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Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:19 pm
by ASMO

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:24 pm
by Sandstorm
Wow

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:29 pm
by Slick
Clucking hell

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:38 pm
by tabascoboy
Truly a fowl story.

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:41 pm
by C69
As you were I thought it was a Mark Francois thread

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:47 pm
by BnM
How the fuck do you fuck a fucking chicken. (No answers required)

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:48 pm
by Ymx
BnM wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:47 pm How the fuck do you fuck a fucking chicken. (No answers required)
You want videos instead?

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:07 pm
by The Druid
What came first the chicken or.........................never mind.

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 5:52 pm
by Enzedder
The Druid wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:07 pm What came first the chicken or.........................never mind.
:clap: :clap:

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:24 pm
by TB63
Mmm mmm...

Spit roast....

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:47 pm
by Lobby
BnM wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:47 pm How the fuck do you fuck a fucking chicken. (No answers required)
It’s quite common in rural America apparently.
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, admitted at the age of nine to having sex with a chicken – which in the hollows of Eastern Kentucky wasn’t all that unusual. Older boys told him that a chicken was as good as a girl – so he tried it. In his autobiography, An Unseemly Man, he writes, "I caught one of my grandmother’s hens out behind the barn, managed to insert my penis into its egg-bag, and thrust away.

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:51 pm
by Fangle
Now that is a cooperative wife. Mine would never agree to film it.

A number of years ago a friend I got pissed with said that somewhere in north England he went to an establishment where he screwed a duck. I don’t know if he was serious, but he reckoned it was pretty good.

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:53 pm
by Oxbow
Lobby wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:47 pm
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, admitted at the age of nine to having sex with a chicken – which in the hollows of Eastern Kentucky wasn’t all that unusual. Older boys told him that a chicken was as good as a girl – so he tried it. In his autobiography, An Unseemly Man, he writes, "I caught one of my grandmother’s hens out behind the barn, managed to insert my penis into its egg-bag, and thrust away.
That's one of the most romantic things I've ever read.

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:56 pm
by EnergiseR
Obviously I can see the attraction but it must make an awful racket

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:03 pm
by TB63
EnergiseR wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:56 pm Obviously I can see the attraction but it must make an awful racket
You've just described ex MrsTB...

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:21 pm
by Yeeb
This is what happens if you let second world types into Bradford, you get second course problems (3rd if it’s a tasting menu Heston style)

Re: Now thats an open Marriage

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:32 am
by dkm57
:wtf: throws a whole new Ass Pecked on

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants
'til the pheasant plucking's done