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You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:20 am
by TB63

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Who the fuck is this Salt Bae?...
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:22 am
by Sandstorm
1 steak, 16 puddings? Chicks wot lunch.
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:32 am
by SaintK
Salt Bae!!!

Fucking bonkers!!! Looking forward to Jay Rayner or Grace Dent reviewing it
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-sty ... 264.html
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:38 am
by Margin__Walker
Sandstorm wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:22 am
1 steak, 16 puddings? Chicks wot lunch.
Was just thinking the same. Where are the bloody mains?
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:45 am
by TB63
£850 for a steak!
For that price, I'd have wanted to buy the calf, rear it and fuck it first..
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am
by sturginho
They ordered a bottle of wine worth £20k and complained about the bill

Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:49 am
by Sinkers
Who TF eats steak with mash?
Even worse who then adds a 10k bottle of wine to steak and mash?
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:50 am
by GogLais
TB63 wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:45 am
£850 for a steak!
For that price, I'd have wanted to buy the calf, rear it and fuck it first..
I hope the farmer is getting his cut.
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:58 am
by Lobby
The Standard’s reviewer wasn’t impressed either:
“ £50 cappuccinos, limp sushi and the capital’s worst burger … This vibeless business lounge is categorically a bad restaurant“
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:01 am
by Lobby
Sandstorm wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:22 am
1 steak, 16 puddings? Chicks wot lunch.
20 puddings, you missed the 4 baklavas covered in gold leaf.
I’m guessing there were 5 people dining, and they had 4 baklavas each, while also polishing off 5 bottles of wine.
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:10 am
by SaintK
sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am
They ordered a bottle of wine
worth £20k and complained about the bill
Priced not worth!!!
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:18 am
by Dogbert
Its effectively "stupid" tax ,for stupid people who have more money than sense.
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:11 am
by Ata Rangi
SaintK wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:10 am
sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am
They ordered a bottle of wine
worth £20k and complained about the bill
Priced not worth!!!
Two bottles at £9,950 a piece. Bargain.
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:52 am
by SaintK
Ata Rangi wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:11 am
SaintK wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:10 am
sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am
They ordered a bottle of wine
worth £20k and complained about the bill
Priced not worth!!!
Two bottles at £9,950 a piece. Bargain.
The mark ups on the wine are stratospheric. Plus 15% service. Still, I'm sure the twats who paid through the nose for that lot were happy
Petrus 1996 £2100 retail
Petrus 2003 £2400 retail
Dom Perignon 2006 £131 retail
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 4:46 pm
by sturginho
SaintK wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:10 am
sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am
They ordered a bottle of wine
worth £20k and complained about the bill
Priced not worth!!!
Sorry, poor choice of words. My point was that they saw on the wine list how much it was and ordered it anyway, then complained about it on instagram
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 5:23 pm
by Lobby
sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 4:46 pm
SaintK wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:10 am
sturginho wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:47 am
They ordered a bottle of wine
worth £20k and complained about the bill
Priced not worth!!!
Sorry, poor choice of words. My point was that they saw on the wine list how much it was and ordered it anyway, then complained about it on instagram
I expect they ordered the most expensive wines on the menu with the express intention of racking up a huge bill which they could then stick up on instagram and pretend to be outraged about.
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:51 pm
by boere wors
Something is going massively wrong in this world
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:46 pm
by JM2K6
Yeah
It's capitalism
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2021 10:27 am
by Globus
Got a horrendous bill from a Verbier skiing trip.
Many bottles of Louis Roderer Cristal plus Beluga caviar.
I had to creep home and hide the evidence from the former Management.
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2021 10:33 am
by Lobby
Rayner has ‘reviewed’ by refusing to go there, and instead sit outside with a kebab.
https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/o ... steakhouse
He describes Salt Bae’s signature move with the salt as being like
Rod Hull’s Emu, bare naked and disgracing himself by vomiting down his own neck
Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2021 10:52 am
by SaintK
Lobby wrote: Sun Oct 17, 2021 10:33 am
Rayner has ‘reviewed’ by refusing to go there, and instead sit outside with a kebab.
https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/o ... steakhouse
He describes Salt Bae’s signature move with the salt as being like
Rod Hull’s Emu, bare naked and disgracing himself by vomiting down his own neck
Read it earlier

Re: You must be taking the piss!!!!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2021 12:00 pm
by notfatcat
TB63 wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:20 am
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Who the fuck is this Salt Bae?...
I knew nothing about him until I saw this thread. On first appearances he would seem like the typical wanker who resides in the world of influencers and social media posers, but having read that he put his money into a new school in his home town I think good luck to him. Plus there's something enviable in getting very rich people to part with ridiculous amounts of money because "it's a bit of fun".
It reminds me of an Irish (I think) photographer who got famous for selling a photo of a potato for 1 million bucks/Euros/whatever. He's sought out by the ludicrously wealthy Silicon Valley elite to take their corporate headshots at $250k a piece, and openly states it only takes him about 5 minutes to get the job done.