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Who the fuck is this Salt Bae?...
I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
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1 steak, 16 puddings? Chicks wot lunch.
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Salt Bae!!!
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Fucking bonkers!!! Looking forward to Jay Rayner or Grace Dent reviewing it
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-sty ... 264.html
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Sandstorm wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:22 am 1 steak, 16 puddings? Chicks wot lunch.
Was just thinking the same. Where are the bloody mains?
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£850 for a steak!
For that price, I'd have wanted to buy the calf, rear it and fuck it first..
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They ordered a bottle of wine worth £20k and complained about the bill :roll:
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Who TF eats steak with mash?

Even worse who then adds a 10k bottle of wine to steak and mash?
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TB63 wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:45 am £850 for a steak!
For that price, I'd have wanted to buy the calf, rear it and fuck it first..
I hope the farmer is getting his cut.
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SaintK wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:32 am Salt Bae!!!
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Fucking bonkers!!! Looking forward to Jay Rayner or Grace Dent reviewing it
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-sty ... 264.html
The Standard’s reviewer wasn’t impressed either:

“ £50 cappuccinos, limp sushi and the capital’s worst burger … This vibeless business lounge is categorically a bad restaurant“
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Sandstorm wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:22 am 1 steak, 16 puddings? Chicks wot lunch.
20 puddings, you missed the 4 baklavas covered in gold leaf.

I’m guessing there were 5 people dining, and they had 4 baklavas each, while also polishing off 5 bottles of wine.
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sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am They ordered a bottle of wine worth £20k and complained about the bill :roll:
Priced not worth!!!
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Its effectively "stupid" tax ,for stupid people who have more money than sense.
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SaintK wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:10 am
sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am They ordered a bottle of wine worth £20k and complained about the bill :roll:
Priced not worth!!!
Two bottles at £9,950 a piece. Bargain.
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Ata Rangi wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:11 am
SaintK wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:10 am
sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am They ordered a bottle of wine worth £20k and complained about the bill :roll:
Priced not worth!!!
Two bottles at £9,950 a piece. Bargain.
The mark ups on the wine are stratospheric. Plus 15% service. Still, I'm sure the twats who paid through the nose for that lot were happy
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SaintK wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:10 am
sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am They ordered a bottle of wine worth £20k and complained about the bill :roll:
Priced not worth!!!
Sorry, poor choice of words. My point was that they saw on the wine list how much it was and ordered it anyway, then complained about it on instagram
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sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 4:46 pm
SaintK wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:10 am
sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am They ordered a bottle of wine worth £20k and complained about the bill :roll:
Priced not worth!!!
Sorry, poor choice of words. My point was that they saw on the wine list how much it was and ordered it anyway, then complained about it on instagram
I expect they ordered the most expensive wines on the menu with the express intention of racking up a huge bill which they could then stick up on instagram and pretend to be outraged about.
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Something is going massively wrong in this world
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Yeah

It's capitalism
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Got a horrendous bill from a Verbier skiing trip.

Many bottles of Louis Roderer Cristal plus Beluga caviar.

I had to creep home and hide the evidence from the former Management.
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SaintK wrote:146575 time=1634376722 user_id=174]
Salt Bae!!!
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Fucking bonkers!!! Looking forward to Jay Rayner or Grace Dent reviewing it
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-sty ... 264.html
Rayner has ‘reviewed’ by refusing to go there, and instead sit outside with a kebab.

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/o ... steakhouse

He describes Salt Bae’s signature move with the salt as being like Rod Hull’s Emu, bare naked and disgracing himself by vomiting down his own neck
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Lobby wrote: Sun Oct 17, 2021 10:33 am
Rayner has ‘reviewed’ by refusing to go there, and instead sit outside with a kebab.

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/o ... steakhouse

He describes Salt Bae’s signature move with the salt as being like Rod Hull’s Emu, bare naked and disgracing himself by vomiting down his own neck
Read it earlier :thumbup:
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TB63 wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:20 am FBvYuaCWQAEVAg-.png


Who the fuck is this Salt Bae?...
I knew nothing about him until I saw this thread. On first appearances he would seem like the typical wanker who resides in the world of influencers and social media posers, but having read that he put his money into a new school in his home town I think good luck to him. Plus there's something enviable in getting very rich people to part with ridiculous amounts of money because "it's a bit of fun".

It reminds me of an Irish (I think) photographer who got famous for selling a photo of a potato for 1 million bucks/Euros/whatever. He's sought out by the ludicrously wealthy Silicon Valley elite to take their corporate headshots at $250k a piece, and openly states it only takes him about 5 minutes to get the job done.
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