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average joe wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:11 am It seems sards tattoo artist assisted his wife with her website.
Which one. Of the 5.......

My arm looks fantastic as its a complete sleeve now. I need to shave it for summer on the beach so it stands out more.

I often just sit with my arm in front of me rotating it and enjoying the entire story in action.
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Keeping up with the Sardashians
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Wanted to try this but sadly its too far away from where I live to get it through Mr D.
Will definitely make a plan when I have the time to get it though
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Seems like there are a few South African posters who are envious of Sards's success. Is there any uglier emotion than envy?

Sards, when they stop talking about you and trolling you that means they've stopped wanting what you have. So enjoy the attention for as long as it lasts, because it means they envy you :thumbup:
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Carter's Choice wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:22 am Seems like there are a few South African posters who are envious of Sards's success. Is there any uglier emotion than envy?

Sards, when they stop talking about you and trolling you that means they've stopped wanting what you have. So enjoy the attention for as long as it lasts, because it means they envy you :thumbup:

I am humble as pie lad. My kids are growing up the same way. I don't own a single item of clothing that has a label....so I am immune to that and don't care about it. Everything I do is for my family. But I do take pride in what I do...
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Sards wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:00 am
average joe wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:11 am It seems sards tattoo artist assisted his wife with her website.
Which one. Of the 5.......

My arm looks fantastic as its a complete sleeve now. I need to shave it for summer on the beach so it stands out more.

I often just sit with my arm in front of me rotating it and enjoying the entire story in action.
How many "artists" does it take to fuck up a tattoo?
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Big Nipper wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:01 pm
Sards wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:00 am
average joe wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:11 am It seems sards tattoo artist assisted his wife with her website.
Which one. Of the 5.......

My arm looks fantastic as its a complete sleeve now. I need to shave it for summer on the beach so it stands out more.

I often just sit with my arm in front of me rotating it and enjoying the entire story in action.
How many "artists" does it take to fuck up a tattoo?
Read ACs last post dude
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Carter's Choice wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:22 am Is there any uglier emotion than envy?
Anger and fear are worse for me.
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Sards do your wife also have tattoos?
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:39 am Sards do your wife also have tattoos?
Where are you going with this Oom?
Yes she does. What of it?
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:39 am Sards do your wife also have tattoos?
Are you talking to Sards?
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Chilli wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:52 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:39 am Sards do your wife also have tattoos?
Are you talking to Sards?
Yes, big mistake. :oops:
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:48 pm
Chilli wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:52 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:39 am Sards do your wife also have tattoos?
Are you talking to Sards?
Yes, big mistake. :oops:
You know ouboet gets grumpy the whole week if the Stormers lose. This week I have him talking to me again
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Sards wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:31 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:48 pm
Chilli wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:52 pm

Are you talking to Sards?
Yes, big mistake. :oops:
You know ouboet gets grumpy the whole week if the Stormers lose. This week I have him talking to me again
Who do they play this week coming, so that you can plan for next week?
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Chilli wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:02 pm
Sards wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:31 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:48 pm
Yes, big mistake. :oops:
You know ouboet gets grumpy the whole week if the Stormers lose. This week I have him talking to me again
Who do they play this week coming, so that you can plan for next week?
I see that they are on a bye, so you are in for 2 weeks of Oom.
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Sards wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:31 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:48 pm
Chilli wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:52 pm

Are you talking to Sards?
Yes, big mistake. :oops:
You know ouboet gets grumpy the whole week if the Stormers lose. This week I have him talking to me again
I am still de bliksem in, you calling me Malema. That's a low blow.

I am pure Boer man.
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Chilli wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:03 pm
Chilli wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:02 pm
Sards wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:31 pm

You know ouboet gets grumpy the whole week if the Stormers lose. This week I have him talking to me again
Who do they play this week coming, so that you can plan for next week?
I see that they are on a bye, so you are in for 2 weeks of Oom.
I don't know if that's a good thing....
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:09 pm
Sards wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:31 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:48 pm
Yes, big mistake. :oops:
You know ouboet gets grumpy the whole week if the Stormers lose. This week I have him talking to me again
I am still de bliksem in, you calling me Malema. That's a low blow.

I am pure Boer man.
:lol:

Why do you think I said it
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So you call me a racist?

I, ll rather be a Nigerian then that racist.

Do you wife have tattoos?
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:40 pm So you call me a racist?

I, ll rather be a Nigerian then that racist.

Do you wife have tattoos?
Aa many as me I think...but spread a bit more all over the body...I just did one arm
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Is it the arm you wank with?
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average joe wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 6:10 am Is it the arm you wank with?
of course....why waste a wank on a bald arm with no art.
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Sards wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:48 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:40 pm So you call me a racist?

I, ll rather be a Nigerian then that racist.

Do you wife have tattoos?
Aa many as me I think...but spread a bit more all over the body...I just did one arm
Which spots?
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 7:12 am
Sards wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:48 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:40 pm So you call me a racist?

I, ll rather be a Nigerian then that racist.

Do you wife have tattoos?
Aa many as me I think...but spread a bit more all over the body...I just did one arm
Which spots?
Foot and ankle of right leg dragon flies and twisted branches
in that place a moon with bats in silouette
And the her right arm various mystical creatures a Dead girl and my one sons birthdate and name on her wrist.
Other arm other sons birthdate and name
Flaming Phoenix across right shoulder

I think thats it
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I have wolves x 2 , lots of skulls including human , animal and alien , sword , vampire , ghoul , medusa , Siren , Grim reaper and Gargoyle
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Ek het 'n tatoo van 'n liniaal op my tril.
Springboks, Stormers and WP supporter.
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handyman wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:24 am Ek het 'n tatoo van 'n liniaal op my tril.
Het jou vrou ook n liniaal daar waar dit saak maak?
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As hy styf is
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As hy pap is lyk dit soos ses steke.
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average joe wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:04 am As hy styf is
Image
As hy pap is lyk dit soos ses steke.
Ag ek praat sommer twak, eintlik is hy net 10 cm...


















van die grond af.
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handyman wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:32 am
average joe wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:04 am As hy styf is
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As hy pap is lyk dit soos ses steke.
Ag ek praat sommer twak, eintlik is hy net 10 cm...


















van die grond af.
Vok julle is lucky....Nipper kan nie eers sy voel sien nie....hy moet skommel van onder sy mag ..... ek wonder hoe vryf hy hom af.....miskien as hy sy onderbroek op trek maak dit vir hom skoon.
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Manne, dis nie hoe groot die gun is nie, dis hoe akkuraat jy kan skiet. Ons kan nie almal die selfde geseend wees nie. Party van ons het kanone ander het net die wiele.
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Sards really coming out this looking like a middle aged guy who has been in the closet for years, nothing else can justify his unhealthy obsession with the size of my dick
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average joe wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:26 pm Manne, dis nie hoe groot die gun is nie, dis hoe akkuraat jy kan skiet. Ons kan nie almal die selfde geseend wees nie. Party van ons het kanone ander het net die wiele.
Of n lang tong.....
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