A perfectly valid point but, as per my previous post and in accord with Porndog, the addition of the SA sides is merely toothache in a stage 4 cancer patient.JM2K6 wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:45 am Fans of many clubs who want to see their sides play against the best team in the group - or god forbid, an away knockout game - when that team happens to be in Durban or whatever - are getting fucked.
Not Heineken Cup 23/24
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Well, the messed up new format at least has that. 6 teams per group and you play home or away against the teams not in your league.I am on the fence a bit on this. For me, the real damage has been in the format change. The genius of the comp was the inter-national rivalry. You only played teams from other countries in your group and so all the Eng fans could support all the Eng clubs against the Fre etc. Who TF wants to see Brive v Narbonne or Tigers v Barf one week after having played the same team in your own league? I got to go to places I would never have gone from Ebbw Vale to Pests and met fans I would never have encountered.
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Finally some positivity.CM11 wrote: Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:44 amWell, the messed up new format at least has that. 6 teams per group and you play home or away against the teams not in your league.I am on the fence a bit on this. For me, the real damage has been in the format change. The genius of the comp was the inter-national rivalry. You only played teams from other countries in your group and so all the Eng fans could support all the Eng clubs against the Fre etc. Who TF wants to see Brive v Narbonne or Tigers v Barf one week after having played the same team in your own league? I got to go to places I would never have gone from Ebbw Vale to Pests and met fans I would never have encountered.

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Thing about history and tradition is it's all in the past. It's built on rivalries formed by years of competing against each other. The world does not end with my generation, and it does not always stay the same, it goes on and new histories and traditions will be built. Yesterday's tomorrow will be tomorrows yesterday. You can embrace it or be left behind.
The only real rivalry worth talking about atm is Leinster and La Rochelle. Maybe at a stretch the CFs and Toulouse. And Sarries v Everyone, naturally.average joe wrote: Tue Jul 11, 2023 6:21 am Thing about history and tradition is it's all in the past. It's built on rivalries formed by years of competing against each other. The world does not end with my generation, and it does not always stay the same, it goes on and new histories and traditions will be built. Yesterday's tomorrow will be tomorrows yesterday. You can embrace it or be left behind.
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Dates and KO times for the first 4 rounds
https://epcrugby.com/champions-cup/mat ... 75ZVU,1
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Round 1. Racing v Quins. 18:30. Sunday 10 December in Paris.SaintK wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 9:27 am Dates and KO times for the first 4 rounds
https://epcrugby.com/champions-cup/mat ... 75ZVU,1
Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
Not a bad start for Stormers; travel to Europe just once in Dec, then once in Jan.
Sat 2 Dec at home vs Zebra in URC
Sun 10 Dec at Leicester in NHC
Sat 16 Dec @ home vs Stade Rochelais in NHC
Sat 23 Dec @ home vs Bulls in URC
Sat 30 Dec @ home vs Sharks in URC
Sat 13 Jan @ home vs Sale Sharks in NHC
Sat 20 Jan in Paris vs Stade Francais in NHC
Sat 16 Dec after 6 days might be tough, but I suspect we'll two-squad the Leicester game the week before.
Sat 2 Dec at home vs Zebra in URC
Sun 10 Dec at Leicester in NHC
Sat 16 Dec @ home vs Stade Rochelais in NHC
Sat 23 Dec @ home vs Bulls in URC
Sat 30 Dec @ home vs Sharks in URC
Sat 13 Jan @ home vs Sale Sharks in NHC
Sat 20 Jan in Paris vs Stade Francais in NHC
Sat 16 Dec after 6 days might be tough, but I suspect we'll two-squad the Leicester game the week before.
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Lola looks like the bastard child of Frida Kahlo.Sandstorm wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 12:07 pm After looking at the people running the NHC, I can see myself getting behind this competition....
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URC published their fixtures, which are all up on the app and there's a calendar you can import into your own.
Euro rugby meanwhile "still working on the app"
Euro rugby meanwhile "still working on the app"
Would've been a winnable game at home and it would've been nice to be visiting Toulouse instead. Fuck sake.Dinsdale Piranha wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:31 amRound 1. Racing v Quins. 18:30. Sunday 10 December in Paris.SaintK wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 9:27 am Dates and KO times for the first 4 rounds
https://epcrugby.com/champions-cup/mat ... 75ZVU,1
Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
Leinster losing and you losing your shit again is right up there in my wishes for 23/24 with my team winning each week.EnergiseR2 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:43 pm Laughably bad from Leinsters point of view and still makes fuck all sense. Slow hand clap for the EPRC and its French overlords
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Champions Cup fixtures:
Stormers
R1 – Sunday, 10 December, vs Leicester Tigers, 3:15pm, Leicester
R2 – Saturday, 16 December vs La Rochelle, 3pm, Cape Town
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, 2024, vs Sale Sharks, 7:30pm, Cape Town
R4 – Saturday, 20 January, vs Stade Francais, 6:30pm, Paris
Bulls
R1 – Saturday, 9 December, vs Saracens, 7:30pm, Pretoria
R2 – Saturday, 16 December, vs Lyon, 6:30pm, Lyon
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, vs Bristol Bears, 3:15pm, Bristol
R4 – Saturday, 20 January, vs Bordeaux-Bègles, 3pm, Pretoria
Challenge Cup fixtures:
Sharks
R1 – Saturday, 9 December, vs Pau, 5:15pm, Durban
R2 – Sunday, 17 December, vs Cheetahs, 3pm, Bloemfontein
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, vs Oyonnax, 3pm, Durban
R4 – Sunday, 21 January, vs Dragons, 5:30pm, Newport
Cheetahs
R1 – Saturday, 9 December, vs Zebre, 2pm, Parma
R2 – Sunday, 17 December, vs Sharks, 3pm, Bloemfontein
R3 – Sunday, 14 January, vs Pau, 2pm, Amsterdam
R4 – Saturday, 20 January, vs Oyonnax, 4:15pm, Oyonnax
Lions
R1 – Sunday, 10 December, vs Perpignan, 2pm, Perpignan
R2 – Saturday, 16 December, vs Newcastle Falcons, 5:15pm, Johannesburg
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, vs Montepellier, 9pm, Montpellier
R4 – Sunday, 21 January, vs Ospreys, 3pm, Johannesburg
Stormers
R1 – Sunday, 10 December, vs Leicester Tigers, 3:15pm, Leicester
R2 – Saturday, 16 December vs La Rochelle, 3pm, Cape Town
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, 2024, vs Sale Sharks, 7:30pm, Cape Town
R4 – Saturday, 20 January, vs Stade Francais, 6:30pm, Paris
Bulls
R1 – Saturday, 9 December, vs Saracens, 7:30pm, Pretoria
R2 – Saturday, 16 December, vs Lyon, 6:30pm, Lyon
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, vs Bristol Bears, 3:15pm, Bristol
R4 – Saturday, 20 January, vs Bordeaux-Bègles, 3pm, Pretoria
Challenge Cup fixtures:
Sharks
R1 – Saturday, 9 December, vs Pau, 5:15pm, Durban
R2 – Sunday, 17 December, vs Cheetahs, 3pm, Bloemfontein
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, vs Oyonnax, 3pm, Durban
R4 – Sunday, 21 January, vs Dragons, 5:30pm, Newport
Cheetahs
R1 – Saturday, 9 December, vs Zebre, 2pm, Parma
R2 – Sunday, 17 December, vs Sharks, 3pm, Bloemfontein
R3 – Sunday, 14 January, vs Pau, 2pm, Amsterdam
R4 – Saturday, 20 January, vs Oyonnax, 4:15pm, Oyonnax
Lions
R1 – Sunday, 10 December, vs Perpignan, 2pm, Perpignan
R2 – Saturday, 16 December, vs Newcastle Falcons, 5:15pm, Johannesburg
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, vs Montepellier, 9pm, Montpellier
R4 – Sunday, 21 January, vs Ospreys, 3pm, Johannesburg
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Some Stormers opposition players have home games away from home.
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Wat.OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 9:31 am Some Stormers opposition players have home games away from home.
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Wat? Kat se vokken blad.LoveOfTheGame wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 10:01 amWat.OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 9:31 am Some Stormers opposition players have home games away from home.
There are some Saffers in La Rochelle and Sale Sharks teams
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His 2-week long disintegration starting from practically the final whistle was a board highlight tbhSandstorm wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 9:46 pmLeinster losing and you losing your shit again is right up there in my wishes for 23/24 with my team winning each week.EnergiseR2 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:43 pm Laughably bad from Leinsters point of view and still makes fuck all sense. Slow hand clap for the EPRC and its French overlords
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He was in hospital you insensitive pricks.JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 12:52 pmHis 2-week long disintegration starting from practically the final whistle was a board highlight tbhSandstorm wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 9:46 pmLeinster losing and you losing your shit again is right up there in my wishes for 23/24 with my team winning each week.EnergiseR2 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:43 pm Laughably bad from Leinsters point of view and still makes fuck all sense. Slow hand clap for the EPRC and its French overlords
I agree that mental health issues are no laughing matter.
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Surgery on your wanger is no laughing matter.
Reduction or expansion?Uncle fester wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 3:57 pmSurgery on your wanger is no laughing matter.
Ian Madigan for Ireland.
Anybody fancy heading over to Riyadh, or Qatar for the final?
https://www.cityam.com/exclusive-middle ... cup-final/
I mean why the fuck not? They've destroyed everything else good about this competition, they may as well get a few shillings for its corpse!
https://www.cityam.com/exclusive-middle ... cup-final/
I mean why the fuck not? They've destroyed everything else good about this competition, they may as well get a few shillings for its corpse!
PornDog wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 8:58 am Anybody fancy heading over to Riyadh, or Qatar for the final?
https://www.cityam.com/exclusive-middle ... cup-final/
I mean why the fuck not? They've destroyed everything else good about this competition, they may as well get a few shillings for its corpse!
Let's make a list, shall we?Why not,” EPCR chief executive Jacques Reynard said when asked whether the sport would take finals to the United States or the Middle East.
I could see the attraction of other European cities in a grow the audience kind of thing - Amsterdam, Barcelona, Berlin, etc.
But first of all, how about holding one in Italy ffs?
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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And maybe a few beheadings too as prematch entertainment.PornDog wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 8:58 am Anybody fancy heading over to Riyadh, or Qatar for the final?
https://www.cityam.com/exclusive-middle ... cup-final/
I mean why the fuck not? They've destroyed everything else good about this competition, they may as well get a few shillings for its corpse!
Good news if they pick Middle East for the Final - all the Saffer Teams fly Qatar thru Doha anyway......Torquemada 1420 wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 12:53 pmAnd maybe a few beheadings too as prematch entertainment.PornDog wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 8:58 am Anybody fancy heading over to Riyadh, or Qatar for the final?
https://www.cityam.com/exclusive-middle ... cup-final/
I mean why the fuck not? They've destroyed everything else good about this competition, they may as well get a few shillings for its corpse!

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As spectators?Sandstorm wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 12:55 pmGood news if they pick Middle East for the Final - all the Saffer Teams fly Qatar thru Doha anyway......Torquemada 1420 wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 12:53 pmAnd maybe a few beheadings too as prematch entertainment.PornDog wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 8:58 am Anybody fancy heading over to Riyadh, or Qatar for the final?
https://www.cityam.com/exclusive-middle ... cup-final/
I mean why the fuck not? They've destroyed everything else good about this competition, they may as well get a few shillings for its corpse!![]()

Watching Leinster v La Rochelle would be a good piece of education for them about modern rugby. Might improve their play.Torquemada 1420 wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 6:41 pmAs spectators?Sandstorm wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 12:55 pmGood news if they pick Middle East for the Final - all the Saffer Teams fly Qatar thru Doha anyway......Torquemada 1420 wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 12:53 pm
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And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Scots watching this for ages.Biffer wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 9:15 amWatching Leinster v La Rochelle would be a good piece of education for them about modern rugby. Might improve their play.Torquemada 1420 wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 6:41 pmAs spectators?Sandstorm wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 12:55 pm
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And we’re humble enough to admit it.OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 9:42 amScots watching this for ages.Biffer wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 9:15 amWatching Leinster v La Rochelle would be a good piece of education for them about modern rugby. Might improve their play.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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We are there.Sandstorm wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:48 am Not a bad start for Stormers; travel to Europe just once in Dec, then once in Jan.
Sat 2 Dec at home vs Zebra in URC
Sun 10 Dec at Leicester in NHC
Sat 16 Dec @ home vs Stade Rochelais in NHC
Sat 23 Dec @ home vs Bulls in URC
Sat 30 Dec @ home vs Sharks in URC
Sat 13 Jan @ home vs Sale Sharks in NHC
Sat 20 Jan in Paris vs Stade Francais in NHC
Sat 16 Dec after 6 days might be tough, but I suspect we'll two-squad the Leicester game the week before.
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Stormers not in great shape and only one match to regroup with their Springboks before taking on Pollard & Wiese at home. Its going to be a tough match against Leicester Tigers.
Luckily we have Leinster in our pool and together we need to try and knock the others over.
Luckily we have Leinster in our pool and together we need to try and knock the others over.
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Yes its a bit like the conference shield in URC.assfly wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 7:34 am Challenge Cup is where it's at.
That's the trophy kids dream about.
Ah man, imagine having those two trophies in the cabinet. The pinnacle. There is nothing left to achieve.OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:34 amYes its a bit like the conference shield in URC.assfly wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 7:34 am Challenge Cup is where it's at.
That's the trophy kids dream about.
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I'd love to see ANY Saffer team winning the European leagues.assfly wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 9:30 amAh man, imagine having those two trophies in the cabinet. The pinnacle. There is nothing left to achieve.OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:34 amYes its a bit like the conference shield in URC.assfly wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 7:34 am Challenge Cup is where it's at.
That's the trophy kids dream about.
Man that will be great.
