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Kiwias wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:57 pm
Tichtheid wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:47 pm
Kiwias wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:40 pm Image

For some reason that made me think of the line,

"Do these jeans make my bum look big?"

"No, it's the chocolate that does that"
You are a braver man than me if that was your answer.

I always assumed that these sort of lines were dreamed up by men in braces and white shirts with the sleeves rolled up, writing comedy in smoke-filled rooms.
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Niegs
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Not an Mat the Ex-Pat callout at all!

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:lol:
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Anything for the perfect shot! :eek:

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If you weren't aware of this, she's actually his ex. :clap:

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Dick move :thumbdown:
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Sandstorm wrote: Mon Dec 13, 2021 8:11 pm Dick move :thumbdown:
tbf, it seems that she dumped him and rumour is she found out he was banging a teammate’s missus (who also ended up splitting). If true, fudge him.
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Niegs wrote: Mon Dec 13, 2021 5:58 pm If you weren't aware of this, she's actually his ex. :clap:

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Pointless unless we know whether or not he missed the shot.
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Niegs wrote: Fri Dec 10, 2021 8:27 pm Not an Mat the Ex-Pat callout at all!

Well, you know, it's related to height.... :crazy:
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mat the expat wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 2:05 am
Well, you know, it's related to height.... :crazy:
The length of one's sword or their penis? :grin:

(A neighbour in uni is 6'7" and, when really drunk, used to complain about having a small member, so I guess it's about the sword. :lol: )
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Niegs wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 3:53 am
mat the expat wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 2:05 am
Well, you know, it's related to height.... :crazy:
The length of one's sword or their penis? :grin:

(A neighbour in uni is 6'7" and, when really drunk, used to complain about having a small member, so I guess it's about the sword. :lol: )
Can neither confirm or deny :spin
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“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”
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“This gay tree….”
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Entish porn

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I shouldn't but :lol:
“It was a pet, not an animal. It had a name, you don't eat things with names, this is horrific!”
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A big "nooooope" from me!

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Niegs wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:29 pm A big "nooooope" from me!

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Yea, I hate 2 tone shoes
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Happyhooker wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:52 pm
Niegs wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:29 pm A big "nooooope" from me!

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Yea, I hate 2 tone shoes
Haha ... they're the one thing I approve of!
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Bummer :lol:
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Niegs wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:03 pm
Happyhooker wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:52 pm
Niegs wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:29 pm A big "nooooope" from me!

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Yea, I hate 2 tone shoes
Haha ... they're the one thing I approve of!
It's the suspenders you hate, right?
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Kiwias wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 1:27 am
It's the suspenders you hate, right?
And high waisted trousers and short, wide ties. White belts!
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For that holiday over indulgence, try a tape worm!

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Some poor bugger in Northland went fishing in the Kaipara Harbour on Boxing day - looking for snapper or at best a nice kingfish.

This is what he got

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I drink and I forget things.
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"Cheers! Happy new year, you German bastard! Remember this whack!"
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Not sure where to put this. Is there anything more glorious than Percy Montgomery with his receding hairline, beach muscles, botox and flowing peroxide locks?

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FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:10 am Not sure where to put this. Is there anything more glorious than Percy Montgomery with his receding hairline, beach muscles, botox and flowing peroxide locks?

You would be hard pressed to work out which one was the prop
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My deck this afternoon. :cool:

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FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:10 am Not sure where to put this. Is there anything more glorious than Percy Montgomery with his receding hairline, beach muscles, botox and flowing peroxide locks?

He looks like a mercenary from an 80s action film.
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Niegs wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:48 am My deck this afternoon. :cool:

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Very good, Niegs.
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sockwithaticket wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:46 am
FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:10 am Not sure where to put this. Is there anything more glorious than Percy Montgomery with his receding hairline, beach muscles, botox and flowing peroxide locks?

He looks like a mercenary from an 80s action film.
An albino klingon.
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Enzedder wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:39 am Image
Schoolboy error from the ref. That repeated mantra was supposed to be an inner monlogue to remind himself no matter what, not to penalise McCaw, not something to be chanted out loud.
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Enzedder wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:39 am Image
The sheer arrogance of not acknowledging the opposition also has a player with 7 on his back.
Chris Jack, 67 test All Black - "I was voted most useless and laziest cunt in the English Premiership two years on the trot"
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