How do you like your toast

[ASMO]

This should cause some discord its a 6 or 7 for me

[Openside]

7/8

[Slick]

5/6, used to be a 7/8 man before marriage....

[Oxbow]

5/6, I am a very average man.

[Begbie]

Depends what I'm having on it.

Peanut butter and I'd probably go 5-6. Jam/Marmalade 6-7, maybe 8. Just butter I like it burnt, so 9+.

[Sandstorm]

5/6. 2 is what you get in hotels for breakfast.

[Ovals]

I like it lightly toasted so 4/5. I'd bin anything over a 6.

[Tichtheid]

With overflowing Champagne, after Scotland win on Saturday.

Aspall's cider will do though

[SaintK]

Depends what I am eating with it
8 and almost cold so the butter doesn't melt with marmalade or jam
5/6 and warm if eggs or mushrooms or mopping up a fry up

[SaintK]

5/6. 2 is what you get in hotels for breakfast.

Only if the conveyor belt toaster is working properly otherwise it's just warm bread

[Dinsdale Piranha]

5/6

[Hal Jordan]

3-5 and lots of butter/marge whatever else is going on it.

[Lobby]

7 with marmalade or marmite, or with a boiled egg, but 5 if I'm having it with fried mushrooms, bacon or a fry up.

[Sandstorm]

5/6. 2 is what you get in hotels for breakfast.

Only if the conveyor belt toaster is working properly otherwise it's just warm bread

2 after first pass, 11 after the second

[SaintK]

5/6. 2 is what you get in hotels for breakfast.

Only if the conveyor belt toaster is working properly otherwise it's just warm bread

2 after first pass, 11 after the second

Quite

[sturginho]

7 with butter and marmite

[FalseBayFC]

4 or 5 served with Irish butter. Accompanied by Gentlemens relish, devilled kidneys or grilled lambs sweet breads. A decent champagne, chardonnay or milk stout is an appropriate accompanying quaff. Tea with a splash of milk and no sugar. A line or two or of Colombian is acceptable if you need a pick me up for a morning meeting.

[JPNZ]

I like it lightly toasted so 4/5. I'd bin anything over a 6.

Same as Ovals

[Openside]

5/6. 2 is what you get in hotels for breakfast.

Only if the conveyor belt toaster is working properly otherwise it's just warm bread

Just put it through twice and wait for the sprinklers to go off


bugger seen already covered

[dkm57]

7

missus is 1 if that

[Happyhooker]

toast is overrated. prefer bread in nearly every situation except occasionally with marmalade when a 6/7 would be perfect

[sorCrer]

7

missus is 1 if that

7-8 even 9. Missus doesn't bother with a toaster and just breathes on it.

[laurent]

Proper bread.

[dkm57]

7

missus is 1 if that

7-8 even 9. Missus doesn't bother with a toaster and just breathes on it.

[Chrysoprase]

Wrong colour of bread to start off with, thread goes downhill from there....

[Not_Couch]

5 sometimes 3

[Kiwias]

4, possibly as high as 5.

[mat the expat]

5/6. 2 is what you get in hotels for breakfast.

Only if the conveyor belt toaster is working properly otherwise it's just warm bread

Isn't it a universal rule that you have to use it 3 times?

[Calculon]

Proper bread.

This, Chorleywood bread is an abomination

[ASMO]

Proper bread.

This, Chorleywood bread is an abomination

Well if the thread was "what bread do you like for your toast" this would be a valid answer, but it isn't so these answers are pretentious wank.

[Tichtheid]

Only if the conveyor belt toaster is working properly otherwise it's just warm bread

2 after first pass, 11 after the second

Quite

I've never quite worked out those conveyor belt toasters, I set the smoke alarm off the last time I used one, which would be this coming weekend last year in fact, the second round.

They had to get everyone to go and stand outside.

The breakfast was ace, though.

[laurent]

Proper bread.

This, Chorleywood bread is an abomination

Well if the thread was "what bread do you like for your toast" this would be a valid answer, but it isn't so these answers are pretentious wank.

If you ate proper bread there would not be any need to toast it :P

[robmatic]

This, Chorleywood bread is an abomination

Well if the thread was "what bread do you like for your toast" this would be a valid answer, but it isn't so these answers are pretentious wank.

If you ate proper bread there would not be any need to toast it :P

I appreciate a bit of toasted sourdough.

But anyway, 5 or 6 ideally for me but the addition of copious amounts of good, salted butter means there is some leeway for me up and down.

[Ymx]

5.5

But in general would be fine with anything in the middle row

[Yeeb]

toast is overrated. prefer bread in nearly every situation except occasionally with marmalade when a 6/7 would be perfect

Similar, only 5 for marmalde

I prefer toasted crumpets or teacakes or pittas, to normal sliced bread, and prefer fried slice with a fry up to normal toast. Normal toast is student pauper food, along with pasta bakes and tuna and jacket & beans - nothing wrong in them per se but I’m not 20 so can afford to eat food that doesn’t taste of poverty.

[SaintK]

Proper bread.

This, Chorleywood bread is an abomination

Chorleywood white sliced is perfect for bacon sarnies otherwise, yes it's an abomination

[Torquemada 1420]

For one thing, not using any of those abominations claiming to be bread!!!!!

[And 1 guest]

5 or 6 with loads of melted butter and smoked mackerel. Nom fucking nom.

[Sandstorm]

For one thing, not using any of those abominations claiming to be bread!!!!!

Saw an "Escape to France" program a few years ago and the local camp site shop sold lots of Brit food to cater to the tourists. However every Thursday they had a 100+ loaves of White Sliced delivered and the local French population would line up to buy it all.

[Torquemada 1420]

For one thing, not using any of those abominations claiming to be bread!!!!!

Saw an "Escape to France" program a few years ago and the local camp site shop sold lots of Brit food to cater to the tourists. However every Thursday they had a 100+ loaves of White Sliced delivered and the local French population would line up to buy it all.

Cheaper than feeding the foie gras on corn.