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What would you do?

Tell the lazy bugger to clean his shit up
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Just walk out and use the other loo. Let some other bugger clean it up
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Hose that bugger down. It's your manly duty.
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Enzedder
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I have my son staying with me at the moment. He has his uses but...

He loves to poo and loves to leave the evidence on the toilet bowl.

So... what would you do?
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Kiwias
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Though in all honesty, he is probably just doing things the way he was raised, so I would target the useless little wanker's father. Hang on,.......
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average joe
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Wait, he shits ON the toilet bowl?
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Slick
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Kiwias wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2025 10:54 pm Though in all honesty, he is probably just doing things the way he was raised, so I would target the useless little wanker's father. Hang on,.......
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Uncle fester
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This is a ladies job
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Yeeb
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Maybe he’s on medicine for gout , whose side effects include needing to coil out massive turd torpedoes at very limited notice - they also stink far more than his shits used to, and they actually pop out with some velocity so skidding on the pan has become a regular occurance.

I wish I didn’t know any of the above :(
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Enzedder
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I must admit, that I do get a sense of satisfaction when I can hose that thing clean. :spin
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Chilli2
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He needs a lesson in manners.

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yermum
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I had a spate of the women in the house not cleaning the bowl if they had splatted.

I instigated a public name and shame campaign in the house.

Who was last in here?

Then making them go in and clean.

Very quickly behaviour changed.
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Yeeb
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yermum wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:46 am I had a spate of the women in the house not cleaning the bowl if they had splatted.

I instigated a public name and shame campaign in the house.

Who was last in here?

Then making them go in and clean.

Very quickly behaviour changed.
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