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Chilli
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sorCrer wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 6:00 pm
Chilli wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 5:36 pm
Amethyst wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 5:33 pm

Oh, FFS. You are so deep up in the ANC's arse that all that can be seen is a few white toes waving like white flags of surrender. Vokken ultra liberalist twat.
Nips it is 100% BL.
Also a big fat fucker.
You really have an issue with fat people.
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Chilli wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 6:20 am
sorCrer wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 6:00 pm
Chilli wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 5:36 pm

Nips it is 100% BL.
Also a big fat fucker.
You really have an issue with fat people.
Fat fokors are a burden on society so do us all a favour Chilli and go on a diet.
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My pa het altyd gesê jy koop nooit kos by 'n maer kok nie.
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average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 6:51 am
Chilli wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 6:20 am
sorCrer wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 6:00 pm

Also a big fat fucker.
You really have an issue with fat people.
Fat fokors are a burden on society so do us all a favour Chilli and go on a diet.
How is my carrying of a few extra kgs a burden on society?
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Chilli wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:08 am
average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 6:51 am
Chilli wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 6:20 am

You really have an issue with fat people.
Fat fokors are a burden on society so do us all a favour Chilli and go on a diet.
How is my carrying of a few extra kgs a burden on society?
I only say this because I care boet. You are more likely to end up in ICU with Covid if you're fat therefore you unnecessary take up beds that we pynapple drunkies could have used. Besides I like to think we are interweb buddies and I would really miss you if you died.
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handyman wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 6:57 am My pa het altyd gesê jy koop nooit kos by 'n maer kok nie.
'n Vet ballerina en 'n maer prokureur is selde suksesvol.
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average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:32 am
I only say this because I care boet. You are more likely to end up in ICU with Covid if you're fat therefore you unnecessary take up beds that we pynapple drunkies could have used. Besides I like to think we are interweb buddies and I would really miss you if you died.
You'll need the ICU bed because you shot your mouth off to the wrong vet boetie and he knocked your teeth out.
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My brother is a chef and he's tiny. About halve my length and weighs about as much as my one thigh. You don't have to stick your grubby short fat sausage fingers into everything to know your food is good. My brother always says unless your a pastry chef you've got no excuse being fat. He also recons pastry chefs have no business calling themselves chefs because they are nothing more than fokon bakers.
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Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:22 am
average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:32 am
I only say this because I care boet. You are more likely to end up in ICU with Covid if you're fat therefore you unnecessary take up beds that we pynapple drunkies could have used. Besides I like to think we are interweb buddies and I would really miss you if you died.
You'll need the ICU bed because you shot your mouth off to the wrong vet boetie and he knocked your teeth out.
Ah another vettie appears. The vet boetie that can knock my teeth in still has to be born. I once chased four vet boetjies into a veld fire that they caused and made them extinguish it with nothing but their trousers. Nothing kills a veld fire like a fat mans jeans. And there's nothing funnier than four fat guys running around in nothing but their underpants.
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average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:41 am
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:22 am
average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:32 am
I only say this because I care boet. You are more likely to end up in ICU with Covid if you're fat therefore you unnecessary take up beds that we pynapple drunkies could have used. Besides I like to think we are interweb buddies and I would really miss you if you died.
You'll need the ICU bed because you shot your mouth off to the wrong vet boetie and he knocked your teeth out.
Ah another vettie appears. The vet boetie that can knock my teeth in still has to be born. I once chased four vet boetjies into a veld fire that they caused and made them extinguish it with nothing but their trousers. Nothing kills a veld fire like a fat mans jeans. And there's nothing funnier than four fat guys running around in nothing but their underpants.
I forgot what a hardman you are. :yawn:
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Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:44 am
average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:41 am
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:22 am

You'll need the ICU bed because you shot your mouth off to the wrong vet boetie and he knocked your teeth out.
Ah another vettie appears. The vet boetie that can knock my teeth in still has to be born. I once chased four vet boetjies into a veld fire that they caused and made them extinguish it with nothing but their trousers. Nothing kills a veld fire like a fat mans jeans. And there's nothing funnier than four fat guys running around in nothing but their underpants.
I forgot what a hardman you are. :yawn:
I am more afraid of AJ than of Donald Trump.
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Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:44 am
average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:41 am
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:22 am

You'll need the ICU bed because you shot your mouth off to the wrong vet boetie and he knocked your teeth out.
Ah another vettie appears. The vet boetie that can knock my teeth in still has to be born. I once chased four vet boetjies into a veld fire that they caused and made them extinguish it with nothing but their trousers. Nothing kills a veld fire like a fat mans jeans. And there's nothing funnier than four fat guys running around in nothing but their underpants.
I forgot what a hardman you are. :yawn:
Man you don't know half of it. I'm probably the hardest fokor you know. I'm so hard they use my toe nail clippings to cut diamonds.
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Jeff the Bear is worried about you now. Actually that deserves a thread + poll all of its own......
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Wait? Chilli is a fatty and pastry cook? :eek:
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sorCrer wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:50 am Wait? Chilli is a fatty and pastry cook? :eek:
Only 1 out of the 2 :thumbup:
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Chilli wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:01 am
sorCrer wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:50 am Wait? Chilli is a fatty and pastry cook? :eek:
Only 1 out of the 2 :thumbup:
Chilli, you're and converted Bulls and an all around good egg. Top bloke actually.
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sorCrer wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:50 am Wait? Chilli is a fatty and pastry cook? :eek:
Show some respect to our Kaptein
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Ja Chilli is great. He shares all his good recipes with us. At this rate we'll all end up vet fokors.
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Does he look like Ollie le Roux?
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Fangle wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:22 am Does he look like Ollie le Roux?
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Fangle wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:22 am Does he look like Ollie le Roux?
Have you seen recent pics of Johan le Roux, our bench scrummie in the 1995 RWC?




He is MASSIVE.
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Fangle wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:22 am Does he look like Ollie le Roux?
I am the blonde Oliie Le Roux :grin:
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Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:30 am
Fangle wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:22 am Does he look like Ollie le Roux?
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I wouldn't be seen dead in a Stomps jersey. [that one is to small in any case]
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handyman wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:48 am
Fangle wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:22 am Does he look like Ollie le Roux?
Have you seen recent pics of Johan le Roux, our bench scrummie in the 1995 RWC?




He is MASSIVE.
Johan le Roux was a prop. He got fat eating Kiwi ears. Johan Roux was a scrummie and he looks like he swallowed Ricky Januarie.

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average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:23 pm
handyman wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:48 am
Fangle wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:22 am Does he look like Ollie le Roux?
Have you seen recent pics of Johan le Roux, our bench scrummie in the 1995 RWC?




He is MASSIVE.
Johan le Roux was a prop. He got fat eating Kiwi ears. Johan Roux was a scrummie and he looks like he swallowed Ricky Januarie.

Fixed
I stand corrected, Johan Roux.
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Why is Sandy 'Hensopper' Vagina hanging around on our Saffa thread?
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handyman wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:02 pm
average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:23 pm
handyman wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:48 am

Have you seen recent pics of Johan le Roux, our bench scrummie in the 1995 RWC?




He is MASSIVE.
Johan le Roux was a prop. He got fat eating Kiwi ears. Johan Roux was a scrummie and he looks like he swallowed Ricky Januarie.

Fixed
I stand corrected, Johan Roux.
I shared that piccies with Chillie. Did you see Big Joe lately?
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:14 pm
handyman wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:02 pm
average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:23 pm

Johan le Roux was a prop. He got fat eating Kiwi ears. Johan Roux was a scrummie and he looks like he swallowed Ricky Januarie.

Fixed
I stand corrected, Johan Roux.
I shared that piccies with Chillie. Did you see Big Joe lately?
I think at the moment Big Joe is in Costa Rica, sporting dreadlocks :lol: Seems a very free spirited one.
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Turned into a pyp slaper.
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Big Joe holding his big patata
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Johan Roux shortly before he gobbled up Greorge "4 more years" Gregan.
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Here he is again about to swallow Fourie du Preez.
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Jirre!! Wat het met Johan Roux gebeur?

:lolno:
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Big Nipper wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:33 pm Jirre!! Wat het met Johan Roux gebeur?

:lolno:
3 beers, glass of white and then a triple whiskey I suspect. :lol:
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average joe wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:32 pm Here he is again about to swallow Fourie du Preez.
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:lol: :lol: fuck
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Have a look at this article. This virus is doing more damage than reported.

https://www.news24.com/news24/southafri ... s-20200723
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Tbh I have noticed a lot more people I know that have died. I would love to blame it on the virus but in reality its probably more to do with the impact of the virus. The stress. The accidents because of being at home. That kind of thing. I don't deny people are dying of the virus. I just haven't heard of one yet.
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handyman wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:05 am Have a look at this article. This virus is doing more damage than reported.

https://www.news24.com/news24/southafri ... s-20200723
That's very concerning and I hope there are more studies and investigations to get to the bottom of it all.
Seems like it is going from bad to worse.

Either our Covid-19 Death recording is much worse than we realised, or the cost of neglecting treatments for other chronic and severe conditions is starting to become apparent.
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We have a friend who lives a few hours outside of Nairobi. She works in a boarding school and the school decided to have all teachers who are living on site tested. They went to a private firm and all 18 tests came back positive. They obvioussly suspected something and then took the same samples to the government institution and all 18 tests came back negative. None the wiser, they all decided to self-isolate and they're all fine now.
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Blake wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:04 pm
handyman wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:05 am Have a look at this article. This virus is doing more damage than reported.

https://www.news24.com/news24/southafri ... s-20200723
That's very concerning and I hope there are more studies and investigations to get to the bottom of it all.
Seems like it is going from bad to worse.

Either our Covid-19 Death recording is much worse than we realised, or the cost of neglecting treatments for other chronic and severe conditions is starting to become apparent.
Wheres doc doom? I keep on missing your post thinking that you're one of those annoying posters.
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average joe wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:51 pm Wheres doc doom? I keep on missing your post thinking that you're one of those annoying posters.
:lol:

I changed it after the Wold Cup win.
It didn't seem appropriate having the "Doom and Gloom" persona when we were riding a wave of optimism.
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