The Official Braai Thread

[sorCrer]

I am genuinely curious.....Russian mail order bride?

Eastern Cape farmers daughter.

Nippers family?

Sadly not. The Kloppers have a lot of money.

[Chilli]

Eastern Cape farmers daughter.

Nippers family?

Sadly not. The Kloppers have a lot of money.

Who are they?

[sorCrer]

Nippers family?

Sadly not. The Kloppers have a lot of money.

Who are they?

https://kloppers.co.za/about-kloppers-our-story/

[Chilli]

Sadly not. The Kloppers have a lot of money.

Who are they?

https://kloppers.co.za/about-kloppers-our-story/

Never heard of them..................... POPI Act.etc etc

[Big Nipper]

Sadly not. The Kloppers have a lot of money.

Who are they?

https://kloppers.co.za/about-kloppers-our-story/

I wish we had lots of money

[sorCrer]

Who are they?

https://kloppers.co.za/about-kloppers-our-story/

Never heard of them..................... POPI Act.etc etc

POPIA doesn't apply to Elites and celebrities.

[Chilli]

https://kloppers.co.za/about-kloppers-our-story/

Never heard of them..................... POPI Act.etc etc

POPIA doesn't apply to Elites and celebrities.

Handy is a Klopper?

[handyman]

Never heard of them..................... POPI Act.etc etc

POPIA doesn't apply to Elites and celebrities.

Handy is a Klopper?

[sorCrer]

Never heard of them..................... POPI Act.etc etc

POPIA doesn't apply to Elites and celebrities.

Handy is a Klopper?

They're all fokken Kloppers

Except Sards, Oompie, me, you and Sandyvag

[handyman]

POPIA doesn't apply to Elites and celebrities.

Handy is a Klopper?

They're all fokken Kloppers

Except Sards, Oompie, me, you and Sandyvag

Please guys, you forgot the tantrum. Let's not post personal details.

[Big Nipper]

Well the cat has been out of the bag for some time now, so no biggy

[average joe]

POPIA doesn't apply to Elites and celebrities.

Handy is a Klopper?

They're all fokken Kloppers

Except Sards, Oompie, me, you and Sandyvag

Jou ma's n fokkon klopper.

[sorCrer]

Handy is a Klopper?

They're all fokken Kloppers

Except Sards, Oompie, me, you and Sandyvag

Jou ma's n fokkon klopper.

Jou pa klop an almal se deure en vra of jou ma daar is.

[average joe]

They're all fokken Kloppers

Except Sards, Oompie, me, you and Sandyvag

Jou ma's n fokkon klopper.

Jou pa klop an almal se deure en vra of jou ma daar is.

Jy jaag geeste op

[Chilli]

POPIA doesn't apply to Elites and celebrities.

Handy is a Klopper?

They're all fokken Kloppers

Except Sards, Oompie, me, you and Sandyvag

We're Konte!

[Big Nipper]

Handy is a Klopper?

They're all fokken Kloppers

Except Sards, Oompie, me, you and Sandyvag

We're Konte!

[Chilli]

They're all fokken Kloppers

Except Sards, Oompie, me, you and Sandyvag

We're Konte!

Have you bought meat from the Superspar in Humerail? They have dry aged steak and T-Bones which are 10cm thick. I'm going there on Friday to get a T-Bone.

[Big Nipper]

I have not bought meat from there yet, but hell it is an impressive Spar. Will give it a bash

[Sards]

I have not bought meat from there yet, but hell it is an impressive Spar. Will give it a bash

Hopefully my Diablos will be in all the Spars one day. Still trialing it in Cape Town

[assfly]

Zimbo braai review:

[Chilli]

Zimbo braai review:

[Chilli]

Checkers had T-Bone at R89.99 per kg
It was great on the braai.

[average joe]

Checkers had T-Bone at R89.99 per kg
It was great on the braai.

Emphasis on the "had" they have none now, all fokon gone.

Wait, you paid for yours?

[Chilli]

Checkers had T-Bone at R89.99 per kg
It was great on the braai.

Emphasis on the "had" they have none now, all fokon gone.

Wait, you paid for yours?

Yeah.........what can I say.

[OomStruisbaai]

Checkers had T-Bone at R89.99 per kg
It was great on the braai.

Emphasis on the "had" they have none now, all fokon gone.

Wait, you paid for yours?

Yeah.........what can I say.

I also bought on Ssaturday. Asked the butcher to cut it thicker. told me that it's man size and R10 per kg extra. I just give up.

[handyman]

Lads, what are we braaiing this weekend?

[sorCrer]

Lads, what are we braaiing this weekend?

Wors, lamb chops some sosaties, garlic bread and po-ta-to salad

I use baby potato's for my potato salad.

Boiled in skin, slightly over cooked. Drain off water and in the hot pot mix it a crap load of mayo and a packet of bit's of bacon cooked crispy. stir vigorously with a wooden spoon so that the break up just slightly. Bit of salt & pepper and some chopped chives if wanted.

Fucking excellent the next morning fried in butter.

[handyman]

Lads, what are we braaiing this weekend?

Wors, lamb chops some sosaties, garlic bread and po-ta-to salad

Enjoy boet Sounds good.

[handyman]

Have to break out the big guns for the first Lions test on Saturday. I'm home alone, will likely do steak and chips.

[sorCrer]

Have to break out the big guns for the first Lions test on Saturday. I'm home alone, will likely do steak and chips.

Tricky. Lockdown has got me off the drink but I do like a dop for a Bok test.

[handyman]

Have to break out the big guns for the first Lions test on Saturday. I'm home alone, will likely do steak and chips.

Tricky. Lockdown has got me off the drink but I do like a dop for a Bok test.

Gotta have a dop for a test! Only 2 beers left, will leave that for when I'm lighting the fire and then a few brandies.

[OomStruisbaai]

Have to break out the big guns for the first Lions test on Saturday. I'm home alone, will likely do steak and chips.

Must be kak watching the test alone.

My neighbours wont be happy if I do this.

[Chilli]

Lads, what are we braaiing this weekend?

Wors, lamb chops some sosaties, garlic bread and po-ta-to salad

I use baby potato's for my potato salad.

Boiled in skin, slightly over cooked. Drain off water and in the hot pot mix it a crap load of mayo and a packet of bit's of bacon cooked crispy. stir vigorously with a wooden spoon so that the break up just slightly. Bit of salt & pepper and some chopped chives if wanted.

Fucking excellent the next morning fried in butter.

Add gherkin and a little condensed milk.

[handyman]

Have to break out the big guns for the first Lions test on Saturday. I'm home alone, will likely do steak and chips.

Must be kak watching the test alone.

My neighbours wont be happy if I do this.

Family is gone, but will probably have a mate or 2 over.

[OomStruisbaai]

Have to break out the big guns for the first Lions test on Saturday. I'm home alone, will likely do steak and chips.

Must be kak watching the test alone.

My neighbours wont be happy if I do this.

Family is gone, but will probably have a mate or 2 over.

When is your isolation klaar?

[sorCrer]

Lads, what are we braaiing this weekend?

Wors, lamb chops some sosaties, garlic bread and po-ta-to salad

I use baby potato's for my potato salad.

Boiled in skin, slightly over cooked. Drain off water and in the hot pot mix it a crap load of mayo and a packet of bit's of bacon cooked crispy. stir vigorously with a wooden spoon so that the break up just slightly. Bit of salt & pepper and some chopped chives if wanted.

Fucking excellent the next morning fried in butter.

Add gherkin and a little condensed milk.

My boet throws in condensed milk. Can see chopped gherkins working and possibly even some well fried chopped onions/garlic.

[handyman]

Must be kak watching the test alone.

My neighbours wont be happy if I do this.

Family is gone, but will probably have a mate or 2 over.

When is your isolation klaar?

Thursday morning. Cannot wait haha.

[Chilli]

Wors, lamb chops some sosaties, garlic bread and po-ta-to salad

I use baby potato's for my potato salad.

Boiled in skin, slightly over cooked. Drain off water and in the hot pot mix it a crap load of mayo and a packet of bit's of bacon cooked crispy. stir vigorously with a wooden spoon so that the break up just slightly. Bit of salt & pepper and some chopped chives if wanted.

Fucking excellent the next morning fried in butter.

Add gherkin and a little condensed milk.

My boet throws in condensed milk. Can see chopped gherkins working and possibly even some well fried chopped onions/garlic.

Raw red onion?

[sorCrer]

Add gherkin and a little condensed milk.

My boet throws in condensed milk. Can see chopped gherkins working and possibly even some well fried chopped onions/garlic.

Raw red onion?

With bacon and mayo you cannot go wrong. Finely chopped.

[OomStruisbaai]

Family is gone, but will probably have a mate or 2 over.

When is your isolation klaar?

Thursday morning. Cannot wait haha.

First week you have to sleep with your hands above the blankets.