Gammons

[tabascoboy]

Not doing well in the poll for Mayor of London

[fishfoodie]

Not doing well in the poll for Mayor of London

Still doing better than Incel Fox

[Lobby]

Not doing well in the poll for Mayor of London

Still doing better than Incel Fox

To be honest, given the quality of the other candidates, I’m surprised Khan is polling as low as 51%.

[sockwithaticket]

UKIP actually put someone up with Gammons as their surname?

If I didn't know better, I'd say someone in the organisation has a sense of humour.

[Insane_Homer]

Who knew?

As well as being a regular guest on talk shows, his own daily and Prime-Time television broadcasts have been carried on over 1700 stations worldwide, with a global audience estimated at around 2 billion. He has also hosted several popular radio programmes. Peter is especially known for his use of humour to illustrate points.

An award-winning and Best-Selling Author, he has written numerous books, with millions of copies in print. His books have been translated into many other languages including Danish, Norwegian, Portuguese, Polish, Hebrew, Slovakian and Japanese.

Dr Gammons has earned BA, MA and D Min. degrees from Presbyterian Faith Theological Seminary and a PhD from Canon University, Florida. In 1996 he founded Westward College, Cambridge.

[JM2K6]

He's an absolute nutjob who believes angels talk to him.

Gammons defected from the Brexit Party in 2019 and, according to his website, he is one of the “most famous and in-demand inspirational and motivational speakers” in the world. The site adds that it is “historically documented that he has spoken to some of the largest events in history” including a rally in Manila that was attended by “four million people”.

Despite his immense global fame, nobody seems to have heard of him until he gave a speech at the UKIP conference in 2019. That was the one that was so poorly attended that even the then leader Dick Braine failed to turn up.

Gammons claims to have cured deaf and blind people around the world. In a bizarre interview with US televangelist Sid Roth in 2012, he suggested that his divine powers stemmed from a meeting with a messenger of God when he was 16. Apparently, the messenger of God pulled up in a taxi and told him to “take my healing powers to the world”, before explaining at some length that she’d been obliged to come in a taxi “because I don’t have a car”.

Gammons says he’s a former advisor to “Prime Ministers, Presidents and World Leaders” and has big plans for the “two million miles of unused tunnels” that (according to no less an authority than Peter Gammons himself) lie beneath the streets of London. Beneath the smiles, he believes “migrants are often given priority over the children of Londoners – that needs to stop” and opposes lockdowns etc.

Curiously, there’s no mention that I can find in his campaign material of his evangelical past or his literary efforts, which include a 1989 tome entitled All Preachers Great and Small.

Despite having God on his side, he will be lucky to pick up 2% of the vote.

[Lobby]

He's an absolute nutjob who believes angels talk to him.

Gammons defected from the Brexit Party in 2019 and, according to his website, he is one of the “most famous and in-demand inspirational and motivational speakers” in the world. The site adds that it is “historically documented that he has spoken to some of the largest events in history” including a rally in Manila that was attended by “four million people”.

Despite his immense global fame, nobody seems to have heard of him until he gave a speech at the UKIP conference in 2019. That was the one that was so poorly attended that even the then leader Dick Braine failed to turn up.

Gammons claims to have cured deaf and blind people around the world. In a bizarre interview with US televangelist Sid Roth in 2012, he suggested that his divine powers stemmed from a meeting with a messenger of God when he was 16. Apparently, the messenger of God pulled up in a taxi and told him to “take my healing powers to the world”, before explaining at some length that she’d been obliged to come in a taxi “because I don’t have a car”.

Gammons says he’s a former advisor to “Prime Ministers, Presidents and World Leaders” and has big plans for the “two million miles of unused tunnels” that (according to no less an authority than Peter Gammons himself) lie beneath the streets of London. Beneath the smiles, he believes “migrants are often given priority over the children of Londoners – that needs to stop” and opposes lockdowns etc.

Curiously, there’s no mention that I can find in his campaign material of his evangelical past or his literary efforts, which include a 1989 tome entitled All Preachers Great and Small.

Despite having God on his side, he will be lucky to pick up 2% of the vote.

You forgot to mention that his degrees are purchased from fake universities that aren’t accredited by the US Department for Education, and don’t actually require their ‘students’ to do any work.

[JM2K6]

Did "Presbyterian Faith Theological Seminary" not give it away??

[Insane_Homer]

... got his PhD from Canon University, Florida.

“CU is not governed by the US Department of Education… All degrees awarded are of ecclesiastical nature.”

[Insane_Homer]

founded Westward College, Cambridge

doesn't exist in the UK or US...

a Racist, serial bullshitter "Christian"

[handyman]

Great with mustard.

[Slick]

He's an absolute nutjob who believes angels talk to him.

Gammons defected from the Brexit Party in 2019 and, according to his website, he is one of the “most famous and in-demand inspirational and motivational speakers” in the world. The site adds that it is “historically documented that he has spoken to some of the largest events in history” including a rally in Manila that was attended by “four million people”.

Despite his immense global fame, nobody seems to have heard of him until he gave a speech at the UKIP conference in 2019. That was the one that was so poorly attended that even the then leader Dick Braine failed to turn up.

Gammons claims to have cured deaf and blind people around the world. In a bizarre interview with US televangelist Sid Roth in 2012, he suggested that his divine powers stemmed from a meeting with a messenger of God when he was 16. Apparently, the messenger of God pulled up in a taxi and told him to “take my healing powers to the world”, before explaining at some length that she’d been obliged to come in a taxi “because I don’t have a car”.

Gammons says he’s a former advisor to “Prime Ministers, Presidents and World Leaders” and has big plans for the “two million miles of unused tunnels” that (according to no less an authority than Peter Gammons himself) lie beneath the streets of London. Beneath the smiles, he believes “migrants are often given priority over the children of Londoners – that needs to stop” and opposes lockdowns etc.

Curiously, there’s no mention that I can find in his campaign material of his evangelical past or his literary efforts, which include a 1989 tome entitled All Preachers Great and Small.

Despite having God on his side, he will be lucky to pick up 2% of the vote.

I'm absolutely fascinated by these people who make up a completely fictional life and then live it.

We used to hold events in some really impressive buildings in London and this chap would come in, bold as brass, set up a little meeting area in the corner and conduct meetings all day. We eventually got passed an email where he was telling people it was his event and he was a member of the aristocracy who invested in projects and had links to royal familes around the world. After some very cursory research it obviously turned out to be bollocks and I called him out on an email - he then refered me to his PA, Miss Lucinda Churchill-Windsor, who amazingly wrote in exactly the same style.

[Sandstorm]

He's an absolute nutjob who believes angels talk to him.

Gammons defected from the Brexit Party in 2019 and, according to his website, he is one of the “most famous and in-demand inspirational and motivational speakers” in the world. The site adds that it is “historically documented that he has spoken to some of the largest events in history” including a rally in Manila that was attended by “four million people”.

Despite his immense global fame, nobody seems to have heard of him until he gave a speech at the UKIP conference in 2019. That was the one that was so poorly attended that even the then leader Dick Braine failed to turn up.

Gammons claims to have cured deaf and blind people around the world. In a bizarre interview with US televangelist Sid Roth in 2012, he suggested that his divine powers stemmed from a meeting with a messenger of God when he was 16. Apparently, the messenger of God pulled up in a taxi and told him to “take my healing powers to the world”, before explaining at some length that she’d been obliged to come in a taxi “because I don’t have a car”.

Gammons says he’s a former advisor to “Prime Ministers, Presidents and World Leaders” and has big plans for the “two million miles of unused tunnels” that (according to no less an authority than Peter Gammons himself) lie beneath the streets of London. Beneath the smiles, he believes “migrants are often given priority over the children of Londoners – that needs to stop” and opposes lockdowns etc.

Curiously, there’s no mention that I can find in his campaign material of his evangelical past or his literary efforts, which include a 1989 tome entitled All Preachers Great and Small.

Despite having God on his side, he will be lucky to pick up 2% of the vote.

I'm absolutely fascinated by these people who make up a completely fictional life and then live it.

We used to hold events in some really impressive buildings in London and this chap would come in, bold as brass, set up a little meeting area in the corner and conduct meetings all day. We eventually got passed an email where he was telling people it was his event and he was a member of the aristocracy who invested in projects and had links to royal familes around the world. After some very cursory research it obviously turned out to be bollocks and I called him out on an email - he then refered me to his PA, Miss Lucinda Churchill-Windsor, who amazingly wrote in exactly the same style.

Awesome

[Hal Jordan]

Not doing well in the poll for Mayor of London

Unsurprising given that Khan is holding London hostage with his Muslamic Ray gun.

[Torquemada 1420]

He's an absolute nutjob who believes angels talk to him.

Next Chief Constable of the Met then? Although dialogue with angels is a bit of a step down from a direct line to god himself.

[Lobby]

He's an absolute nutjob who believes angels talk to him.

Next Chief Constable of the Met then? Although dialogue with angels is a bit of a step down from a direct line to god himself.

It was Manchester's Chief of Police who had the direct line to God.

[Torquemada 1420]

He's an absolute nutjob who believes angels talk to him.

Next Chief Constable of the Met then? Although dialogue with angels is a bit of a step down from a direct line to god himself.

It was Manchester's Chief of Police who had the direct line to God.

Yes. I am aware it was James Anderton. Your point is?

[tabascoboy]

Gammons now polling level with Count Binface

[Insane_Homer]

and still ahead of the RECTUM candidate.

[Lobby]

and still ahead of the RECTUM candidate.

And they are all doing much worse than Niko Omilana on 5%, who is apparently a YouTube Prankster who wears children’s sunglasses and whose main policy is to force Boris Johnson to “shush”,

[robmatic]

and still ahead of the RECTUM candidate.

Is he not spending a shit-ton of (someone else's) money as well?

[Insane_Homer]

A new party set up by the actor Laurence Fox to fight Britain’s culture wars has already received £5 million in donations, he has claimed,

said the self-confessed "needlephobe" who also happens to sport more than a few Tattoos.

[Slick]

That's a tremendously poor set of candidates for one of the worlds great cities.

[Line6 HXFX]

What is the difference between someone who is an absolute nutjob and someone who still thinks if we give all the taxcuts to the rich, that wealth will trickle down (RT Davies, leader of the conservatives in the Welsh Parliament).
That you deserve it if you are poor, even if you are a child.
That Brexit is a brilliant idea, in the face of all the evidence on the contrary.
That racism doesn't exist...because they don't want it to.

And we live in a country that is owned by a tiny tiny number of families, where people think wealth creators shouldn't pay taxes, and where people ring in to phone ins saying "how many jobs do nurses create".


This country is fucking nuts. A doff capping nation, a resent'tarded nation where people need hatred, anger and resentment to get their low paid, meanspirited, miserable and stressed out behinds out of bed in the morning.

You just have to sit back and f'king laugh, and hope your laugh doesn't sound too manic.

[SaintK]

What is the difference between someone who is an absolute nutjob and someone who still thinks if we give all the taxcuts to the rich, that wealth will trickle down (RT Davies, leader of the conservatives in the Welsh Parliament).
That you deserve it if you are poor, even if you are a child.
That Brexit is a brilliant idea, in the face of all the evidence on the contrary.
That racism doesn't exist...because they don't want it to.

And we live in a country that is owned by a tiny tiny number of families, where people think wealth creators shouldn't pay taxes, and where people ring in to phone ins saying "how many jobs do nurses create".


This country is fucking nuts. A doff capping nation, a resent'tarded nation where people need hatred, anger and resentment to get their low paid, meanspirited, miserable and stressed out behinds out of bed in the morning.

You just have to sit back and f'king laugh, and hope your laugh doesn't sound too manic.

.................and a very good morning to you as well on this bright and sunny day!

[I like neeps]

https://order-order.com/2021/04/22/watc ... ine-twice/

One of the candidates drank his own piss twice and posted the video to Instagram...

[SaintK]

https://order-order.com/2021/04/22/watc ... ine-twice/

One of the candidates drank his own piss twice and posted the video to Instagram...

Well, thank goodness I've got an ad-blocker and can't read or see anytrhing on Guido

[Insane_Homer]

Looks like Gammon's have a third competitor for the race to the bottom.

[yermum]

for some reason I was inundated with vote for brian adverts on PR.

it all makes sense now...

[notfatcat]

Not the best policy put forward for tackling London's knife crime.

[Insane_Homer]

... or London Pollution....

[tabascoboy]

So far: Count Binface 1% ahead of Gammons at 0.6%, but I don't think either of them will quite make it to City Hall...