The Official Braai Thread

[FalseBayFC]

Happy Father's Day buggers! I have had the house free from 8am this morning. At 11am I had a little breakfast braai and ate a 300g porterhouse with two fried eggs on sourdough. Accompanied by a quart of Black Label. Nice and warm here so I ate it on the stoep. I haven't had a cigarette in 25 years but it would have gone down a treat after that brekkie.

[Sards]

My T bone was amazing. Couldn't find an aged piece on Saturday so settled for a fresh piece and marinated it overnight. Son threw it on blasting hot coals and it was outstanding.
Must say we couldn't find pickled green pepper so settled for Szuan peppercorns and it did the job. Fantastic fathers day overall.

[Chilli]

On Saturday night I made curried pineapple.
Yesterday we borrowed my Landlords Weber.
Stuffed and rolled a pork belly with prunes. Rubbed it with a homemade fennel & coriander seed rub.
1 hour and 15 minutes in the Weber.

Lovely smokey moist pork and sweet & spicy curried pineapple

Fucking Ace

[assfly]

Woolies is way to expensive for me.

Woolies is damn expensive but you get much better quality.

My sister shops there religiously and then complains that the cost of living in SA is so high

[handyman]

Lamb tjops, chicken sosaties and pork sausage.

Good stuff.

[assfly]

Kids party on the weekend.

Was going to braai, but couldn't be arsed so did a spag bol instead

[FalseBayFC]

Kids party on the weekend.

Was going to braai, but couldn't be arsed so did a spag bol instead

Hope you rested the mince after browning under "loosely tented foil".

[Sandstorm]

Kids party on the weekend.

Was going to braai, but couldn't be arsed so did a spag bol instead

Hope you rested the mince after browning under "loosely tented foil".

Classic

[handyman]

Kids party on the weekend.

Was going to braai, but couldn't be arsed so did a spag bol instead

Lads, this is what happens when you are afraid of your wife. Let this be a lesson of what can happen if you don't stand your ground.

Spag bol on a weekend for vark steaks.

[assfly]

Lads, this is what happens when you are afraid of your wife. Let this be a lesson of what can happen if you don't stand your ground.

Spag bol on a weekend for vark steaks.

Stand my ground? FFS this isn't the 1950s, my wife and I are equals.

13 adults and 12 kids. I'm not spending the entire afternoon slaving in front of the coals to feed 25 people and look after the kids. Slow cooked the bolognaise the night before and actually managed to spend time chatting with our friends and playing with the kids..

[Big Nipper]

Lads, this is what happens when you are afraid of your wife. Let this be a lesson of what can happen if you don't stand your ground.

Spag bol on a weekend for vark steaks.

Stand my ground? FFS this isn't the 1950s, my wife and I are equals.

13 adults and 12 kids. I'm not spending the entire afternoon slaving in front of the coals to feed 25 people and look after the kids. Slow cooked the bolognaise the night before and actually managed to spend time chatting with our friends and playing with the kids..

Absolutely concur with you. Some older Saffers really have extremely fragile sense of manhood, there is no reason to spend the whole day in front of coals for kids ffs

[handyman]

25 people, geez lads, that's 1, maybe 2 batches of wors, the smoor you could have made the night before.

Too much trouble to braai , bloody soft cocks.

[handyman]

Lads, this is what happens when you are afraid of your wife. Let this be a lesson of what can happen if you don't stand your ground.

Spag bol on a weekend for vark steaks.

Stand my ground? FFS this isn't the 1950s, my wife and I are equals.

13 adults and 12 kids. I'm not spending the entire afternoon slaving in front of the coals to feed 25 people and look after the kids. Slow cooked the bolognaise the night before and actually managed to spend time chatting with our friends and playing with the kids..

Absolutely concur with you. Some older Saffers really have extremely fragile sense of manhood, there is no reason to spend the whole day in front of coals for kids ffs

I can understand nipper's situation, he needs a bit of time to brush up on new city names in South Africa.

[Big Nipper]

25 people, geez lads, that's 1, maybe 2 batches of wors, the smoor you could have made the night before.

Too much trouble to braai , bloody soft cocks.

Ah the resident Alpha Male awakens from his meat fuelled slumber

[handyman]

25 people, geez lads, that's 1, maybe 2 batches of wors, the smoor you could have made the night before.

Too much trouble to braai , bloody soft cocks.

Ah the resident Alpha Male awakens from his meat fuelled slumber

Boet, this is the braai fred. You guys are welcome to talk about your spag bol on mumsnet.

[Big Nipper]

25 people, geez lads, that's 1, maybe 2 batches of wors, the smoor you could have made the night before.

Too much trouble to braai , bloody soft cocks.

Ah the resident Alpha Male awakens from his meat fuelled slumber

Boet, this is the braai fred. You guys are welcome to talk about your spag bol on mumsnet.

Such an alpha!!!!

[handyman]

Ah the resident Alpha Male awakens from his meat fuelled slumber

Boet, this is the braai fred. You guys are welcome to talk about your spag bol on mumsnet.

Such an alpha!!!!

It's the law of averages, I have to make up for "guys" like you and assfly.

[sorCrer]

25 people, geez lads, that's 1, maybe 2 batches of wors, the smoor you could have made the night before.

Too much trouble to braai , bloody soft cocks.

Ah the resident Alpha Male awakens from his meat fuelled slumber

Boet, this is the braai fred. You guys are welcome to talk about your spag bol on mumsnet.

Are we allowed potjies? I did a whole chicken in a potjie on Sunday afternoon.

In olive oil, I fried 2 onions, head of garlic, 3 large leeks all roughly chopped. Once softened, I deglazed with a cup of dry white wine and shot of brandy, I bunged in the chicken with a liberal amount of salt & pepper breast side down and let that cook over medium heat for an hour. Added 500ml of chicken stock, 2 big cubed (large dice size) po-ta-toes and 250g roughly chopped mushrooms and a teaspoon of chilli flake. Lid back on for another hour.

[assfly]

It's the law of averages, I have to make up for "guys" like you and assfly.

That says a lot more about you than us.

[Big Nipper]

It's the law of averages, I have to make up for "guys" like you and assfly.

That says a lot more about you than us.

It is the insecurity that gets me, like are these guys constantly scropping around like a rooster at a braai to attain dominance?

[handyman]

Ah the resident Alpha Male awakens from his meat fuelled slumber

Boet, this is the braai fred. You guys are welcome to talk about your spag bol on mumsnet.

Are we allowed potjies? I did a whole chicken in a potjie on Sunday afternoon.

In olive oil, I fried 2 onions, head of garlic, 3 large leeks all roughly chopped. Once softened, I deglazed with a cup of dry white wine and shot of brandy, I bunged in the chicken with a liberal amount of salt & pepper breast side down and let that cook over medium heat for an hour. Added 500ml of chicken stock, 2 big cubed (large dice size) po-ta-toes and 250g roughly chopped mushrooms and a teaspoon of chilli flake. Lid back on for another hour.

Potjies are fine boet and I must say that one sounds good. You are okay for a blou bul.

[handyman]

It's the law of averages, I have to make up for "guys" like you and assfly.

That says a lot more about you than us.

It is the insecurity that gets me, like are these guys constantly scropping around like a rooster at a braai to attain dominance?

Not at all boet, I just happen to love it.

[sorCrer]

Concerning because my girlfriend often does the braai from start to finish. Even the cheese & tom broodtjies.

[assfly]

Concerning because my girlfriend often does the braai from start to finish. Even the cheese & tom broodtjies.

Careful, you will be judged by the gatekeeper.

[handyman]

Concerning because my girlfriend often does the braai from start to finish. Even the cheese & tom broodtjies.

Careful, you will be judged by the gatekeeper.

Don't be a Jannie Jammergat, rather upskill yourself

I'm impressed by sorCrer's girlfriend, she didn't break up with him when she tasted his braaivleis, she simply learned to braai. She'll be welcome at my braai any day of the week

[Sards]

Boet, this is the braai fred. You guys are welcome to talk about your spag bol on mumsnet.

Such an alpha!!!!

It's the law of averages, I have to make up for "guys" like you and assfly.

Buy him a microwave

[Chilli]

Concerning because my girlfriend often does the braai from start to finish. Even the cheese & tom broodtjies.

Careful, you will be judged by the gatekeeper.

Don't be a Jannie Jammergat, rather upskill yourself

I'm impressed by sorCrer's girlfriend, she didn't break up with him when she tasted his braaivleis, she simply learned to braai. She'll be welcome at my braai any day of the week

Hey!
Go buy your own Russian bride.

Sauce bought and paid for one who was ready trained to braai.

[handyman]

Such an alpha!!!!

It's the law of averages, I have to make up for "guys" like you and assfly.

Buy him a microwave

I think he owns 2 already

[handyman]

Careful, you will be judged by the gatekeeper.

Don't be a Jannie Jammergat, rather upskill yourself

I'm impressed by sorCrer's girlfriend, she didn't break up with him when she tasted his braaivleis, she simply learned to braai. She'll be welcome at my braai any day of the week

Hey!
Go buy your own Russian bride.

Sauce bought and paid for one who was ready trained to braai.

He'll get his tjoppie no matter what the price may be.

[Blake]

It's the law of averages, I have to make up for "guys" like you and assfly.

That says a lot more about you than us.

It is the insecurity that gets me, like are these guys constantly scropping around like a rooster at a braai to attain dominance?

Much dick. So swing. Many manly.

[Chilli]

That says a lot more about you than us.

It is the insecurity that gets me, like are these guys constantly scropping around like a rooster at a braai to attain dominance?

Much dick. So swing. Many manly.

This

[handyman]

That's it lads, circle the wagons!

[Sards]

That's it lads, circle the wagons!

As soon as you move to Elite you get a target on your back. But you don't get there unless you are thick skinned.

[Chilli]

That's it lads, circle the wagons!

As soon as you move to Elite you get a target on your back. But you don't get there unless you are thick skinned.

The list of SA's "elite" posters is
Handyman
Rinkals
Green Light Echo


Who else?

[Big Nipper]

That's it lads, circle the wagons!

As soon as you move to Elite you get a target on your back. But you don't get there unless you are thick skinned.

The list of SA's "elite" posters is
Handyman
Rinkals
Green Light Echo


Who else?

eight eye

[Big Nipper]

That's it lads, circle the wagons!

[Sards]

Oh my word....

Handyman don't let the wannabee's beat you down.

[Chilli]

As soon as you move to Elite you get a target on your back. But you don't get there unless you are thick skinned.

The list of SA's "elite" posters is
Handyman
Rinkals
Green Light Echo


Who else?

eight eye

Listed twice above

[handyman]

It's all good fun sards, but yeah, a few of us on here seems more like numsnet posters, even our esteemed cap is frothing at the mouth.

Not sure why they want to torpedo the braai fred tho.

[Sards]

It's all good fun sards, but yeah, a few of us on here seems more like numsnet posters, even our esteemed cap is frothing at the mouth.

Not sure why they want to torpedo the braai fred tho.

Yeah....move it to the Saffer thread handyman. No bullying of posters on the braai threae