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Where goats go to escape
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Wow
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Clucking hell
All the money you made will never buy back your soul
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Truly a fowl story.
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As you were I thought it was a Mark Francois thread
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How the fuck do you fuck a fucking chicken. (No answers required)
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BnM wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:47 pm How the fuck do you fuck a fucking chicken. (No answers required)
You want videos instead?
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What came first the chicken or.........................never mind.
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The Druid wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:07 pm What came first the chicken or.........................never mind.
:clap: :clap:
I drink and I forget things.
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Mmm mmm...

Spit roast....
I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
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BnM wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:47 pm How the fuck do you fuck a fucking chicken. (No answers required)
It’s quite common in rural America apparently.
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, admitted at the age of nine to having sex with a chicken – which in the hollows of Eastern Kentucky wasn’t all that unusual. Older boys told him that a chicken was as good as a girl – so he tried it. In his autobiography, An Unseemly Man, he writes, "I caught one of my grandmother’s hens out behind the barn, managed to insert my penis into its egg-bag, and thrust away.
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Now that is a cooperative wife. Mine would never agree to film it.

A number of years ago a friend I got pissed with said that somewhere in north England he went to an establishment where he screwed a duck. I don’t know if he was serious, but he reckoned it was pretty good.
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Lobby wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:47 pm
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, admitted at the age of nine to having sex with a chicken – which in the hollows of Eastern Kentucky wasn’t all that unusual. Older boys told him that a chicken was as good as a girl – so he tried it. In his autobiography, An Unseemly Man, he writes, "I caught one of my grandmother’s hens out behind the barn, managed to insert my penis into its egg-bag, and thrust away.
That's one of the most romantic things I've ever read.
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Obviously I can see the attraction but it must make an awful racket
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EnergiseR wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:56 pm Obviously I can see the attraction but it must make an awful racket
You've just described ex MrsTB...
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This is what happens if you let second world types into Bradford, you get second course problems (3rd if it’s a tasting menu Heston style)
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:wtf: throws a whole new Ass Pecked on

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants
'til the pheasant plucking's done
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