RWC R2 - England vs. Japan - Sunday 17th - 20:00 BST
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Why is a nation of midgets kicking the ball into the Kuiper Belt repeatedly?
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Fucking hell. My son demands milk, I pause Sky, get it, sit back down on the fucking Sky controller, it changes channel and so I can't run the fucking match back to see what happened.
Fuck's sake. Fucking kids.
Fuck's sake. Fucking kids.
Mine wouldn’t let me watch Aus v Fiji and insisted on cartoonsHal Jordan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:34 pm Fucking hell. My son demands milk, I pause Sky, get it, sit back down on the fucking Sky controller, it changes channel and so I can't run the fucking match back to see what happened.
Fuck's sake. Fucking kids.
Only another four years to wait for a try.Hal Jordan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:34 pm Fucking hell. My son demands milk, I pause Sky, get it, sit back down on the fucking Sky controller, it changes channel and so I can't run the fucking match back to see what happened.
Fuck's sake. Fucking kids.
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Every single time a ball gets passed to an England player you can see them mentally start shitting themselves, like ohfuckthisisn'tpartoftheplanwhatthehelldoIdo??? 

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You've got comedy now.Lady P wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:35 pmMine wouldn’t let me watch Aus v Fiji and insisted on cartoonsHal Jordan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:34 pm Fucking hell. My son demands milk, I pause Sky, get it, sit back down on the fucking Sky controller, it changes channel and so I can't run the fucking match back to see what happened.
Fuck's sake. Fucking kids.
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One upped with being forced to watch Transformers: The Last Knight. Several very good actors clearly doing it for the money.Lady P wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:35 pmMine wouldn’t let me watch Aus v Fiji and insisted on cartoonsHal Jordan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:34 pm Fucking hell. My son demands milk, I pause Sky, get it, sit back down on the fucking Sky controller, it changes channel and so I can't run the fucking match back to see what happened.
Fuck's sake. Fucking kids.
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STOP KICKING IT IN THE 22 YOU FUCKING TWATS!
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STOP PASSING IT IN THE 22 YOU FUCKING TWATS!
I didn't think we were suddenly good last week, but I was hopeful that we weren't still fucking awful.
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Sat here with a sea view, my, as of yesterday, wife, going through some of the left over red wine and cheese and this is still an absolutely horrific watch
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This poolRaggs wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:49 pm I didn't think we were suddenly good last week, but I was hopeful that we weren't still fucking awful.

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Take your pick on individual players, but my take is that when you look shambolic in every facet, permanently confused, lacking clarity and direction, unable to do the very basics, and every single player looks shit..... then it's squarely on the coaching team.
Congratulations!Paddington Bear wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:52 pm Sat here with a sea view, my, as of yesterday, wife, going through some of the left over red wine and cheese and this is still an absolutely horrific watch
At least you’ll get laid tonight.Paddington Bear wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:52 pm Sat here with a sea view, my, as of yesterday, wife, going through some of the left over red wine and cheese and this is still an absolutely horrific watch
Congratulations!
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Congratulations! Not the way to spend your honeymoon thoughPaddington Bear wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:52 pm Sat here with a sea view, my, as of yesterday, wife, going through some of the left over red wine and cheese and this is still an absolutely horrific watch
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Japan are doing brilliantly, defending Well, their scrum looks great, their attack looks feisty. They have plenty of energy (it is not like they are up against Fiji who will run them off the park).
Englands gameplan of kick and chase is just sad.
A sad day for Rugby this.
Englands gameplan of kick and chase is just sad.
A sad day for Rugby this.
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So this turned out to be a filthy lie.Hal Jordan wrote: Sat Sep 16, 2023 11:21 am As it's on a Sunday evening, this will be the first England match I will have watched without a beer for many a year.
Brothers and chums appear to have bought into the Eddie narrative that our players are mentally subnormal and can't do basic things like pass the ball more than once before contact, to the point that is a self fulfilling prophesy and we can only do one out rugby and kicking the sodding ball.el capitan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:53 pm Take your pick on individual players, but my take is that when you look shambolic in every facet, permanently confused, lacking clarity and direction, unable to do the very basics, and every single player looks shit..... then it's squarely on the coaching team.
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Come on mate, she can't be that bad.Paddington Bear wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:52 pm Sat here with a sea view, my, as of yesterday, wife, going through some of the left over red wine and cheese and this is still an absolutely horrific watch
(seriously, congrats)