Cricket: SA vs England

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SaintK wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:19 pm
Green light echo wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:52 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:24 am The day finally arrived. Not long ago the Newlands faithfull could watch T20 cricket on Newlands cricket stadium and walk over to watch rugby on Newlands rugby stadium. Those days are gone forever.

IOL:
So you finally have some international sport hey. The real cricket is currently being played between the greatest cricket nation of all time Australia and the pretenders India. Enjoy your B grade boets.
So, you're an obnoxious cunt on all the threads you post on. Thought you might be.
Oh you would know wouldn't you. :lol: Dont blame us for your incompetence. That's you. Not us. Very disappointing isn't it.
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Fat has played well, but loses concentration.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:59 pm Newlands the usual slow pitch.

Faf need to stay if we want to be competitive
Well, we shall see.
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Losing steam now.
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Green light echo wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:03 pm
SaintK wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:19 pm
Green light echo wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:52 am

So you finally have some international sport hey. The real cricket is currently being played between the greatest cricket nation of all time Australia and the pretenders India. Enjoy your B grade boets.
So, you're an obnoxious cunt on all the threads you post on. Thought you might be.
Oh you would know wouldn't you. :lol: Dont blame us for your incompetence. That's you. Not us. Very disappointing isn't it.
God, how childish. You are definitely an unmitigated knobhead.
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Un Pilier wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:11 pm
Green light echo wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:03 pm
SaintK wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:19 pm
So, you're an obnoxious cunt on all the threads you post on. Thought you might be.
Oh you would know wouldn't you. :lol: Dont blame us for your incompetence. That's you. Not us. Very disappointing isn't it.
God, how childish. You are definitely an unmitigated knobhead.
I'm sure it'll come as a big surprise to SaintK that he's a Saffer now too
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JM2K6 wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:14 pm
Un Pilier wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:11 pm
Green light echo wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:03 pm

Oh you would know wouldn't you. :lol: Dont blame us for your incompetence. That's you. Not us. Very disappointing isn't it.
God, how childish. You are definitely an unmitigated knobhead.
I'm sure it'll come as a big surprise to SaintK that he's a Saffer now too
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sam Curran really suits wickets like this. Picks up his third wicket.
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Dames, se my wat jou naam is.
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I suspect that Greenlight is south African or Zimbabwean, as the name has Bush war connotations.
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Assumptions. Suspicions.

Facts? Bah.
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Rinkals wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:27 pm I suspect that Greenlight is south African or Zimbabwean, as the name has Bush war connotations.
What's this in reference to?

Tom Curran with his most expensive T20 figures, just as I was starting to like him as a bowler. Bad day at the office. Wides and full tosses. 16 off this one so far included 2 wide balls. Sigh.
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JM2K6 wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:26 pm Sam Curran really suits wickets like this. Picks up his third wicket.
He’s bowled beautifully

Atherton looks really unwell, lost a lot of weight
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Roy goooorn for 0
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Roy's woes against spin first up are a real problem.
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Hendricks: ”Oh shit!” :lol:
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handyman wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:33 pm Assumptions. Suspicions.

Facts? Bah.
You don't think he is? Fair enough. Greenlight echo is famous call sign, if I remember rightly.

Anyway, I'm baffled by the inclusion Hendricks who confirms my doubts (or should I say suspicion) by bowling dross down the leg.
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Ngidi gets Butler.

27 for two
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Google suggests otherwise re: his username.

Buttler gone, never really got going. This should be fairly straightforward from here for SA - the pitch is getting a bit stickier and their players have been "on it" today in a way that England's haven't. Good start to the series!
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Paarliet to the rescue for England. He coached my laaitie cricket
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34-3 Linde gets another.

now... Stokes
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Malan falls to Linde.

Superman Stokes'to the crease.

34 for three
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:30 pm Paarliet to the rescue for England. He coached my laaitie cricket
I don't know what this means but I fear you've just ruined someone's international career
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2-2 for Linde. Enjoying this lad’s debut
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JM2K6 wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:23 pm Google suggests otherwise re: his username.

Buttler gone, never really got going. This should be fairly straightforward from here for SA - the pitch is getting a bit stickier and their players have been "on it" today in a way that England's haven't. Good start to the series!
Yes, sorry, I may be thinking of Green Leader.

It was a long time ago: my bad.
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England getting hammered here - can't see them getting close to this target now.
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JM2K6 wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:32 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:30 pm Paarliet to the rescue for England. He coached my laaitie cricket
I don't know what this means but I fear you've just ruined someone's international career
:lol:
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:40 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:32 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:30 pm Paarliet to the rescue for England. He coached my laaitie cricket
I don't know what this means but I fear you've just ruined someone's international career
:lol:
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Hmm. England looking to smash the spinners.

Linde's last over. Can they smash him for sixes?
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Rinkals wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:33 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:23 pm Google suggests otherwise re: his username.

Buttler gone, never really got going. This should be fairly straightforward from here for SA - the pitch is getting a bit stickier and their players have been "on it" today in a way that England's haven't. Good start to the series!
Yes, sorry, I may be thinking of Green Leader.

It was a long time ago: my bad.
Gentlemen. I am a bit younger than you. But I have heard.
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Why is Shamzi fielding at point? He’s a fat cunt with tits for hands
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Stokes deposits the ball in the stands.
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Linde finishes with 24 for two.

A good find, methinks.
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raining 6s now
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Nasser thinks England are in the driving seat and I'm inclined to agree.

They will have collapse badly to lose it from here

Klaasen in to bowl which is a sign of de Kock's desperation
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Rinkals wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:50 pm Linde finishes with 24 for two.

A good find, methinks.
But he’s already 28. What did he do before this? Darts?
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Stokes goooorn. Close finish now
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T20 without crowds is lame
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Sandstorm wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:05 pm
Rinkals wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:50 pm Linde finishes with 24 for two.

A good find, methinks.
But he’s already 28. What did he do before this? Darts?
How old is van Dussen?

But you're right: spinners are generally washed up by the time they are thirty.

Hendriks bowling dross here.
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Sandstorm wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:50 am Beuron Hendricks is a fat slob who leaks runs.
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