I meant financial reports but wanted a word everyone understands. The point stands. Depending on who is presenting a report you can make it sound like exactly what you want it to sound like. I find it very strange how infections and deaths have dropped so dramatically. And I mean absolutely off the charts. Late last year the economy was dealt a second blow with another lockdown. Zuma s family probably made a fortune out of illicit cigarettes during lockdowns. Damn I even smoked some of that shit at the end out of absolute desperation. Vowing from the start that I would not do so . But you do what you must. Then BAT had them by the balls in court and it all ended. Hey presto the economy opens up again and the numbers are like wtf....the rest of the world was locking down and our numbers were dropping drastically. I suspect a great deal of manipulation in the numbers to suit agendas.FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:39 pmYou mean income statement, balance sheet shows solvency. Yes I am serious about the crime wave and civil unrest. The poor have very little left in the tank and winter is here soon.Sards wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:14 pmDude you can put a balance sheet in front of me showing a profit and in half an hour I will show a break even. Data can so easily be manipulated .Blake wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:29 pm
100% agree.
My point is that us as individuals should be data literate and vigilant so that we can spot the trends early enough so that we don't have to wait for the heavy hammer of Government to come slamming down on us. We are not out of the woods by any stretch of the imagination and if we become complacent there will be an upswing, a 3rd wave and possibly another catastrophic lockdown...all avoidable.
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True, but give me decent forensic auditor and your fraud will be exposed.Sards wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:14 pm Dude you can put a balance sheet in front of me showing a profit and in half an hour I will show a break even. Data can so easily be manipulated .
There are so many eyeballs from actuaries and statisticians and academics on the Covid data and it is being picked apart by so many people and models and simulations, that there really isn’t really anywhere to hide in the data.
Where there was underreporting, of covid infections or deaths, there are a number of other data markers to expose that and it is adjusted for in the models used for decision making.
But the media and public usually focus on the most flawed numbers because they are also the easiest to interpret...and challenge based on anecdotal experiences or stories.
Cool. Start at the beginning. Just so I can understand. Who collected all the data. I don't feel like googling Covid...that shit will be all over my phoneBlake wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 8:37 pmTrue, but give me decent forensic auditor and your fraud will be exposed.Sards wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:14 pm Dude you can put a balance sheet in front of me showing a profit and in half an hour I will show a break even. Data can so easily be manipulated .
There are so many eyeballs from actuaries and statisticians and academics on the Covid data and it is being picked apart by so many people and models and simulations, that there really isn’t really anywhere to hide in the data.
Where there was underreporting, of covid infections or deaths, there are a number of other data markers to expose that and it is adjusted for in the models used for decision making.
But the media and public usually focus on the most flawed numbers because they are also the easiest to interpret...and challenge based on anecdotal experiences or stories.
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As long as it isn't Sards stats.
The result last night must have pleased you.
Your contacts at the robots? The newspaper sellers?FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:40 pmYep, a lot of the talk on the other threads seems to involve cock waving, hand wringing, hubris and schadenfreude. All based on the global death and infection rankings.Blake wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:29 pm100% agree.FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:07 pm Accurately tracking infections and deaths was never going to be possible in SA. The primary objective imo was to prevent our health system being completely overwhelmed. Pointless to compare ourselves on any worldometer. Press on with vaccination and continue with prudent containment measures is now key. But we also need to remove any obstacles to our economic recovery. That is causing more suffering than the illness itself - the economic collapse that is.
My point is that us as individuals should be data literate and vigilant so that we can spot the trends early enough so that we don't have to wait for the heavy hammer of Government to come slamming down on us. We are not out of the woods by any stretch of the imagination and if we become complacent there will be an upswing, a 3rd wave and possibly another catastrophic lockdown...all avoidable.
I think that considering our circumstances we've done OK. I rely on local anecdotal evidence, some data like the small sample sero-prevalence studies etc to inform my attitude to this.
My contacts in Khayelitsha, Mitchells plain etc suggest that another lockdown won't be tolerated. A major crime wave and civil unrest would be on the cards imo.
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I don't know were he gets his info but I know when poor South Africans get angry they fokon burn stuff.Chilli wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:24 amYour contacts at the robots? The newspaper sellers?FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:40 pmYep, a lot of the talk on the other threads seems to involve cock waving, hand wringing, hubris and schadenfreude. All based on the global death and infection rankings.Blake wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:29 pm
100% agree.
My point is that us as individuals should be data literate and vigilant so that we can spot the trends early enough so that we don't have to wait for the heavy hammer of Government to come slamming down on us. We are not out of the woods by any stretch of the imagination and if we become complacent there will be an upswing, a 3rd wave and possibly another catastrophic lockdown...all avoidable.
I think that considering our circumstances we've done OK. I rely on local anecdotal evidence, some data like the small sample sero-prevalence studies etc to inform my attitude to this.
My contacts in Khayelitsha, Mitchells plain etc suggest that another lockdown won't be tolerated. A major crime wave and civil unrest would be on the cards imo.
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lol no I mean people I've worked with, work with, go to church with, played league cricket and rugby with. Our church does food and adult diaper distribution on the cape flats and townships. I have met and worked with gang members from most of Cape Towns big gangs. Many of them cross over between formal business and crime. To get access to some areas for charity work you need to meet some shady characters.Chilli wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:24 amYour contacts at the robots? The newspaper sellers?FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:40 pmYep, a lot of the talk on the other threads seems to involve cock waving, hand wringing, hubris and schadenfreude. All based on the global death and infection rankings.Blake wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:29 pm
100% agree.
My point is that us as individuals should be data literate and vigilant so that we can spot the trends early enough so that we don't have to wait for the heavy hammer of Government to come slamming down on us. We are not out of the woods by any stretch of the imagination and if we become complacent there will be an upswing, a 3rd wave and possibly another catastrophic lockdown...all avoidable.
I think that considering our circumstances we've done OK. I rely on local anecdotal evidence, some data like the small sample sero-prevalence studies etc to inform my attitude to this.
My contacts in Khayelitsha, Mitchells plain etc suggest that another lockdown won't be tolerated. A major crime wave and civil unrest would be on the cards imo.
Holdings thumbs for you boet. All the best.assfly wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:53 am Guy in my office tested positive yesterday. Currently awaiting testing and office shut for two weeks. The 3rd wave is well and truly here in Kenya.
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It was a bit of a woosh.FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:17 amlol no I mean people I've worked with, work with, go to church with, played league cricket and rugby with. Our church does food and adult diaper distribution on the cape flats and townships. I have met and worked with gang members from most of Cape Towns big gangs. Many of them cross over between formal business and crime. To get access to some areas for charity work you need to meet some shady characters.Chilli wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:24 amYour contacts at the robots? The newspaper sellers?FalseBayFC wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:40 pm
Yep, a lot of the talk on the other threads seems to involve cock waving, hand wringing, hubris and schadenfreude. All based on the global death and infection rankings.
I think that considering our circumstances we've done OK. I rely on local anecdotal evidence, some data like the small sample sero-prevalence studies etc to inform my attitude to this.
My contacts in Khayelitsha, Mitchells plain etc suggest that another lockdown won't be tolerated. A major crime wave and civil unrest would be on the cards imo.
One of our departed posters used to get his rugby knowledge from them.
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ah OK.Chilli wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:29 amIt was a bit of a woosh.FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:17 amlol no I mean people I've worked with, work with, go to church with, played league cricket and rugby with. Our church does food and adult diaper distribution on the cape flats and townships. I have met and worked with gang members from most of Cape Towns big gangs. Many of them cross over between formal business and crime. To get access to some areas for charity work you need to meet some shady characters.
One of our departed posters used to get his rugby knowledge from them.

No more newspaper sellers. Carguards and car washers aplenty.
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Absolutely - get well soon Assfly.
Eish. I hope that it hasn't spread through your office.assfly wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:53 am Guy in my office tested positive yesterday. Currently awaiting testing and office shut for two weeks. The 3rd wave is well and truly here in Kenya.
It may have already come and gone, It's a young team and in Kenya we've consistently had 80-90% of cases asymptomatic. But let's see and hope for the best.
Good luck!
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Hope you stay away from your wife for 2 weeks.assfly wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:53 am Guy in my office tested positive yesterday. Currently awaiting testing and office shut for two weeks. The 3rd wave is well and truly here in Kenya.
As tempting as it sounds, it's not entirely practical. If I've got it, it is highly likely she will already have, and the kids. But yes I will isolate until they can all test too.
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That sound easy. Control yourself!assfly wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 11:37 amAs tempting as it sounds, it's not entirely practical. If I've got it, it is highly likely she will already have, and the kids. But yes I will isolate until they can all test too.

But you're right. I think some time away fishing in the bush is in order.
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What type of fish do you catch in the bush?
Tilapia mostly.
There are rivers in the bush.
But to be honest, I'd probably have a better chance of catching a plant than a fish.
My wife has Covid. Four years ago she had a stroke weakening her left side mainly but she got to walking fine. On Monday she showed flu-like symptoms like high temperature and sore throat which we treated with ice packs etc. and since then her temperature wasn’t much above normal. But she was getting weaker and couldn’t walk to the loo. We thought it was a mini-stroke and called the ambulance.
On admission they always test for Covid and she was positive. CAT scans showed no brain change. So all the weakness must be due to Covid. She is in ICU and looks stable. I have no symptoms as yet, have had a test (results in 48 hours), and am self-isolating.
On checking all the people we have been in contact with - fairly few - I found that one of the house cleaners has covid as well. They were here last Tuesday and we tried to stay in different rooms from them. Not too well, apparently. Wife is stable.
On admission they always test for Covid and she was positive. CAT scans showed no brain change. So all the weakness must be due to Covid. She is in ICU and looks stable. I have no symptoms as yet, have had a test (results in 48 hours), and am self-isolating.
On checking all the people we have been in contact with - fairly few - I found that one of the house cleaners has covid as well. They were here last Tuesday and we tried to stay in different rooms from them. Not too well, apparently. Wife is stable.
Have you tried that new restaurant Cuccino...I did itCalculon wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:23 am Hope your wife makes a quick recovery Fangle.
I'm currently in Stellenbosch, thousands of students have invaded the town, no social distancing and minimal mask wearing.
Good luck boet. Terrible when your partner is illFangle wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 10:00 pm My wife has Covid. Four years ago she had a stroke weakening her left side mainly but she got to walking fine. On Monday she showed flu-like symptoms like high temperature and sore throat which we treated with ice packs etc. and since then her temperature wasn’t much above normal. But she was getting weaker and couldn’t walk to the loo. We thought it was a mini-stroke and called the ambulance.
On admission they always test for Covid and she was positive. CAT scans showed no brain change. So all the weakness must be due to Covid. She is in ICU and looks stable. I have no symptoms as yet, have had a test (results in 48 hours), and am self-isolating.
On checking all the people we have been in contact with - fairly few - I found that one of the house cleaners has covid as well. They were here last Tuesday and we tried to stay in different rooms from them. Not too well, apparently. Wife is stable.
Eish. take care Fangle.Fangle wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 10:00 pm My wife has Covid. Four years ago she had a stroke weakening her left side mainly but she got to walking fine. On Monday she showed flu-like symptoms like high temperature and sore throat which we treated with ice packs etc. and since then her temperature wasn’t much above normal. But she was getting weaker and couldn’t walk to the loo. We thought it was a mini-stroke and called the ambulance.
On admission they always test for Covid and she was positive. CAT scans showed no brain change. So all the weakness must be due to Covid. She is in ICU and looks stable. I have no symptoms as yet, have had a test (results in 48 hours), and am self-isolating.
On checking all the people we have been in contact with - fairly few - I found that one of the house cleaners has covid as well. They were here last Tuesday and we tried to stay in different rooms from them. Not too well, apparently. Wife is stable.
Beers on you at the pub later?assfly wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:28 am My test came back negative, as has most of my office so far. Thankfully everyone has been quite good about wearing of masks.
Best of luck to your wife Fangle![]()
Damn, sorry to hear that Oom.Fangle wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 10:00 pm My wife has Covid. Four years ago she had a stroke weakening her left side mainly but she got to walking fine. On Monday she showed flu-like symptoms like high temperature and sore throat which we treated with ice packs etc. and since then her temperature wasn’t much above normal. But she was getting weaker and couldn’t walk to the loo. We thought it was a mini-stroke and called the ambulance.
On admission they always test for Covid and she was positive. CAT scans showed no brain change. So all the weakness must be due to Covid. She is in ICU and looks stable. I have no symptoms as yet, have had a test (results in 48 hours), and am self-isolating.
On checking all the people we have been in contact with - fairly few - I found that one of the house cleaners has covid as well. They were here last Tuesday and we tried to stay in different rooms from them. Not too well, apparently. Wife is stable.
Pretty much exactly the same thing as what happened to my gran. We also suspect she got it from one of the cleaners at the retirement village she lived at.
Hope you get your test back soon - at least if you are negative it's one less thing to stress about. Crazy that the turnaround time is 48 hours...12 hours seems to be the norm here.
Sterkte!
That's great news!assfly wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:28 am My test came back negative, as has most of my office so far. Thankfully everyone has been quite good about wearing of masks.
I've also dodged a couple of bullets at work. We've had 2 incidents at the office where I lucked out.
The one time a coworker I'd been in close proximity to for a couple of hours during the day let me know his fiance tested positive the next day. Luckily his test was negative.
The other time I bailed on a work trip list minute due to conflicting commitments and 5 people from our department caught it. 2 of them (both in their 30s) got really sick, both saying it's the most ill they've ever been.
It's a bit of a wake-up call when it gets that close.