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Well I guess for one thing they realized that the idea of increasing the allowable artic trailer length wasn't the quick fix they thought
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Amazing. I genuinely have about 15 miles of fuel left in the car. Stations are all expecting deliveries tomorrow morning - so I contacted my boss - told him that I would stay at home today and he said that was fine 'We've being doing home working for the last year and a half - so what is another day'. When then had a great chat about the Ryder Cup and the Rugby.
That is how sensible people react to a situation like this.
I always thought that movies like Mad Max were overblown hype for Hollywood - but we as a society would be there within a few months of a real global disaster.
Humans are dumb.
That is how sensible people react to a situation like this.
I always thought that movies like Mad Max were overblown hype for Hollywood - but we as a society would be there within a few months of a real global disaster.
Humans are dumb.
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Thor Sedan wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 11:47 am Amazing. I genuinely have about 15 miles of fuel left in the car. Stations are all expecting deliveries tomorrow morning - so I contacted my boss - told him that I would stay at home today and he said that was fine 'We've being doing home working for the last year and a half - so what is another day'. When then had a great chat about the Ryder Cup and the Rugby.
That is how sensible people react to a situation like this.
I always thought that movies like Mad Max were overblown hype for Hollywood - but we as a society would be there within a few months of a real global disaster.
Humans are dumb.

Henry: First few months after the outbreak, they had a lot of lootin'. Everyone got paranoid. You remember any of that, Joel?
Joel: Everyone barricaded themselves in their homes, then supplies started running low. That's when you saw what people are really capable of.
Which will make no difference. I can't imagine there are many relevant licence holders considering the army numbers about 75000 troops.I like neeps wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:42 am
They have acknowledged there's a problem, they've changed the competition laws and are getting the army involved in delivering petrol. Under plans devised for a no deal Brexit funnily enough.
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Do any of you "prep" a wee bit? I come from a farming family and am used to having a shit load of diesel, reloading my ammo, having craploads of food available. I now live in an urban environment and don't spazz out but I have a couple of jerry cans in the garage. Try to keep my vehicle tanks full and have a decent supply of staples in the house. I don't trust this pull based supply system. Whether its South Africa or London I think the Boy Scouts motto applies. Have a hundred toilet rolls, 5 gallons of fuel and 50 pounds of rice and lentils is sensible and not paranoid imo. On the food side I just tend to buy a bit more rice and dried food. And then eat and replenish as needed. After the South African riot and looting episode I no longer think its a paranoid idea.
Be a gentleman and let her do it herself.Tattie wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:17 pm Dilemma - my wife’s car is running on fumes (as per normal) so do I go to one of the local petrol stations to fill up (or as close to it as I’m allowed) and be branded a panic buyer as I sit in a queue, or do I let her get her own fecking fuel?
I was reading elsewhere that due to pandemic steel mills were closed for quite a while and lead to a shortage of metal for canned tomatoes in Spain and Italy. So you all better get stocked up on those before they announce there will be a shortage. 

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I hate turkey, it's bland as fuck.Sandstorm wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 11:50 am Farm worker shortage will cause panic buying again. Well I'm not getting caught out in late November and unable to get a turkey for Xmas day. I'm buying a frozen one from M&S today and chucking it into the freezer.![]()
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Take a look at the UK's gas reserve capability:FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:01 pm Do any of you "prep" a wee bit? I come from a farming family and am used to having a shit load of diesel, reloading my ammo, having craploads of food available. I now live in an urban environment and don't spazz out but I have a couple of jerry cans in the garage. Try to keep my vehicle tanks full and have a decent supply of staples in the house. I don't trust this pull based supply system. Whether its South Africa or London I think the Boy Scouts motto applies. Have a hundred toilet rolls, 5 gallons of fuel and 50 pounds of rice and lentils is sensible and not paranoid imo. On the food side I just tend to buy a bit more rice and dried food. And then eat and replenish as needed. After the South African riot and looting episode I no longer think its a paranoid idea.

Jesus Christ. a hundred toilet rolls? What the fuck for? Do you need to dry your fanny after taking a piss? If you've lived on a farm, you'll know how excessive toilet paper clogs up a septic tank. Presuming you didn't have to use a long drop.FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:01 pm Do any of you "prep" a wee bit? I come from a farming family and am used to having a shit load of diesel, reloading my ammo, having craploads of food available. I now live in an urban environment and don't spazz out but I have a couple of jerry cans in the garage. Try to keep my vehicle tanks full and have a decent supply of staples in the house. I don't trust this pull based supply system. Whether its South Africa or London I think the Boy Scouts motto applies. Have a hundred toilet rolls, 5 gallons of fuel and 50 pounds of rice and lentils is sensible and not paranoid imo. On the food side I just tend to buy a bit more rice and dried food. And then eat and replenish as needed. After the South African riot and looting episode I no longer think its a paranoid idea.
To digress, I spent a few years in South-West (Namibia) prospecting for Uranium and one of the pleasures that will always remain with me is sitting on the longdrop looking out over the plains and taking a nice long shit.
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I have a household of seven. One man and six women. They go through a ton of loo roll. I keep 4x 24's in the garage. Clicks have a special on 2x 24. Grew up on farms with long drops and septic tanks but my teenage daughters and our boarder didn't so go through it like anything.Rinkals wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 1:15 pmJesus Christ. a hundred toilet rolls? What the fuck for? Do you need to dry your fanny after taking a piss? If you've lived on a farm, you'll know how excessive toilet paper clogs up a septic tank. Presuming you didn't have to use a long drop.FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:01 pm Do any of you "prep" a wee bit? I come from a farming family and am used to having a shit load of diesel, reloading my ammo, having craploads of food available. I now live in an urban environment and don't spazz out but I have a couple of jerry cans in the garage. Try to keep my vehicle tanks full and have a decent supply of staples in the house. I don't trust this pull based supply system. Whether its South Africa or London I think the Boy Scouts motto applies. Have a hundred toilet rolls, 5 gallons of fuel and 50 pounds of rice and lentils is sensible and not paranoid imo. On the food side I just tend to buy a bit more rice and dried food. And then eat and replenish as needed. After the South African riot and looting episode I no longer think its a paranoid idea.
To digress, I spent a few years in South-West (Namibia) prospecting for Uranium and one of the pleasures that will always remain with me is sitting on the longdrop looking out over the plains and taking a nice long shit.
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That's why in Zombie movies, the Zombies are just a plot deviceThor Sedan wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 11:47 am
I always thought that movies like Mad Max were overblown hype for Hollywood - but we as a society would be there within a few months of a real global disaster.
Humans are dumb.
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In the SADF we called it a Go Cart. It was like a little fibre glass potty. A place to talk kak an have a communal shit with a few other lads while smoking Gunstons. During the brief rainy season in Lohatla in NC or Grootfontein in SWA or wherever we where stationed it would become unbearable with flies.Rinkals wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 1:15 pmJesus Christ. a hundred toilet rolls? What the fuck for? Do you need to dry your fanny after taking a piss? If you've lived on a farm, you'll know how excessive toilet paper clogs up a septic tank. Presuming you didn't have to use a long drop.FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:01 pm Do any of you "prep" a wee bit? I come from a farming family and am used to having a shit load of diesel, reloading my ammo, having craploads of food available. I now live in an urban environment and don't spazz out but I have a couple of jerry cans in the garage. Try to keep my vehicle tanks full and have a decent supply of staples in the house. I don't trust this pull based supply system. Whether its South Africa or London I think the Boy Scouts motto applies. Have a hundred toilet rolls, 5 gallons of fuel and 50 pounds of rice and lentils is sensible and not paranoid imo. On the food side I just tend to buy a bit more rice and dried food. And then eat and replenish as needed. After the South African riot and looting episode I no longer think its a paranoid idea.
To digress, I spent a few years in South-West (Namibia) prospecting for Uranium and one of the pleasures that will always remain with me is sitting on the longdrop looking out over the plains and taking a nice long shit.
The best view was at Mpacha in Caprivi from the Officers long drop which was a bit elevated and you could see the odd giraffe.
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FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 1:44 pm
I have a household of seven. One man and six women. They go through a ton of loo roll. I keep 4x 24's in the garage. Clicks have a special on 2x 24. Grew up on farms with long drops and septic tanks but my teenage daughters and our boarder didn't so go through it like anything.

I assume this is how they wipe given how quickly it goes...

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Bro! By the time they've finished blowing their nose, wiping back and front etc its half a roll gone.Niegs wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 2:28 pmFalseBayFC wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 1:44 pm
I have a household of seven. One man and six women. They go through a ton of loo roll. I keep 4x 24's in the garage. Clicks have a special on 2x 24. Grew up on farms with long drops and septic tanks but my teenage daughters and our boarder didn't so go through it like anything.... that'll do it!
I assume this is how they wipe given how quickly it goes...
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The Government had knocked the idea of using the army on the head (as of the lunchtime news), but I suspect your right as to their usefulness. Even if they have a HGV license; would they have relevant hazardous materials experience ?Jock42 wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 11:59 amWhich will make no difference. I can't imagine there are many relevant licence holders considering the army numbers about 75000 troops.I like neeps wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:42 am
They have acknowledged there's a problem, they've changed the competition laws and are getting the army involved in delivering petrol. Under plans devised for a no deal Brexit funnily enough.
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I drove fuel tankers in Euro Truck Simulator, does that count?
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Whoa. That level of qualification and experience puts you ahead of most government employees.tabascoboy wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:06 pm I drove fuel tankers in Euro Truck Simulator, does that count?
£7000 starting bonus if you can be at Grangemouth in the next 10 minutestabascoboy wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:06 pm I drove fuel tankers in Euro Truck Simulator, does that count?
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Just so you know; you're not allowed to deliberately jack-knife, & roll the tankers in the real worldtabascoboy wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:06 pm I drove fuel tankers in Euro Truck Simulator, does that count?

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It's no good if you take all the fun awayfishfoodie wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:34 pmJust so you know; you're not allowed to deliberately jack-knife, & roll the tankers in the real worldtabascoboy wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:06 pm I drove fuel tankers in Euro Truck Simulator, does that count?![]()
Nope, the vast majority won't.fishfoodie wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 2:53 pmThe Government had knocked the idea of using the army on the head (as of the lunchtime news), but I suspect your right as to their usefulness. Even if they have a HGV license; would they have relevant hazardous materials experience ?Jock42 wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 11:59 amWhich will make no difference. I can't imagine there are many relevant licence holders considering the army numbers about 75000 troops.I like neeps wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:42 am
They have acknowledged there's a problem, they've changed the competition laws and are getting the army involved in delivering petrol. Under plans devised for a no deal Brexit funnily enough.
westport wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:54 pmBe a gentleman and let her do it herself.Tattie wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:17 pm Dilemma - my wife’s car is running on fumes (as per normal) so do I go to one of the local petrol stations to fill up (or as close to it as I’m allowed) and be branded a panic buyer as I sit in a queue, or do I let her get her own fecking fuel?
This is the sort of role model we need in these troubled times.Tattie wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 6:24 pmwestport wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:54 pmBe a gentleman and let her do it herself.Tattie wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:17 pm Dilemma - my wife’s car is running on fumes (as per normal) so do I go to one of the local petrol stations to fill up (or as close to it as I’m allowed) and be branded a panic buyer as I sit in a queue, or do I let her get her own fecking fuel?she doesn’t seem concerned that there’s fewer than 20 miles in the tank. She only seems to think it’s time to fill up when it’s in single digits.
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Dig a new one. You have arms and a spade don't you? But in the real world a long drop self composts. It amuses me that you Milennial/Gen Z types would probably expire rather than making a plan about where you could take a shit. Soft as shite! Ha ha.Kawazaki wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:36 pm What happens to all the shit when the 'long drop' isn't very long anymore?
FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:50 pmDig a new one. You have arms and a spade don't you? But in the real world a long drop self composts. It amuses me that you Milennial/Gen Z types would probably expire rather than making a plan about where you could take a shit. Soft as shite! Ha ha.Kawazaki wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:36 pm What happens to all the shit when the 'long drop' isn't very long anymore?
I live in the first world if that's what you mean yes.
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Weird thing to turn into a generational issue. Thinking of all the fellow millenials I know the vast majority of us would manage to come up with digging a hole in which to shit if we required a primitive toilet situation on an ongoing basis.FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:50 pmDig a new one. You have arms and a spade don't you? But in the real world a long drop self composts. It amuses me that you Milennial/Gen Z types would probably expire rather than making a plan about where you could take a shit. Soft as shite! Ha ha.Kawazaki wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:36 pm What happens to all the shit when the 'long drop' isn't very long anymore?
It's just not something we've ever needed to confront since there's basically nowhere in the country without indoor plumbing.
Prove it (no pictures)sockwithaticket wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 9:08 amWeird thing to turn into a generational issue. Thinking of all the fellow millenials I know the vast majority of us would manage to come up with digging a hole in which to shit if we required a primitive toilet situation on an ongoing basis.FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:50 pmDig a new one. You have arms and a spade don't you? But in the real world a long drop self composts. It amuses me that you Milennial/Gen Z types would probably expire rather than making a plan about where you could take a shit. Soft as shite! Ha ha.Kawazaki wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:36 pm What happens to all the shit when the 'long drop' isn't very long anymore?
It's just not something we've ever needed to confront since there's basically nowhere in the country without indoor plumbing.
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Really weird thing to try and turn into a generational issue indeed. Digging a hole in the ground and shitting in it is not some sort of achievement.
Changing your fortunes/situation/country even, to put it into a situation where people no longer need to dig holes to shit in, is an acheivement.
Changing your fortunes/situation/country even, to put it into a situation where people no longer need to dig holes to shit in, is an acheivement.
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Well, instead of choosing to retain a dedicated fuel tank and pump locally in a depot as they were offered, our waste collection service contractors decided to rely on a Keyfuels fuel card at public fuel stations...with now predictable results.
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Most of us also don't live with what appears to be four or five kids who shit at 6 or 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.sockwithaticket wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 9:08 amWeird thing to turn into a generational issue. Thinking of all the fellow millenials I know the vast majority of us would manage to come up with digging a hole in which to shit if we required a primitive toilet situation on an ongoing basis.FalseBayFC wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:50 pmDig a new one. You have arms and a spade don't you? But in the real world a long drop self composts. It amuses me that you Milennial/Gen Z types would probably expire rather than making a plan about where you could take a shit. Soft as shite! Ha ha.Kawazaki wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:36 pm What happens to all the shit when the 'long drop' isn't very long anymore?
It's just not something we've ever needed to confront since there's basically nowhere in the country without indoor plumbing.
Thor Sedan wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 11:47 am Amazing. I genuinely have about 15 miles of fuel left in the car. Stations are all expecting deliveries tomorrow morning - so I contacted my boss - told him that I would stay at home today and he said that was fine 'We've being doing home working for the last year and a half - so what is another day'. When then had a great chat about the Ryder Cup and the Rugby.
That is how sensible people react to a situation like this.
I always thought that movies like Mad Max were overblown hype for Hollywood - but we as a society would be there within a few months of a real global disaster.
Humans are dumb.
Park your car up above a petrol station that is located at the bottom of a hill.
Raggs wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 10:39 am Really weird thing to try and turn into a generational issue indeed. Digging a hole in the ground and shitting in it is not some sort of achievement.
You've clearly not met many South African farming types have you?
Thicker than a castle wall.