Re: Examples of bullshit business speak here...
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2021 4:37 pm
"Let's take this offline". Particularly as I now use this one and don't know how to stop...
A place where escape goats go to play
https://www.notplanetrugby.com/
I had one of those for a bloody sports job, of all things! The advert had a lot of generalities so I decided to use some examples from some other positions I'd researched (and one I job-shadowed!), focusing on creating better quality and breadth of service. I brought in some having-been-on-the-ground input as to what I'd do to make things better. At the end of pitching a wide-ranging (and not expensive!) plan to improve rugby, they almost seemed to pooh-pooh it with "What about these other [jargon]?" I had little clue what they were talking about. Hinted for clarity. Didn't get much. Offered some other ideas, still not sure what they were on about. Got a thanks and that was it. Obviously didn't get the gig. They gave it to someone who was somewhat internal who did none of what I was talking about, so I heard, re: community development, focusing mostly on elites.Uncle fester wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 3:49 pm
Another is adverts for jobs that are written 100% in jargon. Job could be a straightforward business analyst but the lingo makes it look like quantum physics and it puts people off applying and the ones that do, don't understand what it is that they are applying for.
Too thick to understand what people are telling him?
That's slightly unfair, many companies pay quite decent salaries to HR people so that they have a robust hiring process in place. It probably won't result in the right person being hired, but there's plenty of time, effort and money being spent there.Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:07 pm Advertising a job is such a lottery. Think about it, you need the right person to happen to be looking for a job and to happen to see the job ad when it's a live opportunity. There's so much luck and jeopardy involved for an investment that will likely cost the company £hundreds of thousands over the term of the new employees time with the company. Companies apply more due diligence to the procurement of their office furniture than they do to the employees that will use it.
robmatic wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:39 pmThat's slightly unfair, many companies pay quite decent salaries to HR people so that they have a robust hiring process in place. It probably won't result in the right person being hired, but there's plenty of time, effort and money being spent there.Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:07 pm Advertising a job is such a lottery. Think about it, you need the right person to happen to be looking for a job and to happen to see the job ad when it's a live opportunity. There's so much luck and jeopardy involved for an investment that will likely cost the company £hundreds of thousands over the term of the new employees time with the company. Companies apply more due diligence to the procurement of their office furniture than they do to the employees that will use it.
I had a boss who had the people skills of Stalin, & the empathy of a snake; but was pretty astute at hiring people. He'd ask people who's work he liked, to update their Job profile in the Company skills database; & then c&p it ( or merge a couple of them), into a job description online.Sandstorm wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:13 pm If you need a new person in your team, recruit them yourself. You’re an idiot if you let HR take the lead in that process.
Or he was looking to replace you.fishfoodie wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:34 pmI had a boss who had the people skills of Stalin, & the empathy of a snake; but was pretty astute at hiring people. He'd ask people who's work he liked, to update their Job profile in the Company skills database; & then c&p it ( or merge a couple of them), into a job description online.Sandstorm wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:13 pm If you need a new person in your team, recruit them yourself. You’re an idiot if you let HR take the lead in that process.
I only found out when I was searching for jobs, & found my exact job profile & my words online, in a request![]()
True !Ymx wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 8:57 pmOr he was looking to replace you.fishfoodie wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:34 pmI had a boss who had the people skills of Stalin, & the empathy of a snake; but was pretty astute at hiring people. He'd ask people who's work he liked, to update their Job profile in the Company skills database; & then c&p it ( or merge a couple of them), into a job description online.Sandstorm wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:13 pm If you need a new person in your team, recruit them yourself. You’re an idiot if you let HR take the lead in that process.
I only found out when I was searching for jobs, & found my exact job profile & my words online, in a request![]()
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fishfoodie wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:28 pm He was the least suitable person I've ever known, to become a people manger; but because of the structures in the company; when you got to a certain grade; you either became a people manager; or stopped getting promotions. It was the single biggest fuckup in a companies makeup I've ever experienced; it meant that they seeded layers of management with the must god awful people; & it totally fucked large parts of the company.
I call it; "The MBA Culture".Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:49 pmfishfoodie wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:28 pm He was the least suitable person I've ever known, to become a people manger; but because of the structures in the company; when you got to a certain grade; you either became a people manager; or stopped getting promotions. It was the single biggest fuckup in a companies makeup I've ever experienced; it meant that they seeded layers of management with the must god awful people; & it totally fucked large parts of the company.
You've basically described what happens in sales. Good salespeople - closers, are worth their weight in gold but companies keen to keep them promote them into roles where they stop doing what they're good at, and worse, they often get bored.
Similar thing happens to teachers. If you're a good and ambitious teacher then you'll do less and less teaching as you go up the grades.
Quite possibly. The problems often start with the idea that only what can get measured gets managed. The corollary of that of course is seldom considered let alone understood, i.e that what gets mismeasured get mismanaged.
I think this is pretty universal, where people who have good skills or technical knowledge get promoted despite being unsuitable for managing people (or they don't get any training in managing people).Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:49 pmfishfoodie wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:28 pm He was the least suitable person I've ever known, to become a people manger; but because of the structures in the company; when you got to a certain grade; you either became a people manager; or stopped getting promotions. It was the single biggest fuckup in a companies makeup I've ever experienced; it meant that they seeded layers of management with the must god awful people; & it totally fucked large parts of the company.
You've basically described what happens in sales. Good salespeople - closers, are worth their weight in gold but companies keen to keep them promote them into roles where they stop doing what they're good at, and worse, they often get bored.
Similar thing happens to teachers. If you're a good and ambitious teacher then you'll do less and less teaching as you go up the grades.
I used to work for a very big American oil company, and they recognised both of these problems. Their solutions were:robmatic wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:04 amI think this is pretty universal, where people who have good skills or technical knowledge get promoted despite being unsuitable for managing people (or they don't get any training in managing people).Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:49 pmfishfoodie wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:28 pm He was the least suitable person I've ever known, to become a people manger; but because of the structures in the company; when you got to a certain grade; you either became a people manager; or stopped getting promotions. It was the single biggest fuckup in a companies makeup I've ever experienced; it meant that they seeded layers of management with the must god awful people; & it totally fucked large parts of the company.
You've basically described what happens in sales. Good salespeople - closers, are worth their weight in gold but companies keen to keep them promote them into roles where they stop doing what they're good at, and worse, they often get bored.
Similar thing happens to teachers. If you're a good and ambitious teacher then you'll do less and less teaching as you go up the grades.
I worked in a company where this was recognised as a problem so they went out of their way to bring in managers from elsewhere in the company or external hires. Ended up having managers who were good at doing appraisals and having meetings but had no clue what was actually going on with their teams.
That sounds sensible, if possible. Helps preserve the founders vision in what made the thing good in the first place.S/Lt_Phillips wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:34 amI used to work for a very big American oil company, and they recognised both of these problems. Their solutions were:robmatic wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:04 amI think this is pretty universal, where people who have good skills or technical knowledge get promoted despite being unsuitable for managing people (or they don't get any training in managing people).Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:49 pm
You've basically described what happens in sales. Good salespeople - closers, are worth their weight in gold but companies keen to keep them promote them into roles where they stop doing what they're good at, and worse, they often get bored.
Similar thing happens to teachers. If you're a good and ambitious teacher then you'll do less and less teaching as you go up the grades.
I worked in a company where this was recognised as a problem so they went out of their way to bring in managers from elsewhere in the company or external hires. Ended up having managers who were good at doing appraisals and having meetings but had no clue what was actually going on with their teams.
1. to have a career path for engineering specialists, meaning they could continue to get promoted & not bored, but didn't have to manage anyone (a win for them and also for anyone who might have ended up being managed by them)
2. only promote to managerial positions from within, meaning they had an understanding of business and the culture and - this one was more problematic as it meant they never brought in new ideas and changing the culture was almost impossible. It was also only possible because they were massive.
I've not worked for them for 20 years now, and I'm not sure they strictly adhere to rule 2 anymore. They still do the technical specialists career path though.
S/Lt_Phillips wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:34 amI used to work for a very big American oil company, and they recognised both of these problems. Their solutions were:robmatic wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:04 amI think this is pretty universal, where people who have good skills or technical knowledge get promoted despite being unsuitable for managing people (or they don't get any training in managing people).Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:49 pm
You've basically described what happens in sales. Good salespeople - closers, are worth their weight in gold but companies keen to keep them promote them into roles where they stop doing what they're good at, and worse, they often get bored.
Similar thing happens to teachers. If you're a good and ambitious teacher then you'll do less and less teaching as you go up the grades.
I worked in a company where this was recognised as a problem so they went out of their way to bring in managers from elsewhere in the company or external hires. Ended up having managers who were good at doing appraisals and having meetings but had no clue what was actually going on with their teams.
1. to have a career path for engineering specialists, meaning they could continue to get promoted & not bored, but didn't have to manage anyone (a win for them and also for anyone who might have ended up being managed by them)
2. only promote to managerial positions from within, meaning they had an understanding of business and the culture and - this one was more problematic as it meant they never brought in new ideas and changing the culture was almost impossible. It was also only possible because they were massive.
I've not worked for them for 20 years now, and I'm not sure they strictly adhere to rule 2 anymore. They still do the technical specialists career path though.
Ymx wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:41 am That sounds sensible, if possible. Helps preserve the founders vision in what made the thing good in the first place.
Rule 1 keeps the good guys remain doing what they’re good at.
Rule 2 probably goes out the window with c suite drop ins by new ownership. There’s nothing worse than MBA wankers who have zero interest in the company’s services and products, and all they do is squeeze costs, ramp up end client prices, and create business case paralysis on building new things.
I didn't know this. Interesting approach. I wonder if it fosters an 'us & them' attitude? Do the principles understand enough of the realities of being in front of a class of kids (rather than just the theory of education)? My partner works in the NHS and she has mentioned that there are some issues with some clinical/medical staff ending up in managerial positions and being awful at it, but also having hospital administration & management staff with no clinical background who are also awful at it precisely because they have no clinical background (so don't understand the challenges etc). Others of this parish would be able to offer a much more accurate assessment of this, I'm sure!Kawazaki wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:00 amS/Lt_Phillips wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:34 amI used to work for a very big American oil company, and they recognised both of these problems. Their solutions were:robmatic wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:04 am
I think this is pretty universal, where people who have good skills or technical knowledge get promoted despite being unsuitable for managing people (or they don't get any training in managing people).
I worked in a company where this was recognised as a problem so they went out of their way to bring in managers from elsewhere in the company or external hires. Ended up having managers who were good at doing appraisals and having meetings but had no clue what was actually going on with their teams.
1. to have a career path for engineering specialists, meaning they could continue to get promoted & not bored, but didn't have to manage anyone (a win for them and also for anyone who might have ended up being managed by them)
2. only promote to managerial positions from within, meaning they had an understanding of business and the culture and - this one was more problematic as it meant they never brought in new ideas and changing the culture was almost impossible. It was also only possible because they were massive.
I've not worked for them for 20 years now, and I'm not sure they strictly adhere to rule 2 anymore. They still do the technical specialists career path though.
I quite like what they do in the American education system (though I don't know what the efficacy is). There are two routes for people who want to work in education - the teaching route and the principal route. They don't recruit principals (and junior grades thereof) from the teacher stream. This keeps teachers teaching and makes sure principals have skills that are needed to run schools.
Yes, those guys are absolute parasites. And they often bring more an more of them in/other referred experts.Kawazaki wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:13 amYmx wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:41 am That sounds sensible, if possible. Helps preserve the founders vision in what made the thing good in the first place.
Rule 1 keeps the good guys remain doing what they’re good at.
Rule 2 probably goes out the window with c suite drop ins by new ownership. There’s nothing worse than MBA wankers who have zero interest in the company’s services and products, and all they do is squeeze costs, ramp up end client prices, and create business case paralysis on building new things.
Management consultancies exploit this problem and tear the arse out it mercilessly. Often times they're little more than temp agencies keen to get as many bodies on the client site as possible to get the billable hours up. I know a mate who joined EY's consulting division 25 years ago as a graduate trainee (with a 2:2 from Hull) and literally his first day with them was on secondment to a site team making tea and coffee. They billed him to the client at £800+ per day for 6 months doing that. And repeat, that was 25 years ago.
S/Lt_Phillips wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:15 am
I didn't know this. Interesting approach. I wonder if it fosters an 'us & them' attitude? Do the principles understand enough of the realities of being in front of a class of kids (rather than just the theory of education)? My partner works in the NHS and she has mentioned that there are some issues with some clinical/medical staff ending up in managerial positions and being awful at it, but also having hospital administration & management staff with no clinical background who are also awful at it precisely because they have no clinical background (so don't understand the challenges etc). Others of this parish would be able to offer a much more accurate assessment of this, I'm sure!
Interesting approach.S/Lt_Phillips wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:34 amI used to work for a very big American oil company, and they recognised both of these problems. Their solutions were:robmatic wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:04 amI think this is pretty universal, where people who have good skills or technical knowledge get promoted despite being unsuitable for managing people (or they don't get any training in managing people).Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:49 pm
You've basically described what happens in sales. Good salespeople - closers, are worth their weight in gold but companies keen to keep them promote them into roles where they stop doing what they're good at, and worse, they often get bored.
Similar thing happens to teachers. If you're a good and ambitious teacher then you'll do less and less teaching as you go up the grades.
I worked in a company where this was recognised as a problem so they went out of their way to bring in managers from elsewhere in the company or external hires. Ended up having managers who were good at doing appraisals and having meetings but had no clue what was actually going on with their teams.
1. to have a career path for engineering specialists, meaning they could continue to get promoted & not bored, but didn't have to manage anyone (a win for them and also for anyone who might have ended up being managed by them)
2. only promote to managerial positions from within, meaning they had an understanding of business and the culture and - this one was more problematic as it meant they never brought in new ideas and changing the culture was almost impossible. It was also only possible because they were massive.
I've not worked for them for 20 years now, and I'm not sure they strictly adhere to rule 2 anymore. They still do the technical specialists career path though.
I'm in the middle of this right now. Enjoy the technical stuff a lot more than the management aspect but not going further into management will be severely career-limiting.S/Lt_Phillips wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:34 amI used to work for a very big American oil company, and they recognised both of these problems. Their solutions were:robmatic wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:04 amI think this is pretty universal, where people who have good skills or technical knowledge get promoted despite being unsuitable for managing people (or they don't get any training in managing people).Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:49 pm
You've basically described what happens in sales. Good salespeople - closers, are worth their weight in gold but companies keen to keep them promote them into roles where they stop doing what they're good at, and worse, they often get bored.
Similar thing happens to teachers. If you're a good and ambitious teacher then you'll do less and less teaching as you go up the grades.
I worked in a company where this was recognised as a problem so they went out of their way to bring in managers from elsewhere in the company or external hires. Ended up having managers who were good at doing appraisals and having meetings but had no clue what was actually going on with their teams.
1. to have a career path for engineering specialists, meaning they could continue to get promoted & not bored, but didn't have to manage anyone (a win for them and also for anyone who might have ended up being managed by them)
2. only promote to managerial positions from within, meaning they had an understanding of business and the culture and - this one was more problematic as it meant they never brought in new ideas and changing the culture was almost impossible. It was also only possible because they were massive.
I've not worked for them for 20 years now, and I'm not sure they strictly adhere to rule 2 anymore. They still do the technical specialists career path though.
The lack of credibility with your new workforce when transferring to a new industry sector can be a big barrier to being effective. I recall thinking, when a new director was brought in from P&G, "why does he think his experience in selling feminine hygiene products is going to be relevant here?" And that was just moving from one FMCG company to another. (He actually turned out to be pretty good, but it took a while.) I can only imagine it would be 100 times worse in the defence industry.inactionman wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:28 amInteresting approach.S/Lt_Phillips wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:34 amI used to work for a very big American oil company, and they recognised both of these problems. Their solutions were:robmatic wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:04 am
I think this is pretty universal, where people who have good skills or technical knowledge get promoted despite being unsuitable for managing people (or they don't get any training in managing people).
I worked in a company where this was recognised as a problem so they went out of their way to bring in managers from elsewhere in the company or external hires. Ended up having managers who were good at doing appraisals and having meetings but had no clue what was actually going on with their teams.
1. to have a career path for engineering specialists, meaning they could continue to get promoted & not bored, but didn't have to manage anyone (a win for them and also for anyone who might have ended up being managed by them)
2. only promote to managerial positions from within, meaning they had an understanding of business and the culture and - this one was more problematic as it meant they never brought in new ideas and changing the culture was almost impossible. It was also only possible because they were massive.
I've not worked for them for 20 years now, and I'm not sure they strictly adhere to rule 2 anymore. They still do the technical specialists career path though.
I left UK engineering in part because of a lack of (1) - the out-of-uni roles tend to be very dull and monotonous, and the advanced roles very management-focused, there's only a few spaces for the technical specialists in any reasonably well paid and autonomous role. My ex-flat mate is a key technical specialist in Airbus (around composites) and he's struck that he's plateaued and any further progression will take him away from the engineering. His technical expertise is so specific he's worried about mobility, so he's a bit hemmed in.
For point (2), many Japanese companies had an approach of putting all new external management/director-level hires onto the manufacturing lines for a period, just so they had at least some modicum of an understanding of what goes on. I'd worry they'd only pick up enough to be dangerous, but better that than blissful ignorance.
One aspect that always worried me was the approach of taking people from other sectors which are seen to be more effective in some aspect and hoping the 'magic dust' will sprinkle across your organisation. As an example, MOD brought in some retail, auto supply chain and banking people into the logistics function (indirectly in some cases) to try to drive efficiencies and the improve the admittedly piss-poor performance. The problem is, it's a notably different world and the methods that served these people well in one space don't always work in another - and they also lack that background context which helped them to make decisions in their native industries. There's a reason getting t-shirts and jeans into high street stores is easier than getting battle tanks into combat zones, and much of retail is about influencing behaviour (e.g. through sales) which doesn't work in a military context. The culture issues were a separate concern, although most people I worked with appeared grown-up enough to get round this, the real bone of contention was for an experienced MOD staffer or civil servant having their expertise challenged and defeated by both senior leadership and the new arrivals.
S/Lt_Phillips wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:49 amThe lack of credibility with your new workforce when transferring to a new industry sector can be a big barrier to being effective. I recall thinking, when a new director was brought in from P&G, "why does he think his experience in selling feminine hygiene products is going to be relevant here?" And that was just moving from one FMCG company to another. (He actually turned out to be pretty good, but it took a while.) I can only imagine it would be 100 times worse in the defence industry.inactionman wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:28 amInteresting approach.S/Lt_Phillips wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:34 am
I used to work for a very big American oil company, and they recognised both of these problems. Their solutions were:
1. to have a career path for engineering specialists, meaning they could continue to get promoted & not bored, but didn't have to manage anyone (a win for them and also for anyone who might have ended up being managed by them)
2. only promote to managerial positions from within, meaning they had an understanding of business and the culture and - this one was more problematic as it meant they never brought in new ideas and changing the culture was almost impossible. It was also only possible because they were massive.
I've not worked for them for 20 years now, and I'm not sure they strictly adhere to rule 2 anymore. They still do the technical specialists career path though.
I left UK engineering in part because of a lack of (1) - the out-of-uni roles tend to be very dull and monotonous, and the advanced roles very management-focused, there's only a few spaces for the technical specialists in any reasonably well paid and autonomous role. My ex-flat mate is a key technical specialist in Airbus (around composites) and he's struck that he's plateaued and any further progression will take him away from the engineering. His technical expertise is so specific he's worried about mobility, so he's a bit hemmed in.
For point (2), many Japanese companies had an approach of putting all new external management/director-level hires onto the manufacturing lines for a period, just so they had at least some modicum of an understanding of what goes on. I'd worry they'd only pick up enough to be dangerous, but better that than blissful ignorance.
One aspect that always worried me was the approach of taking people from other sectors which are seen to be more effective in some aspect and hoping the 'magic dust' will sprinkle across your organisation. As an example, MOD brought in some retail, auto supply chain and banking people into the logistics function (indirectly in some cases) to try to drive efficiencies and the improve the admittedly piss-poor performance. The problem is, it's a notably different world and the methods that served these people well in one space don't always work in another - and they also lack that background context which helped them to make decisions in their native industries. There's a reason getting t-shirts and jeans into high street stores is easier than getting battle tanks into combat zones, and much of retail is about influencing behaviour (e.g. through sales) which doesn't work in a military context. The culture issues were a separate concern, although most people I worked with appeared grown-up enough to get round this, the real bone of contention was for an experienced MOD staffer or civil servant having their expertise challenged and defeated by both senior leadership and the new arrivals.
I'm in enterprise arch (glorified IT, frankly) and really miss engineering. I think that's partly me being a bit 'grass greener' but it's actually something I am truly interested in - I throw all my IT institute magazines straight in bin but I'll spend happy days at Bovington looking at tanks or at East Fortune admiring aircraft.Uncle fester wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:40 amI'm in the middle of this right now. Enjoy the technical stuff a lot more than the management aspect but not going further into management will be severely career-limiting.S/Lt_Phillips wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:34 amI used to work for a very big American oil company, and they recognised both of these problems. Their solutions were:robmatic wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:04 am
I think this is pretty universal, where people who have good skills or technical knowledge get promoted despite being unsuitable for managing people (or they don't get any training in managing people).
I worked in a company where this was recognised as a problem so they went out of their way to bring in managers from elsewhere in the company or external hires. Ended up having managers who were good at doing appraisals and having meetings but had no clue what was actually going on with their teams.
1. to have a career path for engineering specialists, meaning they could continue to get promoted & not bored, but didn't have to manage anyone (a win for them and also for anyone who might have ended up being managed by them)
2. only promote to managerial positions from within, meaning they had an understanding of business and the culture and - this one was more problematic as it meant they never brought in new ideas and changing the culture was almost impossible. It was also only possible because they were massive.
I've not worked for them for 20 years now, and I'm not sure they strictly adhere to rule 2 anymore. They still do the technical specialists career path though.
Kind of at the point of wanting to get away from engineering altogether.
Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:47 pmrobmatic wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:39 pmThat's slightly unfair, many companies pay quite decent salaries to HR people so that they have a robust hiring process in place. It probably won't result in the right person being hired, but there's plenty of time, effort and money being spent there.Kawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:07 pm Advertising a job is such a lottery. Think about it, you need the right person to happen to be looking for a job and to happen to see the job ad when it's a live opportunity. There's so much luck and jeopardy involved for an investment that will likely cost the company £hundreds of thousands over the term of the new employees time with the company. Companies apply more due diligence to the procurement of their office furniture than they do to the employees that will use it.
On the list of reasons why companies employ an HR department, recruitment is quite low down the list. And in my experience, HR staff are generally hopeless at the kind of attraction and approach work required to get the best options on board. You'd be amazed at how high the percentage of staff in many companies is that were not their first choice.
bok_viking wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 2:06 pmKawazaki wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:47 pmrobmatic wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:39 pm
That's slightly unfair, many companies pay quite decent salaries to HR people so that they have a robust hiring process in place. It probably won't result in the right person being hired, but there's plenty of time, effort and money being spent there.
On the list of reasons why companies employ an HR department, recruitment is quite low down the list. And in my experience, HR staff are generally hopeless at the kind of attraction and approach work required to get the best options on board. You'd be amazed at how high the percentage of staff in many companies is that were not their first choice.
Some of the bigger companies do have a very detailed recruitment process though that HR needs to follow. I used to work at the Maersk Headquarters in Copenhagen and when we applied for a job there you went through a process that could take a couple of weeks. They would invite you for a first "interview" which was not much of an interview, it was basically doing a series of written tests related to aptitude and personality and then you had a short chat with one of the HR people. If you get past this and you fall within the parameters of the type of person they are looking for, they would invite you for a 2nd interview where you write another test related to skills and then have a proper interview with HR. If you pass this 2nd meeting, then you get invited for a 3rd interview where you get interviewed by the manager that requires a position filled in his department.
They definitely looked for a specific type of person to work at the HQ. I worked for a few companies over the years, but their recruitment strategy was the most rigorous to get through. One thing i must say they were good at was giving people opportunities that might not have a university degree but were skillful enough to do a job as well or better than a graduate. We had a few guys with us that never went to varsity but impressed with the skills tests and interviews and ended up getting the job. I thing these days companies are so focused on that piece of paper as the be all, end all that they miss out of some very good candidates that for whatever reason never could go to university. There are so many jobs around that a company requires a degree for but in actual fact can be done well without the need to go to university.
bok_viking wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 2:06 pm
Some of the bigger companies do have a very detailed recruitment process though that HR needs to follow. I used to work at the Maersk Headquarters in Copenhagen and when we applied for a job there you went through a process that could take a couple of weeks. They would invite you for a first "interview" which was not much of an interview, it was basically doing a series of written tests related to aptitude and personality and then you had a short chat with one of the HR people. If you get past this and you fall within the parameters of the type of person they are looking for, they would invite you for a 2nd interview where you write another test related to skills and then have a proper interview with HR. If you pass this 2nd meeting, then you get invited for a 3rd interview where you get interviewed by the manager that requires a position filled in his department.
They definitely looked for a specific type of person to work at the HQ. I worked for a few companies over the years, but their recruitment strategy was the most rigorous to get through.
This is like the Canadian gov't, too. If I remember correctly, I was invited to do the aptitude tests in late Feb, scheduled for early-March. I'd completely forgotten that I'd applied for the job but then remembered it was posted back in November. Didn't hear anything then so had forgot about it. Did the tests, didn't do great, but by the end of March was invited to an online interview. It was shorter than expected. Got a response a few days later saying that I was 'successful' and that I'd be included in the pool for hiring which should take place around October. A whole friggin' year to hire an entry-level librarian?!Kawazaki wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:26 pmbok_viking wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 2:06 pm
Some of the bigger companies do have a very detailed recruitment process though that HR needs to follow. I used to work at the Maersk Headquarters in Copenhagen and when we applied for a job there you went through a process that could take a couple of weeks. They would invite you for a first "interview" which was not much of an interview, it was basically doing a series of written tests related to aptitude and personality and then you had a short chat with one of the HR people. If you get past this and you fall within the parameters of the type of person they are looking for, they would invite you for a 2nd interview where you write another test related to skills and then have a proper interview with HR. If you pass this 2nd meeting, then you get invited for a 3rd interview where you get interviewed by the manager that requires a position filled in his department.
They definitely looked for a specific type of person to work at the HQ. I worked for a few companies over the years, but their recruitment strategy was the most rigorous to get through.
This exactly proves my point. HR are terrible, often worse than terrible at attraction and approach work.
I see it more like the situation I was in when I first started in IT - loads of older folks with Gold-plated (TUPE) Pensions, etc who did fuck all work, just came in for coffee and smokes.Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:30 am The concern across the IT landscape about total wfh is that if there's no benefit to co-location at all then most jobs upon replacement can be done by people looking for significantly lower salaries.
Which ironically, is why there is a feedback loop that prevents change - who does the measuring?Kawazaki wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 7:12 amQuite possibly. The problems often start with the idea that only what can get measured gets managed. The corollary of that of course is seldom considered let alone understood, i.e that what gets mismeasured get mismanaged.
As an Infrastructure PM, I have been seconded to a few Agile projects.ASMO wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:08 amSo much this, basically invented by developers who hate doing documentation and plans, i have yet to encounter an agile project that has delivered on spec and to time and budget.Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:24 am Likewise Agile. Largely used as an excuse to cut corners and not keep records whilst sounding exciting.
mat the expat wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 11:09 pmAs an Infrastructure PM, I have been seconded to a few Agile projects.ASMO wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:08 amSo much this, basically invented by developers who hate doing documentation and plans, i have yet to encounter an agile project that has delivered on spec and to time and budget.Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:24 am Likewise Agile. Largely used as an excuse to cut corners and not keep records whilst sounding exciting.
It was ok for a few months but always reminds me of the clockmaker scene in Schindler's List - imagine a whole career of Sprints?
Fuck that!
Slick wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:26 am I have an absolute loathing for the word "synergy", to the extent that if someone sends a meeting request to explore "synergies" I'll normally ignore it.