Week 4 : England v New Zealand

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I mean this is all terrible for England but that scrum :eek:
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England's set piece isn't ideal at the moment.
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Some very odd reffing. Why call that not straight?
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Flatman is right..NZ playing with Englands wingers here
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STFU Snecky
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Wrong move to go to wing, again. We are useless.
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Absolutely cretinous play at the scrum. Solid ball, let's sit there and look at it, then try some blind side move.

JVP probably getting the hook at half time, and rightly so, he's badly muffed this.
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Jvp is slower than Youngs!!!,,!,!
I am struggling to find a worst performance ever by an England player than jvp
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Another JVP fuck up. What is he doing?
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PCPhil wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:11 pm Jvp is slower than Youngs!!!,,!,!
He's playing at club speed; why ? .... because the Eddiot wasted 20x caps on Youngs, that should have gone to finding & developing a replacement.
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Telea is really strong, punches way above his weight
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Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:12 pm Another JVP fuck up. What is he doing?
Feeling really sorry for the lad.
Can't do anything right.
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Half time might come at the right time for Faz to get his ankle right.
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fishfoodie wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:13 pm
PCPhil wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:11 pm Jvp is slower than Youngs!!!,,!,!
He's playing at club speed; why ? .... because the Eddiot wasted 20x caps on Youngs, that should have gone to finding & developing a replacement.
Maybe but he has shat the bed here.
England in attack early he kicks a moronic ball like his brain is shit
Beautiful pass for 1st nz try
Slow to pick and kick
Wrong decisions when has time.

He has been terrible. It’s going to take a lot for him to recover this appalling display. He’s been NZs best player.
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Bring back Youngs.
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Nowhere near enough of a lead at HT. Should be easy for England to mow that down once they get a roll on.
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PCPhil wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:11 pm Jvp is slower than Youngs!!!,,!,!
I am struggling to find a worst performance ever by an England player than jvp
Ugo Monye against Argentina?
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Gumboot wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:19 pm Nowhere near enough of a lead at HT. Should be easy for England to mow that down once they get a roll on.
Have you seen us before? We don't score freely and consequently we don't do well when behind.
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Picking poor old Simmonds at 6 looks like another Jones selection triumph.
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Why do England bother picking Marcus Smith. They just seem to use him as the shite kid who turns up training every week so gets a game. There doesn’t seem to be any plan to get him in the game, rarely takes at first receiver. It’s completely baffling
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Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:17 pm Bring back Youngs.
I suppose Good AIDS is better than Bad AIDS.
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Oh dear, I missed the start of the match so didn't see the intercept pass for the first try.
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Lobby wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:20 pm
PCPhil wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:11 pm Jvp is slower than Youngs!!!,,!,!
I am struggling to find a worst performance ever by an England player than jvp
Ugo Monye against Argentina?
Has he been that bad? Ive only been half watching whilst cooking the kids dinner
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Well, I am researching my family history looking for Irish roots er….begorrah.

The only positive is that NZ might think they’re world beating after this.
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Dan Carter is still a gorgeous man.
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Slick wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:24 pm
Lobby wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:20 pm
PCPhil wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:11 pm Jvp is slower than Youngs!!!,,!,!
I am struggling to find a worst performance ever by an England player than jvp
Ugo Monye against Argentina?
Has he been that bad? Ive only been half watching whilst cooking the kids dinner
Yes.
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The worst thing about this is that Youngs will now be unchallenged until the RWC. This is very, very hard to watch
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Slick wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:24 pm
Lobby wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:20 pm
PCPhil wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:11 pm Jvp is slower than Youngs!!!,,!,!
I am struggling to find a worst performance ever by an England player than jvp
Ugo Monye against Argentina?
Has he been that bad? Ive only been half watching whilst cooking the kids dinner
He’s done nothing right yet, and plenty that’s wrong.
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Slick wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:23 pm Why do England bother picking Marcus Smith. They just seem to use him as the shite kid who turns up training every week so gets a game. There doesn’t seem to be any plan to get him in the game, rarely takes at first receiver. It’s completely baffling
If they're going to waste him the way they do, I'd rather he's back at Quins.

Unfortunately, unlike Ford, he doesn't have the experience/gravitas to tell Farrell to get the fuck out of the 10 channel and let him do his job.
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They cant let Jones stay if England win 1 out of 4 in the AN series surely? If they do, that tells you everything you need to know about them.
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ASMO wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:30 pm They cant let Jones stay if England win 1 out of 4 in the AN series surely? If they do, that tells you everything you need to know about them.
You conceding the SA game without a shot being fired? :eh:
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Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:32 pm
ASMO wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:30 pm They cant let Jones stay if England win 1 out of 4 in the AN series surely? If they do, that tells you everything you need to know about them.
You conceding the SA game without a shot being fired? :eh:
Hands up who thinks England will beat SA?
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ASMO wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:33 pm
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:32 pm
ASMO wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:30 pm They cant let Jones stay if England win 1 out of 4 in the AN series surely? If they do, that tells you everything you need to know about them.
You conceding the SA game without a shot being fired? :eh:
Hands up who thinks England will beat SA?
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Nice from Smith
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White white line fever. Very poor.
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Scotland-level brainless
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All Blacks have this under control. Now we need the Wallabies to fire.
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Was he onside?
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:40 pm It's actually quite a poor game with regard to momentum killing errors
NZ have been poor since first 10 minutes, but England have been much much worse.
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Nice. Play a FB with zero pace and pay the price.
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