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ASMO
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Possibly.......maybe....car accident, had to be cut out, in hospital condition unknown
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Sandstorm
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Not good.
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“Multiple leg injuries....“
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Sandstorm wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:15 pm “Multiple leg injuries....“
Reported to be in surgery - no details with respect to the seriousness of the injuries, other than that.
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Looks like he rolled it down an embankment/hill.
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front of the car looks properly smashed
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Now is the time to make the challenge.

Me and you Tiger, 1st hole - 9am tomorrow
I drink and I forget things.
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Enzedder wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:06 am Now is the time to make the challenge.

Me and you Tiger, 1st hole - 9am tomorrow
Stevie Wonder got in first - they are playing tonight at midnight!

Whats the cause of the crash? He has form!

- Drugs
- Booze
- Looking at phone
- Asleep
- Speeding
- Other

My bet is on the excess prescription drugs and painkillers in the body.
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Well Genesis Invitational got their money's worth from their advertising.
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dpedin wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:36 am
Enzedder wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:06 am Now is the time to make the challenge.

Me and you Tiger, 1st hole - 9am tomorrow
Stevie Wonder got in first - they are playing tonight at midnight!

Whats the cause of the crash? He has form!

- Drugs
- Booze
- Looking at phone
- Asleep
- Speeding
- Other

My bet is on the excess prescription drugs and painkillers in the body.
No drugs or alcohol according to the local constabulary.
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GogLais wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:08 am
dpedin wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:36 am
Enzedder wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:06 am Now is the time to make the challenge.

Me and you Tiger, 1st hole - 9am tomorrow
Stevie Wonder got in first - they are playing tonight at midnight!

Whats the cause of the crash? He has form!

- Drugs
- Booze
- Looking at phone
- Asleep
- Speeding
- Other

My bet is on the excess prescription drugs and painkillers in the body.
No drugs or alcohol according to the local constabulary.
I heard that but they said it didnt appear to be alcohol or drugs and I presume they mean he wasn't spaced out on illegal drugs. I will await a blood test result before admitting I have lost my bet.
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dpedin wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:13 am
GogLais wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:08 am
dpedin wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:36 am

Stevie Wonder got in first - they are playing tonight at midnight!

Whats the cause of the crash? He has form!

- Drugs
- Booze
- Looking at phone
- Asleep
- Speeding
- Other

My bet is on the excess prescription drugs and painkillers in the body.
No drugs or alcohol according to the local constabulary.
I heard that but they said it didnt appear to be alcohol or drugs and I presume they mean he wasn't spaced out on illegal drugs. I will await a blood test result before admitting I have lost my bet.
No blood test according to this...
Deputies responding to Woods saw no evidence of impairment, Villanueva said, and they didn't ask hospital officials to take a blood draw, he said.
https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/23/us/t ... index.html
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dpedin wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:13 am
GogLais wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:08 am
dpedin wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:36 am

Stevie Wonder got in first - they are playing tonight at midnight!

Whats the cause of the crash? He has form!

- Drugs
- Booze
- Looking at phone
- Asleep
- Speeding
- Other

My bet is on the excess prescription drugs and painkillers in the body.
No drugs or alcohol according to the local constabulary.
I heard that but they said it didnt appear to be alcohol or drugs and I presume they mean he wasn't spaced out on illegal drugs. I will await a blood test result before admitting I have lost my bet.
I wondered myself, inevitable really.
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He's recovering from back surgery?

So he probably just accidentally mixed his pain meds again with a few tequilas at 06:30 am before deciding to go for a drive...
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He's a pain pill addict. No sign he was pissed at dawn, so I guess we'll just put it down to an unfortunate accident. Maybe blame 5G or chemtrails.
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BBC article at one point mentioned suspicions of excess speed being the likely factor.
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Sanjay Gupta on CNN......... "Serious injury, He's not out of the woods yet"
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The Druid wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:59 pm Sanjay Gupta on CNN......... "Serious injury, He's not out of the woods yet"
He’s probably in a lot of pine.
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fractured leg and shattered ankle
That's going to be tough recovery that's going to need a shit load of luck.
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Well after Tigers drive, he has been left in the woods with a nasty hanging lie...
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Grandpa wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:08 pm
dpedin wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:13 am
GogLais wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:08 am

No drugs or alcohol according to the local constabulary.
I heard that but they said it didnt appear to be alcohol or drugs and I presume they mean he wasn't spaced out on illegal drugs. I will await a blood test result before admitting I have lost my bet.
No blood test according to this...
Deputies responding to Woods saw no evidence of impairment, Villanueva said, and they didn't ask hospital officials to take a blood draw, he said.
https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/23/us/t ... index.html
In some ways the US is totally Mickey Mouse the UK would as a matter of course take blood samples of a driver involved in a crash of this sort.
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Openside wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 2:16 pm
Grandpa wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:08 pm
dpedin wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:13 am

I heard that but they said it didnt appear to be alcohol or drugs and I presume they mean he wasn't spaced out on illegal drugs. I will await a blood test result before admitting I have lost my bet.
No blood test according to this...
Deputies responding to Woods saw no evidence of impairment, Villanueva said, and they didn't ask hospital officials to take a blood draw, he said.
https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/23/us/t ... index.html
In some ways the US is totally Mickey Mouse the UK would as a matter of course take blood samples of a driver involved in a crash of this sort.
You would think... rather than going by the Cops saying he seemed ok...
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Grandpa wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 2:46 pm
Openside wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 2:16 pm
Grandpa wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:08 pm

No blood test according to this...



https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/23/us/t ... index.html
In some ways the US is totally Mickey Mouse the UK would as a matter of course take blood samples of a driver involved in a crash of this sort.
You would think... rather than going by the Cops saying he seemed ok...
Especially when that person has previously been arrested for driving under the influence (and who later claimed to be addicted to prescription drugs).
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