The OFFICIAL Armageddon Thread

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Plato’sCave
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So as we’re all so obviously living in the end times I’ve made a handy list of the likely candidates for our demise. This is no particular order and I make no claims that any of these cannot occur concurrently.

Global Pandemic
Locust Swarms
Three Days of Darkness
Rising Sea Levels
Man Made Climate Change
Seas and rivers turning to blood
Boils
Mark of the Beast
Nuclear Meltdowns
Wormwood
Nuclear War
Mega flash lightning
Magnetosphere collapse
Dead Rising
Faulty Vaccine
Bats
Earth Crust Displacement
Verneshot
Supervolcano Eruption
Niburu
Comet Impact
Asteroid impact
AI becomes self aware and wipes us out after reading the Irish rugby thread on the old board.
Pole Reversal
True Polar Wander
Grand Solar Minimum
X Class Flare
MicroNova
Global Flood
Alien Invasion
Acid Rain
Dogs and cats living together
Mass hysteria

If you want to add any more then feel free, and remember to reuse or recycle your plastic bag.
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Hal Jordan
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The codez.
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Ali Cadoo
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To expound upon your last two points a little further: 'crossing the streams'.
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Nanotech glooping
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Plato’sCave
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Biffer wrote: Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:34 pmNanotech glooping
Good call, forgot that one.
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Earth gets sucked into a supermassive black hole.
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Plim
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tabascoboy wrote: Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:54 pm Earth gets sucked into a supermassive black hole.
Or we make our own tiny black hole and it eats everything: https://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/29/scie ... lider.html
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