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Torquemada 1420 wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:00 am
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:24 am
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:18 am For one thing, not using any of those abominations claiming to be bread!!!!!

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Saw an "Escape to France" program a few years ago and the local camp site shop sold lots of Brit food to cater to the tourists. However every Thursday they had a 100+ loaves of White Sliced delivered and the local French population would line up to buy it all. :wink:
Cheaper than feeding the foie gras on corn.
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Chrysoprase wrote: Thu Feb 11, 2021 10:33 pm Wrong colour of bread to start off with, thread goes downhill from there....
Is a very good point!! I have not eaten white sliced bread for over 40 years.
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Openside wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:49 pm
Chrysoprase wrote: Thu Feb 11, 2021 10:33 pm Wrong colour of bread to start off with, thread goes downhill from there....
Is a very good point!! I have not eaten white sliced bread for over 40 years.
Not even white sliced sourbough?
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Probably been about a decade since I last ate white breadthrough choice. Would've been 20/21 and just buying up whatever was cheapest in my last year at uni.

The only times I eat it now is when it's the only thing on offer like at work conferences where apparently brown bread or even granary isn't an option for the tiny sandwiches with weird fillings you'd never buy yourself.

As for the toast, 6 or 7. There's no point otherwise.
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It's been alluded to but copious amounts of butter are critical on toast. Margarine or any of it's filthy cousins shouldn't even be allowed in the fridge.
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Toast is just bulk. Why even have a fucking opinion?
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Line6 HXFX wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 3:35 pm Toast is just bulk. Why even have a fucking opinion?
Down with the toast oppressors :thumbdown:
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Line6 HXFX wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 3:35 pm Toast is just bulk. Why even have a fucking opinion?
Burn the heretic :crazy:
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Slick wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 3:52 pm
Line6 HXFX wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 3:35 pm Toast is just bulk. Why even have a fucking opinion?
Down with the toast oppressors :thumbdown:
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ASMO wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 2:18 pm
Openside wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:49 pm
Chrysoprase wrote: Thu Feb 11, 2021 10:33 pm Wrong colour of bread to start off with, thread goes downhill from there....
Is a very good point!! I have not eaten white sliced bread for over 40 years.
Not even white sliced sourbough?
In all honesty no, not unless there's no wholemeal or granary bread on offer.

If the only option is commercially made white bread, I'll just not bother. I genuinely think it's tasteless rubbish, the definition of empty calories.
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4 to 6 generally; 4 if I can't wait cos I'm really hungry. My turds look more like 9 though.
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5 for peanut butter.

5-6 mostly for vegemite. 2/3 butter & 1/3 vegemite - take note Tom Hanks.

Sometimes I prefer 8-9 for vegemite.

Occasionally let the toast cool for vegemite.
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White bread is for people who’s parents still walked them to the school gate as a teenager.

Granary bread, scrambled eggs and kippers before a hard day of the test match leading into the 6N.
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Toasted granary bread is like eating a jumper wearing vegan.
I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
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Bollocks, double post.

Anyway, in honour to this fred, just had a full Welsh breakfast...
I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
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TB63 wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:00 am Bollocks, double post.

Anyway, in honour to this fred, just had a full Welsh breakfast...
5 pints of Buckleys and a Welsh cake?
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ASMO wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 2:18 pm
Openside wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:49 pm
Chrysoprase wrote: Thu Feb 11, 2021 10:33 pm Wrong colour of bread to start off with, thread goes downhill from there....
Is a very good point!! I have not eaten white sliced bread for over 40 years.
Not even white sliced sourbough?
No I do Rye rather than sourdough.
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Chrysoprase wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:24 pm
ASMO wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 2:18 pm
Openside wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:49 pm

Is a very good point!! I have not eaten white sliced bread for over 40 years.
Not even white sliced sourbough?
In all honesty no, not unless there's no wholemeal or granary bread on offer.

If the only option is commercially made white bread, I'll just not bother. I genuinely think it's tasteless rubbish, the definition of empty calories.
Ditto - white sliced bread is the cheapest way to may water stand up...
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notfatcat wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:58 pm
TB63 wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:00 am Bollocks, double post.

Anyway, in honour to this fred, just had a full Welsh breakfast...
5 pints of Buckleys and a Welsh cake?
Buckleys long gone!

Felinfoel though..👍
I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
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Toast is like Crack when you're doing low-carb. Fruit Toast is worse
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