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GogLais
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A pack of two little jars of chutney, which I won't be eating anyway, not that they were to know that. And they left the £4.49 sticker on it.
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Slick
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A soap on a rope. Really.
All the money you made will never buy back your soul
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Tichtheid
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Slick wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:21 pm A soap on a rope. Really.
Ironic Retro-Cool?
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Slick
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Tichtheid wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:02 pm
Slick wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:21 pm A soap on a rope. Really.
Ironic Retro-Cool?
From my mum so I don’t think so!
All the money you made will never buy back your soul
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Happyhooker
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Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard
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Ymx
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Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard
:clap: :clap: Winner so far.
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fishfoodie
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Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard
You can use it on your nether regions; & make sure they know your pubes now look immaculate
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Sandstorm
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Location: England

Ymx wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:11 pm
Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard
:clap: :clap: Winner so far.
100% re-gift. Cheapskates.
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TB63
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Location: Tinopolis

Breast implants voucher..
My ability to remember 70s lyrics far outweighs my ability to remember what the fuck I walked into the kitchen for..
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SaintK
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Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard
Aftershave
I do have a beard
Swap?
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sefton
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Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard
Fuck off, Gimli, of course you have a beard.
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sefton
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TB63 wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:45 pm Breast implants voucher..
That’s an open goal even I’m ashamed to score.
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Dinsdale Piranha
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Happyhooker wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:09 pm Beard oil and grooming set.

I do not have a beard
They just assumed that you did because everybody else in to craft beer does.
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GogLais
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Slick wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:21 pm A soap on a rope. Really.
I’d kill for a soap on a rope.
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TB63
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sefton wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:50 pm
TB63 wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:45 pm Breast implants voucher..
That’s an open goal even I’m ashamed to score.
You're slacking now you're married..
My ability to remember 70s lyrics far outweighs my ability to remember what the fuck I walked into the kitchen for..
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Enzedder
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Location: Hamilton NZ

A pair of swimming togs. No pool, I don't go to the beach.
I drink and I forget things.
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