So now that we've established that a player can "tilt" over by his own weight and forces of nature , how would you defend against a player that was diving for the line without fear of being sanctioned? Or are you supposed to just let him score.sockwithaticket wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:52 pm
Fine, active wasn't a useful word to throw in there because active or passive, tilting a player in a tackle like that is illegal and will be sanctioned. Or would if anyone still did it. but players seem to have managed to modify their behaviour on this.
Owens would have disallowed May's acrobat try
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Pick him up, drive forward and dump him on his arse. You can’t tilt a playeraverage joe wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 6:49 amSo now that we've established that a player can "tilt" over by his own weight and forces of nature , how would you defend against a player that was diving for the line without fear of being sanctioned? Or are you supposed to just let him score.sockwithaticket wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:52 pm
Fine, active wasn't a useful word to throw in there because active or passive, tilting a player in a tackle like that is illegal and will be sanctioned. Or would if anyone still did it. but players seem to have managed to modify their behaviour on this.
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If he's diving he's already horizontal with his arse pointing to the sky. I'd like to see you try pick him up, turn him over and dump him on his arse.Hong Kong wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:11 amPick him up, drive forward and dump him on his arse. You can’t tilt a playeraverage joe wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 6:49 amSo now that we've established that a player can "tilt" over by his own weight and forces of nature , how would you defend against a player that was diving for the line without fear of being sanctioned? Or are you supposed to just let him score.sockwithaticket wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:52 pm
Fine, active wasn't a useful word to throw in there because active or passive, tilting a player in a tackle like that is illegal and will be sanctioned. Or would if anyone still did it. but players seem to have managed to modify their behaviour on this.
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We're talking about rugby here not the NFL, right? Perhaps we should create a law that when some fat forward is faster at falling over on a ruck gets to walk to the try line unhindered ,spike the ball and do a little dance for five points. Jeez, leave it to the fokon English to find a way for their team to win something.
Leave it to the Saffers to decide that foul play is fine when they think it's fine...
Seriously, I'm just engaging with the hypothetical you presented: a situation where it's impossible to stop a player scoring with a legal action. If it's impossible, don't do it.
But realistically, everyone following this conversation knows that the idea that a player who's already diving for the line being tackled is not going to provoke a call of a tip tackle because the tackler isn't the one who lifted or tipped the tackled player. So basically it's a fucking stupid premise not grounded in reality.
But it was a fun exercise nonetheless.
Seriously, I'm just engaging with the hypothetical you presented: a situation where it's impossible to stop a player scoring with a legal action. If it's impossible, don't do it.
But realistically, everyone following this conversation knows that the idea that a player who's already diving for the line being tackled is not going to provoke a call of a tip tackle because the tackler isn't the one who lifted or tipped the tackled player. So basically it's a fucking stupid premise not grounded in reality.
But it was a fun exercise nonetheless.
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Aaaanywayyys, coming back to the May issue, if you English pansies looked past your victim mentality perhaps you would realize that what May did was dangerous and could potentially have left the Italian defender seriously injured.JM2K6 wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 10:13 am Leave it to the Saffers to decide that foul play is fine when they think it's fine...
Seriously, I'm just engaging with the hypothetical you presented: a situation where it's impossible to stop a player scoring with a legal action. If it's impossible, don't do it.
But realistically, everyone following this conversation knows that the idea that a player who's already diving for the line being tackled is not going to provoke a call of a tip tackle because the tackler isn't the one who lifted or tipped the tackled player. So basically it's a fucking stupid premise not grounded in reality.
But it was a fun exercise nonetheless.
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Sure "it's cause we're English"
That's weird. You're quoting... who, exactly? Probably not me. Given I said the only reason it was causing argument is because he jumped more vertically than horizontally.
Unless you're dumb enough to take the jokes seriously, even when I used the old winky-face for the hard of understanding.
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You're kidding right? like before when you used the old winkly-face? I mean, your fellow countrymen did have a whole conversation about it.JM2K6 wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:18 amThat's weird. You're quoting... who, exactly? Probably not me. Given I said the only reason it was causing argument is because he jumped more vertically than horizontally.
Unless you're dumb enough to take the jokes seriously, even when I used the old winky-face for the hard of understanding.
I've never seen or heard of a person jumping horizontally and unless his mom foked a jackrabbit* there's no way he could dive vertically.
*I dont think it's physically possible even for a bastard hybrid jackrabbit.
What if May had dived so forcibly... he went under-ground... popping above ground again only upon reaching the tryline...
Would the try be allowed?
Are there any laws against burrowing? Or more specifically.. burrowing Englishman?
Would the try be allowed?
Are there any laws against burrowing? Or more specifically.. burrowing Englishman?
So take it up with them and not the person you're arguing with?average joe wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:51 amYou're kidding right? like before when you used the old winkly-face? I mean, your fellow countrymen did have a whole conversation about it.JM2K6 wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:18 amThat's weird. You're quoting... who, exactly? Probably not me. Given I said the only reason it was causing argument is because he jumped more vertically than horizontally.
Unless you're dumb enough to take the jokes seriously, even when I used the old winky-face for the hard of understanding.
A dive often requires you to jump. Otherwise it's just a collapse.I've never seen or heard of a person jumping horizontally and unless his mom foked a jackrabbit* there's no way he could dive vertically.
*I dont think it's physically possible even for a bastard hybrid jackrabbit.
Go look at any number of finishes in the corner where players are trying to avoid going into touch and have put their feet in the air, and tell me they're not also jumping
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I don't know but i wouldn't want to burrow an Englishman, they might just want a whole continent as repayment.Grandpa wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:56 am What if May had dived so forcibly... he went under-ground... popping above ground again only upon reaching the tryline...
Would the try be allowed?
Are there any laws against burrowing? Or more specifically.. burrowing Englishman?
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I never took it up with anyone, I just left it there for someone to try on. Kinda like cinderella's glass slipper.JM2K6 wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:01 pm
So take it up with them and not the person you're arguing with?
A dive often requires you to jump. Otherwise it's just a collapse.
Go look at any number of finishes in the corner where players are trying to avoid going into touch and have put their feet in the air, and tell me they're not also jumping
jumping

diving

leaping

falling

JM2K6 jumping horizontally

Some talent in there... Nigel would have a field day...average joe wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:21 pmI never took it up with anyone, I just left it there for someone to try on. Kinda like cinderella's glass slipper.JM2K6 wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:01 pm
So take it up with them and not the person you're arguing with?
A dive often requires you to jump. Otherwise it's just a collapse.
Go look at any number of finishes in the corner where players are trying to avoid going into touch and have put their feet in the air, and tell me they're not also jumping
jumping
diving
leaping
falling
JM2K6 jumping horizontally
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You're comparing that with what May did?JM2K6 wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:46 pm Which one of those ends with the player landing off his feet...?
Brian Habana must have been amazing to do this without jumping
A dive! Where, um, he avoids a potential tackler by leaping into the air
No? I've made it pretty clear that May's thing was weird and probably exceptional.average joe wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:58 pmYou're comparing that with what May did?JM2K6 wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:46 pm Which one of those ends with the player landing off his feet...?
Brian Habana must have been amazing to do this without jumping
A dive! Where, um, he avoids a potential tackler by leaping into the air
I'm suggesting your insistence that players don't leap or jump when trying to dodge tacklers in the air and diving to score doesn't hold up. Which, well, it doesn't.
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I've change my mind, it's definitely because you're English.
Burrowing would be a double movement, law 14.7.Grandpa wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:56 am What if May had dived so forcibly... he went under-ground... popping above ground again only upon reaching the tryline...
Would the try be allowed?
Are there any laws against burrowing? Or more specifically.. burrowing Englishman?
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
Damn, Frans Steyn went down hard! Hope he's ok?
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Since when did he start playing for the Bulls?
“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”
Insane_Homer wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 4:06 pmSince when did he start playing for the Bulls?

He burrowed under the tackler, therefore not heldBiffer wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 3:01 pmBurrowing would be a double movement, law 14.7.Grandpa wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:56 am What if May had dived so forcibly... he went under-ground... popping above ground again only upon reaching the tryline...
Would the try be allowed?
Are there any laws against burrowing? Or more specifically.. burrowing Englishman?