Yesterday morning, while sitting down for breakfast at a local restaurant, I was accosted by a "gentleman" wearing an old & dirty pink golf shirt with Game printed where the pocket used to be. As much as I tried to avoid him, I couldn't get away.
He obviously recognized me as I am dashingly good looking, medium height, blond and share the same physique as Asenathi Ntlabakanye.
Not wanting to be rude, I engaged in conversation with this chap, and he gave me his business card . I was not aware that he was Vacuum Cleaner Salesperson of the Year 2014 -2019 and Mattress Sales Person Of The Year 2017.
We contacted each other in the afternoon and have decided to have the FIRST EVER :GQEBERHA CABAL on the weekend of 29 / 30 January 2022.
Come One , Come All!
Place: TBA
There will be a fire and meat will be braaied.
Nipper, it was nice meeting you! I look forward to the braai!
Gqeberha Cabal!
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Did he look like a PR weirdo?
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Yes, we areassfly wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 7:19 am Aren't you two the only two posters in Gqeberha?
Perhaps you can livestream it so we can all enjoy the craic.

We could do that, but it would mean that certain of the PR wierdo's could join, and we wouldn't want that.
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Its a pity Handyman couldn't go so that BN could bully him about his cricket knowledge.
Handyman is more than welcome to come to the Cabal.FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 8:56 am Its a pity Handyman couldn't go so that BN could bully him about his cricket knowledge.
Gqeberha [formally Port Elizabeth] is known as The Friendly City for good reason!
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Will there be boerewors from the Newton Park Spar?
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The only thing from Newton Park Spar will be toilet paper.
Only the finest wors from Perridgevale butchery will be served
Correct.Big Nipper wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 9:10 amThe only thing from Newton Park Spar will be toilet paper.
Only the finest wors from Perridgevale butchery will be served
Beers will be from Prestons.
Whine from the Western Province.
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I'll ask for a demo from one of my Saffer students.
He explained Schwalk to me - which was enlightening

Damn I am jealous of you Chilli. You are so lucky.Chilli wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 9:19 amCorrect.Big Nipper wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 9:10 amThe only thing from Newton Park Spar will be toilet paper.
Only the finest wors from Perridgevale butchery will be served
Beers will be from Prestons.
Whine from the Western Province.
FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 8:56 am Its a pity Handyman couldn't go so that BN could bully him about his cricket knowledge.

Springboks, Stormers and WP supporter.
Eish, bit far for me.Chilli wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 9:02 amHandyman is more than welcome to come to the Cabal.FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 8:56 am Its a pity Handyman couldn't go so that BN could bully him about his cricket knowledge.
Gqeberha [formally Port Elizabeth] is known as The Friendly City for good reason!
Springboks, Stormers and WP supporter.