm
by PCPhil
Japan are so sh1t they might make us look good.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:24 pm
by TheNatalShark
It's not going to happen, but an awful feeling wanting a Jones team to win

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:24 pm
by JM2K6
Another huge carry for a try by Underhill :thumbup:

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:25 pm
by JM2K6
TheNatalShark wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:24 pm It's not going to happen, but an awful feeling wanting a Jones team to win
Save it for when they have a decent team. We put 50 on this lot in Japan over the summer

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:26 pm
by JM2K6
Underhill broken again.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:26 pm
by Oxbow
Looks like he might have dropped that.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:29 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Oxbow wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:26 pm Looks like he might have dropped that.
That’s what I thought.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:30 pm
by JM2K6
Haha, Kay claiming that we're so used to just chasing kicks we can't time the backs moves properly

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:30 pm
by JM2K6
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:29 pm
Oxbow wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:26 pm Looks like he might have dropped that.
That’s what I thought.
Never any clear separation but I'm aware it's not as simple as that any more. Definitely worth a closer look

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:33 pm
by JM2K6
"Slade, over the top to Freeman... Who has to check his run..."

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:33 pm
by sockwithaticket
What the fuck is the point in Slade? Utterly shit, purposeless pass.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:34 pm
by JM2K6
Austin being a prick about people on social media complaining about Curry's selection given his concussions.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:35 pm
by PCPhil
JM2K6 wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:34 pm Austin being a prick about people on social media complaining about Curry's selection given his concussions.
Austin being a prick? Some mistake surely.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:39 pm
by JM2K6
Slade with a good pass!!!!!!!

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:39 pm
by Paddington Bear
That’s actually really quite a nice pass from Slade

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:40 pm
by sockwithaticket
Very nice finish from Freeman, still had a lot to do and big lads aren't always the most acrobatic in those situations.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:41 pm
by JM2K6
As much as I think JvP is dreadful, I don't think that's a knock on. Anyway we've had the rub of the green before now.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:45 pm
by sockwithaticket
Mauling a shite tier 2 team to death might secure a win, but I'm not sure how useful it is.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:45 pm
by Oxbow
Hooray, another 12-man drive for a try.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:46 pm
by Paddington Bear
Excellent try. Once again our defence is turned

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:46 pm
by JM2K6
Slade all at sea again :wave:

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:47 pm
by sockwithaticket
Japan showing up our lack of invention in attack and how wobbly the defence is.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:49 pm
by JM2K6
Fabulous footwork by Lawrence, some good decisions by forwards, then a great finish by Sleightholme. Lovely.

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:50 pm
by Paddington Bear
sockwithaticket wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:47 pm Japan showing up our lack of invention in attack and how wobbly the defence is.
Unfortunate timing just before a Stuart miss-pass!

Re: England v Japan

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:51 pm
by sockwithaticket
Paddington Bear wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:50 pm
sockwithaticket wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:47 pm Japan showing up our lack of invention in attack and how wobbly the defence is.
Unfortunate timing just before a Stuart miss-pass!
Fuckin' put him in at 12!