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ASMO
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Apologies for the blip, several of the maintanance engineers were found to have naked pics of Openside which distracted them from their duties and have been shot in reprisal, that is all.
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ASMO wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:27 pm Apologies for the blip, server got Covid, several of the maintanance engineers have been shot in reprisal, that is all.
:lol: :lol: swift recovery mind you :thumbup:
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I was going to ask to see the heads on spikes on London bridge!

But after 10 minutes on PR, I instead like to thank you for your hard work and for providing a (slightly) more sensible forum as an alternative :thumbup:
Over the hills and far away........
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Further analysis of logs has shown they were storing the naked Openside pics on the server itself which caused it to commit suicide, their punishment has been deemed to be proportionate.
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ASMO wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:52 pm Further analysis of logs has shown they were storing the naked Openside pics on the server itself which caused it to commit suicide, their punishment has been deemed to be proportionate.
Ahh and I though it was because Globus was back in town!!
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SaintK wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:54 pm
ASMO wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:52 pm Further analysis of logs has shown they were storing the naked Openside pics on the server itself which caused it to commit suicide, their punishment has been deemed to be proportionate.
Ahh and I though it was because Globus was back in town!!
He provided them..
I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
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TB63 wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:59 pm
SaintK wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:54 pm
ASMO wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:52 pm Further analysis of logs has shown they were storing the naked Openside pics on the server itself which caused it to commit suicide, their punishment has been deemed to be proportionate.
Ahh and I though it was because Globus was back in town!!
He provided them..
:shock: :lol: :lol:
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I've couple of pics of OS but I'll be shot on sight if I post them.

Sometimes this form of "justice" is unfair.
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ASMO wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:52 pm Further analysis of logs has shown they were storing the naked Openside pics on the server itself which caused it to commit suicide, their punishment has been deemed to be proportionate.
I'd have thought each file would be of such a size that no server could accommodate it.
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ASMO wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:27 pm Apologies for the blip, several of the maintanance engineers were found to have naked pics of Openside which distracted them from their duties and have been shot in reprisal, that is all.
It was a mercy killing for them.
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ASMO wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:27 pm Apologies for the blip, several of the maintanance engineers were found to have naked pics of Openside which distracted them from their duties and have been shot in reprisal, that is all.
Horrific, no-one, every, not even my worstest enemy should be subject to such inhumane degradation.

I hope they're getting the support and counselling they need. Have Police been informed?
“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”
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Insane_Homer wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:11 pm
ASMO wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:27 pm Apologies for the blip, several of the maintanance engineers were found to have naked pics of Openside which distracted them from their duties and have been shot in reprisal, that is all.
Horrific, no-one, every, not even my worstest enemy should be subject to such inhumane degradation.

I hope they're getting the support and counselling they need. Have Police been informed?
Nope, i had them shot, no support and counselling needed.
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ASMO wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:23 pm
Insane_Homer wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:11 pm
ASMO wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:27 pm Apologies for the blip, several of the maintanance engineers were found to have naked pics of Openside which distracted them from their duties and have been shot in reprisal, that is all.
Horrific, no-one, every, not even my worstest enemy should be subject to such inhumane degradation.

I hope they're getting the support and counselling they need. Have Police been informed?
Nope, i had them shot, no support and counselling needed.
Hum a villian in sheep's clothing. I expect to see you next in Nuremberg. And not on the race track. It offends black people.
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ASMO wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:23 pm
Insane_Homer wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:11 pm
ASMO wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:27 pm Apologies for the blip, several of the maintanance engineers were found to have naked pics of Openside which distracted them from their duties and have been shot in reprisal, that is all.
Horrific, no-one, every, not even my worstest enemy should be subject to such inhumane degradation.

I hope they're getting the support and counselling they need. Have Police been informed?
Nope, i had them shot, no support and counselling needed.
ah, mercy killings. :thumbup:
“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”
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Insane_Homer wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:28 pm
ASMO wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:23 pm
Insane_Homer wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:11 pm

Horrific, no-one, every, not even my worstest enemy should be subject to such inhumane degradation.

I hope they're getting the support and counselling they need. Have Police been informed?
Nope, i had them shot, no support and counselling needed.
ah, mercy killings. :thumbup:
The be fair, there was no hope for them, it was the kindest thing that could be done, anyone who stashes naked pics of Openside is too damaged to exist in any cilvilised society.
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Ahem.
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