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Biffer
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They seem to be really pushing on with this.

Headliners so far are Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle and Sharon Osborne

Should probably be renamed Cunt TV
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
Slick
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Biffer wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:43 am They seem to be really pushing on with this.

Headliners so far are Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle and Sharon Osborne

Should probably be renamed Cunt TV
funnily enough I am staring the the ST Magazine with Osborne on the front under the headline "I don't want to be judged" :lolno:
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Biffer
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Slick wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:46 am
Biffer wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:43 am They seem to be really pushing on with this.

Headliners so far are Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle and Sharon Osborne

Should probably be renamed Cunt TV
funnily enough I am staring the the ST Magazine with Osborne on the front under the headline "I don't want to be judged" :lolno:
To be fair, she's just a desperate cunt. Kyle is a truly awful cunt and Morgan is a fucking thundercunt.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
Biffer
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I forgot about Tim Newton Dunn or whatever the fuck his name is, who is a prissy little cunt, and Julia Hatley Brewcunt, who is a slimy gelatinous cunt. And James Whale, who's the cuntfather
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
Slick
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Biffer wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:48 am
Slick wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:46 am
Biffer wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:43 am They seem to be really pushing on with this.

Headliners so far are Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle and Sharon Osborne

Should probably be renamed Cunt TV
funnily enough I am staring the the ST Magazine with Osborne on the front under the headline "I don't want to be judged" :lolno:
To be fair, she's just a desperate cunt. Kyle is a truly awful cunt and Morgan is a fucking thundercunt.
Yes, I'd agree with that order of cuntery
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Biffer wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:48 am
Slick wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:46 am
Biffer wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:43 am They seem to be really pushing on with this.

Headliners so far are Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle and Sharon Osborne

Should probably be renamed Cunt TV
funnily enough I am staring the the ST Magazine with Osborne on the front under the headline "I don't want to be judged" :lolno:
To be fair, she's just a desperate cunt. Kyle is a truly awful cunt and Morgan is a fucking thundercunt.

Yep, it can't fail to succeed.
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Kawazaki wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:10 am
Biffer wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:48 am
Slick wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:46 am

funnily enough I am staring the the ST Magazine with Osborne on the front under the headline "I don't want to be judged" :lolno:
To be fair, she's just a desperate cunt. Kyle is a truly awful cunt and Morgan is a fucking thundercunt.

Yep, it can't fail to succeed.
Which Cnut is funding all this Cnut Talk tv? Is this running in competition to GB cnut News? Are there enough cnuts around to make both these channels viable? Asking for a friend.
Biffer
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dpedin wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 11:26 am
Kawazaki wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:10 am
Biffer wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:48 am

To be fair, she's just a desperate cunt. Kyle is a truly awful cunt and Morgan is a fucking thundercunt.

Yep, it can't fail to succeed.
Which Cnut is funding all this Cnut Talk tv? Is this running in competition to GB cnut News? Are there enough cnuts around to make both these channels viable? Asking for a friend.
It's funded by the ubercunt. Rupert Murdoch.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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It appears CuntTV isn’t quite as popular as Murdoch might have hoped.

Morgan’s first show on Monday night attracted 316,000 viewers, but by Thursday this had plummeted to 117,000.

In the same period, Tom Newton Dunn’s news show dropped from 54,000 to just 14,000 and Sharon Osborne’s show on Wednesday managed just 9,700 viewers.
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I can’t believe 117,000 people would want to watch that preening, narcissistic twat.
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The Daily Mail is still the most popular paper in the UK, its free online readership is also massive.

Is it any wonder people think there is money to be made, in catering for a reactionary ignorant bunch of right wing resent'tarded cunts, and people addicted to 3 minute hate and doffcaping people with posh voices and double barrelled names?

Ultimztely though they don't care how many people watch, as long as they have outlets feeding whatever distracting narrative they have going this week.
Our distracted, hateful asses didn't tax the depraved fuckers until they had to flee the country last week, and we probably won't next week.
That is all they care about and what the rich are in the media game for.
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just the advert with Morgan in it has me shouting "FUCK OFF!" at the TV and reaching for the remote.
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From the Guardian:

Rupert Murdoch’s talkTV television channel has been rated as having “zero viewers” during primetime broadcasts, as the new television channel struggles to attract an audience despite signing up Piers Morgan as a presenter.

The News Desk, the channel’s hour-long political show hosted by Tom Newton Dunn, did not register a single viewer for half of its Tuesday evening broadcast. Although this does not rule out the possibility that some people were watching somewhere in the UK, it means the television audience was so small that it was not picked up by official rating agency, the Broadcasters’ Audience Research Board.

The audience for Morgan’s flagship 8pm evening show also collapsed from an average of 317,000 viewers on its launch night to 62,000 viewers a week later – a fall of 80%
.”

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So when it fails will that be final stake through the heart for that truly awful carrion eating cunt Rebekah Brooks?
“It was a pet, not an animal. It had a name, you don't eat things with names, this is horrific!”
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Lobby wrote: Wed May 04, 2022 9:04 pm From the Guardian:

Rupert Murdoch’s talkTV television channel has been rated as having “zero viewers” during primetime broadcasts, as the new television channel struggles to attract an audience because of signing up Piers Morgan as a presenter.

The News Desk, the channel’s hour-long political show hosted by Tom Newton Dunn, did not register a single viewer for half of its Tuesday evening broadcast. Although this does not rule out the possibility that some people were watching somewhere in the UK, it means the television audience was so small that it was not picked up by official rating agency, the Broadcasters’ Audience Research Board.

The audience for Morgan’s flagship 8pm evening show also collapsed from an average of 317,000 viewers on its launch night to 62,000 viewers a week later – a fall of 80%
.”

:lol: :lol:
Fixed the article.
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