Christmas Drinks

Where goats go to escape
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sockwithaticket
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 1:09 pm How fucked up have you got ?

20 points for pooing your pants
10 for wee
5 for missing pants
5 for missing tooth
3 for a fight
2 for waking up in strange place
2 for animal in house you don't own
1 for vomit
1 for unexplained bruising

I'm on 8
These make up your 8 presumably?

5 for missing pants
2 for waking up in strange place
1 for unexplained bruising
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Ymx
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:lol: :lol:

Indeed, 8 points in the one night.
Biffer
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Not on that list but I nearly got into a fight at the taxi rank on Thursday. Guy jumps the queue then squares up to me cos I called him out on it.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Hal Jordan
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Specifically Christmas? 0

All other times? 1
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laurent
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Skipped it it was on the same day as My Rugby school. I did have a Guinness though after we got the kids out of the club house
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Insane_Homer
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In 14 years at my co, only been to 3 xmas doos. hated all of them. Missed the last train home after one and spent £90 on an Uber.

Score: 0

At one, I arrived ~7pm to find a legless colleague being helped out of the venue by the security staff :oops:
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Tichtheid
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I wonder if anyone has scored the full 50 in the one night?
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Sards
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 1:09 pm How fucked up have you got ?

20 points for pooing your pants
10 for wee
5 for missing pants
5 for missing tooth
3 for a fight
2 for waking up in strange place
2 for animal in house you don't own
1 for vomit
1 for unexplained bruising

I'm on 8
I am the one in the corner sending shooters to the ladies table
GogLais
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Felt a bit fragile last Sunday morning, where’s that on the scale?
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PCPhil
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 1:09 pm How fucked up have you got ?

20 points for pooing your pants
10 for wee
5 for missing pants
5 for missing tooth
3 for a fight
2 for waking up in strange place
2 for animal in house you don't own
1 for vomit
1 for unexplained bruising

I'm on 8
And exactly how did sir get this ahem, unexplained bruising.
“It was a pet, not an animal. It had a name, you don't eat things with names, this is horrific!”
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Hal Jordan
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My wife had her Christmas do last night, and didn't get out of bed until gone midday.
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bogbunny
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Works do next Friday.

In my home town, wife away for the weekend. Dublin office coming up.

40 + work mates booked into local hotel, the other 50+ have to find there own way home.

meal 1 - 4 pm, pub crawl 4-7.30pm, Comedian show in club/theatre 7.30-11.30 pm

What could possibly go wrong??? (61 yo with a cardio condition :spin :bimbo: :crazy: )
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Uncle fester
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bogbunny wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:58 pm Works do next Friday.

In my home town, wife away for the weekend. Dublin office coming up.

40 + work mates booked into local hotel, the other 50+ have to find there own way home.

meal 1 - 4 pm, pub crawl 4-7.30pm, Comedian show in club/theatre 7.30-11.30 pm

What could possibly go wrong??? (61 yo with a cardio condition :spin :bimbo: :crazy: )
Have the courtesy to tell them where to get a beer after 11.30 at least. That's one of the oddest things about Belfast.
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Uncle fester
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Years ago, I arranged a 12 pubs of Xmas on James Street in Dublin, starting from the Kilmainham end and finishing in the city. Some colourful pubs visited on the way.
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bogbunny
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Uncle fester wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 10:19 pm
bogbunny wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:58 pm Works do next Friday.

In my home town, wife away for the weekend. Dublin office coming up.

40 + work mates booked into local hotel, the other 50+ have to find there own way home.

meal 1 - 4 pm, pub crawl 4-7.30pm, Comedian show in club/theatre 7.30-11.30 pm

What could possibly go wrong??? (61 yo with a cardio condition :spin :bimbo: :crazy: )
Have the courtesy to tell them where to get a beer after 11.30 at least. That's one of the oddest things about Belfast.
Up in the Port, most pubs will have a Lock In.

About 12 of the lads are Geordies/ Sunnies so it will be an eye opener
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Shared venue party on Friday night. Bloke from another table got hammered and started letching onto birds from our group. One of the husbands at our table ran over and shoved pisshead into one of the speakers.

Surprisingly pisshead’s mates just stood back and laughed at him being dragged out by 2 barmen.
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Sandstorm wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 10:43 am Shared venue party on Friday night. Bloke from another table got hammered and started letching onto birds from our group. One of the husbands at our table ran over and shoved pisshead into one of the speakers.

Surprisingly pisshead’s mates just stood back and laughed at him being dragged out by 2 barmen.
:lol: 'tis the season
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Sandstorm
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Humping a hand dryer…….Oh dear :grin:
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Uncle fester
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 7:51 pm The rumours of my behaviour are now being dropped line by line. It started off yesterday as

'You were grand'

Grand in Ireland is a very dangerous description and usually means there is a depth to the problem. It escalated


'You were harmless'

Fucking ouch. Think Rolf Harris got described as harmless once. Lay it on me la...

'You were an absolute fucking disgrace and at one stage I think you pissed yourself and then used the Dyson handover to get rid of the wet spot. You started riding it like a small pony and pulled it off the wall'

Oh. I am out again next Friday for the bona fide best friends pissup. I have just told them I think we should have dinner as well and got a lot of this :lol:
Very difficult to explain that context sometimes.

Good you got your hole anyway.
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 7:51 pm
'You were grand
Uh oh...

You didn't kill anyone I guess.

Anything else, well who knows.
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Uncle fester wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 10:20 pm Years ago, I arranged a 12 pubs of Xmas on James Street in Dublin, starting from the Kilmainham end and finishing in the city. Some colourful pubs visited on the way.
I watched that movie. Are you Simon Peg or Eddie Marsan?
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