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During the Brit Pop wars, I was on team Blur. As I quickly approach grumpy old man hood, I now totally understand Noel Gallagher. :lolno:

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Niegs wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 3:58 pm During the Brit Pop wars, I was on team Blur. As I quickly approach grumpy old man hood, I now totally understand Noel Gallagher. :lolno:

Both sides are ignorant to Team Jarvis

And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Biffer wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 9:20 pm
Niegs wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 3:58 pm During the Brit Pop wars, I was on team Blur. As I quickly approach grumpy old man hood, I now totally understand Noel Gallagher. :lolno:

Both sides are ignorant to Team Jarvis

I'm down for both teams!

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I have heard that 63 Earths can fit inside Uranus.

When will I be mature enough to post that without a snigger?
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I never want to hear another complaint against any referee in any RWC or Super Rugby match.

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https://www.wdrb.com/news/jeffersonvill ... a758e.html
A pickup truck driver was charged for his role in the four-vehicle crash earlier this month that left a semi dangling off the side of the Second Street Bridge.

Court records show Trevor W. Branham, 33, of Jeffersonville, was arraigned Friday on four counts of wanton endangerment and one count of operating on a suspended license.

The crash on March 1 made headlines after the rig broke through the railing of the Second Street Bridge, resulting in a daring rescue of the semitruck driver by Louisville Fire & Rescue.

According to the arrest report, witnesses told police that Branham's Chevrolet C1500 truck was southbound on the bridge speeding and weaving in and out of traffic when it hit a stalled vehicle in the right lane. Police said Branham's vehicle then lost control and crossed into northbound lanes, hitting another car with two people inside before striking the semi tractor trailer. The semi hit a bridge support beam on the westside of the bridge before going through the iron fence railing.
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Won't lie... I totally want one of these now!!! :lol: :lol:

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Ntamak and others from the Toulouse rugby team at the Olympic torch relay, Dupont lighting the cauldron.

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"Iranian president stoned to death by mountain"

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Insane_Homer wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 6:19 pm "Iranian president stoned to death by mountain"

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:lol:

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Real life Grand Theft Auto! :lolno:

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Did she jump off that bridge or am I seeing things? 😳😳
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Phew. Germany narrowly avoid having the chancellery taken by force of arms.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/artic ... -frankfurt
One woman covered her face with a grey folder as cameras captured the defendants’ walking into court. Heinrich XIII Prince Reuss, whose seat was marked with the sign “Prinz Reuss” and who is alleged to have been the group’s ringleader, appeared relaxed, nodding as his lawyer spoke to him.

Dressed in a dark jacket and trousers, navy pullover and open-necked shirt, the 72-year-old estate agentgreeted fellow defendants before taking his place in court.
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Niegs wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 3:10 am Real life Grand Theft Auto! :lolno:

So much weirdness. The police car was creating as much chaos as she was.
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Sinkers wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 6:01 am Did she jump off that bridge or am I seeing things? 😳😳
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/woman ... sh-report/
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Niegs wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 1:45 pm
Sinkers wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 6:01 am Did she jump off that bridge or am I seeing things? 😳😳
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/woman ... sh-report/
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Insane_Homer wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 2:36 pm
Niegs wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 1:45 pm
Sinkers wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 6:01 am Did she jump off that bridge or am I seeing things? 😳😳
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Not sure if it was worth it, for her or the cops.

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TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — New dash camera video shows a Miami-Dade chase that ended with a woman jumping into a lake in an attempt to flee authorities, NBC Affiliate NBC6 reports.

On May 9, Melina Logan, 27, of North Carolina, went to Honda of South Miami to test drive a new Honda Civic, NBC6 reported.

Logan reportedly stole the vehicle during the test drive, leading Miami-Dade Police and Florida Highway Patrol on the high-speed chase.

In the video, the Honda is seen aggressively changing lanes and passing other vehicles on the shoulder before crashing into several vehicles, eventually becoming disabled and pinned against a concrete wall.

Logan is then seen jumping from the roadway into a lake in an attempt to escape, NBC6 said.

Officers reportedly threw ropes in for Logan to climb out, but she refused, and several officers jumped in after her.

NBC6 said Logan scratched on Miami-Dade officer during the escape and pushed a Doral officer’s head underwater. One driver involved in the crash also suffered injuries and was hospitalized.

Logan was booked into jail on charges including grand theft of a vehicle, two counts of battery on a police officer, fleeing and eluding police, leaving the scene of a crash, and resisting an officer, NBC6 reported.
These pursuits don’t make sense; in most cases .

This one was for a stolen Hyundai

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He amputated a patient's leg in under 2.5 minutes, operating so swiftly that he inadvertently amputated his assistant's fingers and slashed a spectator's coattails.

The spectator died from sheer terror, and both the patient and the assistant later succumbed to gangrene, marking the only recorded operation with a 300% mortality rate.

On a separate occasion, while performing another leg amputation, Liston accidentally removed a patient's testicles along with the leg.
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tabascoboy wrote: Thu May 23, 2024 4:58 pm
He amputated a patient's leg in under 2.5 minutes, operating so swiftly that he inadvertently amputated his assistant's fingers and slashed a spectator's coattails.

The spectator died from sheer terror, and both the patient and the assistant later succumbed to gangrene, marking the only recorded operation with a 300% mortality rate.

On a separate occasion, while performing another leg amputation, Liston accidentally removed a patient's testicles along with the leg.
Should have invented Specsavers…..
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Just saw a profound question that deserves an explanation.

Why does no-one disappear in the Bermuda triangle any more?
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Enzedder wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 6:27 pm Just saw a profound question that deserves an explanation.

Why does no-one disappear in the Bermuda triangle any more?
They’re all fully shaven now Enzed.
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TedMaul wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 6:55 pm
Enzedder wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 6:27 pm Just saw a profound question that deserves an explanation.

Why does no-one disappear in the Bermuda triangle any more?
They’re all fully shaven now Enzed.
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TedMaul wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 6:55 pm
Enzedder wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 6:27 pm Just saw a profound question that deserves an explanation.

Why does no-one disappear in the Bermuda triangle any more?
They’re all fully shaven now Enzed.
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A good mate of mine died suddenly today. 50 years old.

For fucks sake
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Sorry to hear slick
Heart attack?
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Uncle fester wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 9:13 pm Sorry to hear slick
Heart attack?
Thanks mate. Not sure yet, but all was fine this morning then his wife got a call that he had been taken to hospital and he was gone by the time her and the boys got there.
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Slick wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 8:44 pm A good mate of mine died suddenly today. 50 years old.

For fucks sake
Terrible news. Condolences
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A bloody bird has just flown into my living room..
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That's terrible, sorry mate, really sad news.
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inactionman wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 9:18 am That's terrible, sorry mate, really sad news.
I was replying to your first post btw - although you have my sympathies if a seagull has got in after your breakfast.
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inactionman wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 9:19 am
inactionman wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 9:18 am That's terrible, sorry mate, really sad news.
I was replying to your first post btw - although you have my sympathies if a seagull has got in after your breakfast.
Thank you. re first message.

I was a seagull on the balcony a while back, but that was easy to wrap a towel round and release. This looks like a small Yellowmammer or Wagtail and has got itself down behind a set of drawers facing a window - no idea how I'm going to remove it. Have shut the door and left t for a while...
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Slick wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 9:28 am
inactionman wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 9:19 am
inactionman wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 9:18 am That's terrible, sorry mate, really sad news.
I was replying to your first post btw - although you have my sympathies if a seagull has got in after your breakfast.
Thank you. re first message.

I was a seagull on the balcony a while back, but that was easy to wrap a towel round and release. This looks like a small Yellowmammer or Wagtail and has got itself down behind a set of drawers facing a window - no idea how I'm going to remove it. Have shut the door and left t for a while...
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Become the bird..
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No need to worry about anything...except barber's shops? :eh:

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Slick wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 8:44 pm A good mate of mine died suddenly today. 50 years old.

For fucks sake
Sorry to hear that Slick, my condolences.
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tabascoboy wrote: Fri May 31, 2024 8:34 am No need to worry about anything...except barber's shops? :eh:

Watched it earlier
Absolutely barking. Tice comes over as a complete cunt.
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SaintK wrote: Fri May 31, 2024 9:21 am
tabascoboy wrote: Fri May 31, 2024 8:34 am No need to worry about anything...except barber's shops? :eh:
Watched it earlier
Absolutely barking. Tice comes over as a complete cunt.
And this reported surprisingly by a Torygraph (art and culture) journalist

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SaintK wrote: Fri May 31, 2024 9:21 am
tabascoboy wrote: Fri May 31, 2024 8:34 am No need to worry about anything...except barber's shops? :eh:

Watched it earlier
Absolutely barking. Tice comes over as a complete cunt.
I think its a fair comment to be honest, it doesn't make much sense all these shops springing up.
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