
Where Did I put My Glasses
Some time after she said Hello to the third person she doesn't know.Enzedder wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 10:59 pm I cannot find mine but I have found the good lady's. I wonder when she realised that she has gone to work with my glasses?
She drove to work and still didn't notice.
Anyway
I drink and I forget things.
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Still got her slaving away to feed your habits eh?Enzedder wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 10:59 pm I cannot find mine but I have found the good lady's. I wonder when she realised that she has gone to work with my glasses?

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Enzedder = professor branestawm and I claim my £5
If you wear your wife’s glasses for any length of time you get a much greater ability to see all the things you haven’t done yet and with the things you have done how you could have done them so much better if only you had tried harder.Dan54 wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 7:19 am Well I have slipped my wife's glasses on a couple of time NZer. Then wondered why things weren't quite right, hell they don't even fit me properly!![]()
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“It was a pet, not an animal. It had a name, you don't eat things with names, this is horrific!”
The silly bugger drove to work, did 2 hours and felt funny so drove home.
Then when I asked about the glasses she realised why she felt all giddy.
Silly bugger. I keep telling her to retire but I think she doesn't want to be bored all day
Then when I asked about the glasses she realised why she felt all giddy.
Silly bugger. I keep telling her to retire but I think she doesn't want to be bored all day
I drink and I forget things.
PCPhil wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 7:46 amIf you wear your wife’s glasses for any length of time you get a much greater ability to see all the things you haven’t done yet and with the things you have done how you could have done them so much better if only you had tried harder.Dan54 wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 7:19 am Well I have slipped my wife's glasses on a couple of time NZer. Then wondered why things weren't quite right, hell they don't even fit me properly!![]()
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Really? I'm genuinely thinking of getting rid of mine as I don't need them to readGogLais wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 7:57 am Varifocals transformed my life, being able to wear the same pair all day. No more “Have you seen my glasses?” being greeted by Ms GL’s withering scorn.
The optician insisted I'd need them, but I put my (old prescription) single lenses on the other day and I think I'd prefer to go back to that
I’ve needed readers for decades and a few years ago I realised that the whole world was a bit of a blur. I was constantly swapping from one set to another, which was a real pain.Happyhooker wrote: Thu May 05, 2022 8:22 pmReally? I'm genuinely thinking of getting rid of mine as I don't need them to readGogLais wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 7:57 am Varifocals transformed my life, being able to wear the same pair all day. No more “Have you seen my glasses?” being greeted by Ms GL’s withering scorn.
The optician insisted I'd need them, but I put my (old prescription) single lenses on the other day and I think I'd prefer to go back to that
If I am doing a lot of computer work I wear "interview" glasses which are good to about 2 metres.
Otherwise I am a full on graduated lens man apart from when the good lady wears them - wouldn't change for quids.
Otherwise I am a full on graduated lens man apart from when the good lady wears them - wouldn't change for quids.
I drink and I forget things.